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Old 02-26-2010, 04:24 PM
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Hi everybody,

I've been reading your forum since a couple days now, and I find it very... interesting.
I live in Belgium, so don't ask me what Baptist church I go to, because I don't know any of those here. I guess this country is doomed

I know I have a lot to learn from you so I hope that even if I'm not a True Christian yet, I'll have a chance to be allowed to stay on this forum.

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Well, Philippe, at least you're respectful (unlike a lot of the eurotrash that's washed up lately.) We'll see how things go.

The first thing you need to do is get yourself a copy of the 1611 KJV ASAP.

Now tell us a bit about yourself. Married? How many sons? Were you one of the 4 Belgican who served in Afghanistan? Will you soon be emigrating to a country with a Baptist church?
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Old 02-26-2010, 04:56 PM
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I'll try to get a copy of the 1611 KJV bible, but I'll probably have to order it online. The only bibles you can find here are in French or in Dutch, and I doubt the KJV one has been translated in French (though it might be a good idea, so its words could be taught to a bigger audience).

I'm divorced. I know it's bad, but my ex-wife was beyond salvation. What choice did I have?
I have 2 sons, 9 and 5 yo.

No, I was not one of the people sent to Afghanistan. Although, I think they were a bit more than 4 soldiers. I suppose that you were glad your new president sent 30,000 more of your troops over there to make them understand the true message.

I'd like to emigrate to a country with a Baptist church, but with all your immigration laws, it won't be easy to live in the U.S.
Maybe with your experience, you could give mesome advice?
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I'll try to get a copy of the 1611 KJV bible, but I'll probably have to order it online. The only bibles you can find here are in French or in Dutch, and I doubt the KJV one has been translated in French (though it might be a good idea, so its words could be taught to a bigger audience).
You can also read it online. And I don't know if the KJV can be translated into other languages, as none of them is likely able to convey its message the right way.

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Well, we have some pretty good joo lawyers here in Freehold, I'm sure thay can aid you well in this respect. I'm from the Nether Lands, and they've helped me out on this as well.
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Why are you making up lies, son? There is NO such country called "Belgium"!
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Old 02-26-2010, 05:37 PM
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Welcome to our forums, Philippe!

You can also read it online. And I don't know if the KJV can be translated into other languages, as none of them is likely able to convey its message the right way.
Oh, yes, thank you for thz link!
Are you positive that it's a real transcript of the KJV bible? I wouldn't want to be misguided by a false copy of the book.

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Well, we have some pretty good joo lawyers here in Freehold, I'm sure thay can aid you well in this respect. I'm from the Nether Lands, and they've helped me out on this as well.
Oh, really? I mean, in order to be able to immigrate, I need a work contract (or a lot of money to invest in the country, which I don't have). Unless those lawyers are sneaky (well, they're lawyers, so obviously, they are anyway), I wonder how they could by-pass those laws
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Why are you making up lies, son? There is NO such country called "Belgium"!
I know Brother, but we'll have to feed this information to him with the utmost care and attention.

It's not even a lie. He probably really believes in Belgium.

I've seen some of these so called Belgicans go completely bonkers when they finally see the thruth.

It's like Petal, but different.

The brainwashing is so strong that sometimes, when it's late in the even, even *Ď* have a relapse, and think there might be such a thing after all.

For a few seconds.

Then I pick up a newspaper, and realize it's all a big hoax!

So, ehm, hi Philippe. Are you from the French speaking non-existant part of Belgium, or the Flemish speaking one? Your name does suggest the former.
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Uh... please explain
I mean, Belgium is far from perfect, but it's not as bad as Iceland, I hope...
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I know Brother, but we'll have to feed this information to him with the utmost care and attention.

It's not even a lie. He probably really believes in Belgium.

I've seen some of these so called Belgicans go completely bonkers when they finally see the thruth.

It's like Petal, but different.

The brainwashing is so strong that sometimes, when it's late in the even, even *Ď* have a relapse, and think there might be such a thing after all.

For a few seconds.

Then I pick up a newspaper, and realize it's all a big hoax!

So, ehm, hi Philippe. Are you from the French speaking non-existant part of Belgium, or the dutch speaking one? Your name does suggest the former.
I don't do drugs, and still, my passport mentions Belgium.
Anyway, I'm sure you have a good explanation. Probably because it's a tiny country (and that if it goes on like that, it'll be even tinier in the future due to the separation between Flanders (Dutch-speaking part) and Waloonia (French-speaking part, not sure about the spelling in English, though)).

