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I was thinking about this today. According to the Darwinists, we came from monkeys. Monkeys have tails. So if why came from monkeys, why don't we have tails? WHERE IS MY TAIL, EVILUTIONISTS?!? I don't have one! 100% PROOF that EVILUTION IS A LIE!!!
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Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?
You know I have never met an evolutionist who could honestly and intelligently answer that question?
Another thing I'd like to know is, if humans came from monkeys, how come there aren't monkeys giving birth to humans to this day?sigpic
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Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?
I'd also like to know what the atheists say to this: If humans "evolved" from monkeys, how come there are still monkeys in the world? Why didn't the ones in the zoo turn into humans?
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Now I wouldn't make this claim because it would be racist, but some have claimed that negroes are related to monkeys because they both came from Africa. However, I did some historical research. Cotton farmers in the South before the Civil War figured that monkeys could be treated like smaller versions of negro slaves and brought them in to pick cotton. Found out it didn't work so I think the evilutionists are proved wrong even here. Black people are descendents of Ham, not Tarzan's buddy, cheetah.Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostI'd also like to know what the atheists say to this: If humans "evolved" from monkeys, how come there are still monkeys in the world? Why didn't the ones in the zoo turn into humans?Comment
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Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?
The monkey-worshipers think that ultimately, everything came out of nothing in something called the "Big Bang." If that were true, we'd still see nothing exploding and human beings popping out.
Whenever I raise this argument with evil-utionists, they just shake their heads and walk away. If they had an answer, they'd have told me what it is by now.This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
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Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?
If humans have evolved from monkeys, why don't monkeys speak American?Comment
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Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?
I found some interesting discussion and articles elsewhere on the intertubes.
Apparently, humans do have tails while they are still in the womb, which are later absorbed into the body to form the coccyx (commonly known as the tailbone). Many evolutionists view the coccyx as a "leftover"--for lack of a better term--of our evolutionary predecessors.
As tails became less necessary for our survival (living on the ground as homo-sapiens, for example, and not in the trees), they disappeared over time.
There are a lot of unanswered questions about evolution, and I think evolutionists (the rational ones anyway) will be the first to admit it. One could also ask why humans have appendixes. Neither evolution nor creation science can explain that, as it serves no beneficial purpose to human survival.
I'm not sure what you mean by this, would be so kind as to elaborate?Originally posted by Pastor IsaacComment
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Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?
Pastor Issac could not have been clearer: there was nothing, it exploded, and human beings popped out of the nothing that exploded.Originally posted by EightyEight View Post
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Oh okay, so he was suggesting that if the Big Bang Theory were true, similar occurrences (i.e. random explosions spawning human beings) would still be occurring? My apologies, his wording threw me off a little bit, but I understand now.Originally posted by Mrs. Rogers View PostComment
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Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?
According to Big Bang Theory, our universe is a bomb.
I wonder if mooslims like this theory. They definitely like bombs...I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen
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Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?
How many times does this have to be explained...Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
Monkeys and humans shared a common ancestor. To say that we (I wont even use the term darwinist. The creationist in today's society is like the retarded child we prefer to keep in the basement and not speak about) support the idea that one day a monkey had a human baby demonstrates your ignorance on the subject.
You actually have a tail. Feel around the lower tip of the backside of your pelvis. That bone you feel is the tail. Even when the baby is in its mothers womb it has a mildly developed tail, which is lost as it developed further. Over the course of evolution, humans grew less and less dependent on this appendage, and as its usefullness declined the tail grew smaller and smaller over thousands of years of micro evolution. If you really want all the fossils dating the intervals of our species evolution, I'll gladly pull them up for you.
Also dont ask a question and then tell someone that your rhetoric is 100% proof that you are right.
Don't say that there is no adequate answer to this question, because their is.
These things make you sound even more ignorant.God has a rap sheetComment
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Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?
Its right there, it called your tail bone. If you can't resist sticking your finger up your butt while checking to see if your anatomy is indeed consistent with this than i will leave you be. (By the way its not even on the ass... its more the lower back).Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
Because that makes you sound stupid. By all means promote this if you wish... but when debating a issue, following the rhetorical steps to proving your point is a much more solid method. Assuming your right and pretending that your views make the other person completely wrong only makes your argument exponentially less effective when it is denouncedGod has a rap sheetComment
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You're a disgusting PERVERT!!! Telling me to feel my own bottom! You should be arrested for trying to make me rape myself!!! How can you live with yourself!!!Originally posted by Mike Gerrard View Post
I bet you're in cahoots with Joe Beam, the false Christian sex pervert!
You're the one that's ignorant AND you're GROSS!!!
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Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?
Sigh... its not even your bottom. Your tail is right there whenever you wish to realize that your views are folly.Originally posted by TheLordSavedMe View PostYou're a disgusting PERVERT!!! Telling me to feel my own bottom! You should be arrested for trying to make me rape myself!!! How can you live with yourself!!!
I bet you're in cahoots with Joe Beam, the false Christian sex pervert!
You're the one that's ignorant AND you're GROSS!!!God has a rap sheetComment
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