What you buy when you buy "Made in China"

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

As a man whose investments have brought jobs to China, I am insulted by people who claim that investing in China has something to do with exploiting lax regulations or gulag labor.

Friends, when you buy something "Made In China" you are helping ourlittle yellow cousins build a better China, a land of milk and honey (which will be eaten with chopsticks because some old tribal superstitions are just too hard to break).

Here are some pictures of what you're buying when you buy "Made In China":

Public Fountains:



Look at this ol' swimming hole, which thanks to Wal-Mart shoppers is now a JACUZZI!



It's like an ALL-DAY SUNSET!



Fun learning experiences for the children:



Olympic-sized swimming pools:



A five-story building! No more living in yurts!



And last but not least, lots and lots of roads, so that our little yellow cousins can drive to their new swimming pools, buidlings, fountains, jacuzzis, and drop of their kids at rock-breaking practise.

[Nobar King]

Re: What you buy when you buy "Made in China"

People like to claim that the Cinese have it hard, but look how easy the fishing is over there when the tide goes out:


Lovely green rivers are a Godsend to the wheat-grass juice industry:


You weren't kidding about beautiful sunsets!


They have beautiful dams:


And lots of jobs and very little traffic:


The best part is, you never hear them complain about their own country.

[Hank]

Re: What you buy when you buy "Made in China"

Now if only they worshipped Jesus (like the rest of us) insted of that fat little God "Boodah" they would be better people and we wouldnt have to nuke them one day.

[Buford T Scoggins]

Re: What you buy when you buy "Made in China"

Well I, for one, won't buy anything that doesn't have a "Made in USA" label. That's why I thank Jesus (and the Republican Party) for bringing Chinese slave labor to Saipan:

http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m0JZS/is_3_22/ai_n24981799/

Without the Chink slaves in Saipan, those "Made-in-USA" American flags at Wal-Mart would cost a whole lot more than $2.

yours in Christ,
Buford

[Meek and Humble]

Re: What you buy when you buy "Made in China"

Wow, China is such a beautiful country! I'd love to visit some day.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: What you buy when you buy "Made in China"

You buy China you buy hard working Non-American labor. None of this lazy Union looter crap. That is value added.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: What you buy when you buy "Made in China"

Well I, for one, won't buy anything that doesn't have a "Made in USA" label. That's why I thank Jesus (and the Republican Party) for bringing Chinese slave labor to Saipan:

http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m0JZS/is_3_22/ai_n24981799/

Without the Chink slaves in Saipan, those "Made-in-USA" American flags at Wal-Mart would cost a whole lot more than $2.

yours in Christ,
Buford

I have a real problem with that article, Brother Buford.

Nowhere do they provide a full list of the American companies using Saipan for their production. How will we know which brands we should buy?

[Buford T Scoggins]

Re: What you buy when you buy "Made in China"

I have a real problem with that article, Brother Buford.

Nowhere do they provide a full list of the American companies using Saipan for their production. How will we know which brands we should buy?

Good point. What would Jesus do? He'd shop at Wal-Mart!

If you buy most anything in Wal-Mart labeled "Made in USA," it's probably made in Saipan. A Godly corporation like Wal-Mart can be counted upon to do its patriotic duty by saving American consumers money (if they have any money). Chink laborers were put on this Earth to bring us "low-everyday prices," so by shopping at Wal-Mart you are not only being patriotic, but you are also following God's plan.

yours in Christ,
Brother Buford