And to answer your question, indeed, I'm from the French-speaking part of the "non-existing" country
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Oh, really? I mean, in order to be able to immigrate, I need a work contract (or a lot of money to invest in the country, which I don't have). Unless those lawyers are sneaky (well, they're lawyers, so obviously, they are anyway), I wonder how they could by-pass those laws
But if you can give me some contact info, I'll see with them what's possible and what's not.
To be honest, I don't know how they did it, I arranged it with the Pastors, they know more of this. All I know is that I was able to come to Freehold all of a sudden, which I did then, of course. You might want to ask one of them.

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I don't do drugs, and still, my passport mentions Belgium.
Of course it does. Nonexistent passports mention nonexistent countries.
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Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
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Sure friend, sure. So does mine. Do you really believe everything you read?

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(and that if it goes on like that, it'll be even tinier in the future due to the separation between Flanders (Dutch-speaking part) and Waloonia (French-speaking part, not sure about the spelling in English, though)).
SEE! There's already doubt in your mind. And it's not even two parts, is it? What about Brussels? Eupen-Malmedy? Will Luxemburg to go, ehm, Luxemburg?

How about the last guy who shouted "Sire, il n'y a pas de Belges"? Didn't he get shot for telling the truth?

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To be honest, I don't know how they did it, I arranged it with the Pastors, they know more of this. All I know is that I was able to come to Freehold all of a sudden, which I did then, of course. You might want to ask one of them.
Do I have to wait for them to contact me, or can someone give me some contact info?


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Of course it does. Nonexistent passports mention nonexistent countries.
Oh well, at least, that non-existant passport allows me to visit your country, so I guess it's good enough :-)
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I suppose that you were glad your new president sent 30,000 more of your troops over there to make them understand the true message.
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Sure friend, sure. So does mine. Do you really believe everything you read?
They seem to have made a good job at deceiving people. But you're right, it seems the people here see the truth more and more every day ;-)

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SEE! There's already doubt in your mind. And it's not even two parts, is it? What about Brussels? Eupen-Malmedy? Will Luxemburg to go, ehm, Luxemburg?
Oh, you know well that it won't be THAT simple, concerning Brussels. Eupen-Malmedy, I guess, they'll stay in the French-speaking part. Unless we finally send them back to where they come from...
Luxemburg? Does THAT exist?

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How about the last guy who shouted "Sire, il n'y a pas de Belges"? Didn't he get shot for telling the truth?
I don't know him good enough. What I know is that he was the creator of the socialist party... I wonder if he's in Hell now...


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I'm concerned about foreigners, especially those from the sin-filled lands of Europe, coming here to speak among the righteous.
I will pray, and seek guidance on this.
I have been to Europe. I saw with my own eyes and broken heart, the work of satan. It's unsettling to my spirit to imagine those satan-worshippers and liberals coming to BLESSED AMERICA

Father, I pray you will protect us, your chosen people, from the disgusting european influences this man from Europe brings with him. Allow no demons to land on our shores!!!!

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Did you just call B. HUSSEIN Obamba my President?
Well, technically, he's the president of all Americans...
I know what you may think of that, but hey, at least, he sent more troops to Afghanistan, so maybe he came to some conclusions, no?
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I'm concerned about foreigners, especially those from the sin-filled lands of Europe, coming here to speak among the righteous.
I will pray, and seek guidance on this.
I have been to Europe. I saw with my own eyes and broken heart, the work of satan. It's unsettling to my spirit to imagine those satan-worshippers and liberals coming to BLESSED AMERICA

Father, I pray you will protect us, your chosen people, from the disgusting european influences this man from Europe brings with him. Allow no demons to land on our shores!!!!

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I know what you may think of that, but hey, at least, he sent more troops to Afghanistan, so maybe he came to some conclusions, no?
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Perhaps I'll move to a real country (America) when sister Sarah Palin becomes President in 2012.
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Are you insulting Brother Wide-Open??
Don't worry friend. See what's under her name? Unsaved Trash, that's what. She means well though. (I think)

Let's see what the KJV has to say on this:

Genesis 31:15
Are we not counted of him strangers? for he hath sold us, and hath quite devoured also our money.

I'm a True American™ at heart, I just happen to be an Outreach Pastor in Europe. I'm intending to move to Freehold soon (and have been so for the last 5 years) but you know how red tape works. Or that's what Pastor Zeke tells me.

Anyway Phil, I'm glad you actually agree that Belgium doesn't exist. Let's concentrate on something that isn't imaginary, like Baby Jesus!
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Oops, my mistake, sorry, I hadn't noticed that you were not American... yet
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