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Old 02-19-2010, 11:58 AM
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Default What is Fap?

I saw this word in a chat room about Sarah Palin. I know FAQ is frequently asked questions, but this was being used as a verb and an adjective, She's fappable.
It's strange. I can't figure this out.
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10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
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Default Re: What is Fap?

"Female APplicant"?
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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Old 02-19-2010, 12:16 PM
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Default Re: What is Fap?

I'm pretty sure it stands for Formidable Awesome Politician.

I've never heard it in relation to our Godly President Bush though.
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Frequently answered prayers?
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10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
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Fabulous At Piebaking?
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Fights against queers? (Edit-- I mean fights against peers)
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Fabulous At Piebaking?
Oh does that make me a FAP?

Yaaaay! I have something else now in common with Sarah besides being a swell dresser, smart, home schooled and a good shot!
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Future America's President?
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Faith-based American Princess?
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Since you asked a question without any sarcasm attatched I feel it would be kind to answer your question truthfully. Please don't take offence in what "Fap" means, don't kill the messenger.
"Fap" is a modern slang used to say "Masturbate". Again, don't kill the mesenger. You asked, I answered.

Of course what was the contest in which the word fell? It may have been an acronym, but if it was like:
"I fap for Sarah Palin",
It obviousely ment something not "nice".
Don't kill the messenger.
You asked, I gave you an answer. Once again, can you explicitly say what the context was in which the word was used?
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Since you asked a question without any sarcasm attatched I feel it would be kind to answer your question truthfully. Please don't take offence in what "Fap" means, don't kill the messenger.
"Fap" is a modern slang used to say "Masturbate". Again, don't kill the mesenger. You asked, I answered.

Of course what was the contest in which the word fell? It may have been an acronym, but if it was like:
"I fap for Sarah Palin",
It obviousely ment something not "nice".
Don't kill the messenger.
You asked, I gave you an answer. Once again, can you explicitly say what the context was in which the word was used?
You are disgusting!
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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Since you asked a question without any sarcasm attatched I feel it would be kind to answer your question truthfully. Please don't take offence in what "Fap" means, don't kill the messenger.
"Fap" is a modern slang used to say "Masturbate". Again, don't kill the mesenger. You asked, I answered.

Of course what was the contest in which the word fell? It may have been an acronym, but if it was like:
"I fap for Sarah Palin",
It obviousely ment something not "nice".
Don't kill the messenger.
You asked, I gave you an answer. Once again, can you explicitly say what the context was in which the word was used?
What kind of sick pervert are you?! How DARE you talk about God's Favorite Woman Politican© like that!
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"Fap" is a modern slang used to say "Masturbate".
Don't talk nonsense. They don't even start with the same letter. If one wanted to shorten masturbate you would get something like MTB or MAB.
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Killing the mesenger as usual.
Go out into the chat rooms for people below age 30 and ask what "fap" stands for.
Also please the OP, state what the context of the use of "Fap" was!!!! The Context is VERY important. Context is all that matters and untill the OP has no provided it we cannot really define what "fap" the chatroom people where referring to.

But really, go to online forums for young people or use chatrooms and ASK what "fap" means. If you don't know, don't ciritizise people who do know.
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Killing the mesenger as usual.
Go out into the chat rooms for people below age 30 and ask what "fap" stands for.
Also please the OP, state what the context of the use of "Fap" was!!!! The Context is VERY important. Context is all that matters and untill the OP has no provided it we cannot really define what "fap" the chatroom people where referring to.

But really, go to online forums for young people or use chatrooms and ASK what "fap" means. If you don't know, don't ciritizise people who do know.
Brother Mayfield has clearly stated that he saw this in a "chatroom about Sarah Palin". What more information do you need? What kind of sick, twisted things are you trying to do, bub?
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Go out into the chat rooms for people below age 30 and ask what "fap" stands for.
This is all in your dirty mind my friend. I have no doubt in those darkrooms you often visit every word is interpreted in a nasty way, but normal people view the world in a different way.

If you ask normal people what FAP means you will get answers like: FORTRAN Assembly Program, Fair Access Policy, Femto Access Point, Functional analytic psychotherapy, Familial adenomatous polyposis, Familial amyloid polyneuropathy, Fixed action pattern or Fas-associated phosphatase.

You see, normal people have normal meanings for normal words. Not everything is about sex.
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I would still really like to hear from the OP.
Unless we have the CONTEXT we cannot deduce anything.

Its like the word "love"
I LOVE Jesus.
I would LOVE to beat you up.

One word, two absolutely different meanings, only different: context.

Untill the OP does not reply we cannot take this any further. To others, please go to chatrooms and ask what fap means. Don't think, research THAN think.
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Don't think, research THAN think.
I did:
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If you ask normal people what FAP means you will get answers like: FORTRAN Assembly Program, Fair Access Policy, Femto Access Point, Functional analytic psychotherapy, Familial adenomatous polyposis, Familial amyloid polyneuropathy, Fixed action pattern or Fas-associated phosphatase.
Why do you insist on everything having to be related to sex?
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I would still really like to hear from the OP.
Unless we have the CONTEXT we cannot deduce anything.

Its like the word "love"
I LOVE Jesus.
I would LOVE to beat you up.

One word, two absolutely different meanings, only different: context.

Untill the OP does not reply we cannot take this any further. To others, please go to chatrooms and ask what fap means. Don't think, research THAN think.

I may not have the slightest clue what your perverse agenda is around here, but I do know that you are the last type of guy I'd want my borderline homo-gay son hanging around. Good day, sir!
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