Johny Joe Hold: liar, deceiver and NO True Christian(tm).

[Miss Cassandra]

You might wonder why I would care about this. As I won't vote for Mould, you might say that it doesn't really matter to me whether he agrees with you or not.

The truth is, I just really enjoy that the man so many of you have put your hopes on, turns out to disagree with you on quite a number of points. And I enjoy watching you struggle to deny this.

First of all, Hold made the following statement about usury and American banks:

It's my belief that the most common sin today, and the one that seems VERY high in the ranking of sins in KJV 1611, is usury, i. e., interest. In my signature you can note that usury will cause the LORD to empty the world of its inhabitants. Today's economic crisis started in the banks. Banks charge interest. Surely, then, the crisis is God's punishment for usury.

Let's start off by quoting Larry Lee on this issue:

Who are these False Christians who want to destroy the financial infrastructure and Godly banks that Jesus Himself blesses?

Whoever they are, they're trying to limit all interest rates to a paltry 10%

Nice. So Larry's views on this are diametrically opposed to those of JJ Hold. Look a bit further into this thread, and we see that Jenny and Ezekiel Bathfire disagree with Hold here as well.

Interesting, the way Hold seems to disagree with a fundamental Republican concept.

However, the following statement is even more amazing:

This is an opportunity to invoke a great leader of the past, Franklin Roosevelt.

Hold here clearly departs from the line of thought of Heathen Basher and Virginia Templeton, who both want to punch Roosevelt.
Pastor Ezekiel describes him as a "crippled joo who sold America out to Stalin, while Sayved describes him as "Hitler's gay lover."
Free Market Fred describes him as a "joo bastard," just like Buford Scoggins does.
Monty Worthington describes him as the second worst president in American history (after Obama), and thinks he's "worse than Hitler."

Thirdly, I gladly repeat my earlier post about Hold condoning Wii use by children in Freehold. Hold said:

The boys were playing with a Wii, an electronic game that lets you simulate other games, such as tennis and bowling. These boys were simulating something much more educational and worthwhile. They were simulating a war against the Devil using AK47's. Before the game started, there were detailed instructions on how load and fire this weapon-for-God. During the simulation, there were instructions on how to kill people most effectively.

I then pointed out the following facts:

In this thread, Wide-Open and Nobar King condemn the use of the Nintendo Wii.

But in this thread, the Wii is condemned by:

- Wide-Open
- Temperance
- Talitha
- O' Hanley
- Pastor Ezekiel
- Nobar King
- Thumper

And another nice thread full of "true christians" condemning the Wii, including, in addition to the people who posted already in the previous thread:

- Glendora
- Juliette
- Bobby-Joe
- Jeb Thurmond
- WilliamJenningsBryan
- Bathfire

Well, enjoy yourself trying to repair this damage, mr. Hold.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Johny Joe Hold: liar, deceiver and NO True Christian™.

This is not only libel and slander, it's blasphemy. All of which are illegal in Freehold.

You've gone too far this time Miss Cassie. I have kept you out of trouble because of loyalty to your True Christian(tm) father, but I can't protect you anymore.

Expect a knock on your door when you least expect it.

[Miss Cassandra]

Re: Johny Joe Hold: liar, deceiver and NO True Christian™.

This is not only libel and slander, it's blasphemy. All of which are illegal in Freehold.

Blasphemy? Where did I ever say anything about God or Jesus? Or do you worship Hold now?

And you might notice that I only quoted your own words. How is that libel and slander? I'm merely comparing things and asking questions.

You've gone too far this time Miss Cassie. I have kept you out of trouble because of loyalty to your True Christian™ father, but I can't protect you anymore.

Why would my father want me to stay out of trouble? He hates me for disgracing his family name. You weren't doing him a favor by protecting me.

Expect a knock on your door when you least expect it.

I don't have a door, so I certainly won't expect it if you manage to do that.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Johny Joe Hold: liar, deceiver and NO True Christian™.

Well, enjoy yourself trying to repair this damage, mr. Hold.

Miss Casandra--One of the things I'm enjoying so much about this campaign are the lively discussions you and I are having. I hope you are having fun in the campaign as well.

I regret having to disagree with a voter, but once in a while it happens. In spite of your view that there are differences between myself and the leading citizens of Freehold, no such differences exist. We are in complete harmony on all issues. Those items you mention do are not differences at all. They represent an incorrect reading of the views of our community leadership and/or an incorrect reading of my views.

I'll address one example. I certainly agree with our leadership's view the original Wii program is a tool of the Devil. However, when these views were published here, the program that allowed children to be trained in the AK47 was not available. Thus, the Wii has been taken away from the Devil and used on him. Now, would you suggest the our Pastor's and other community leaders are not in favor of firearms, and, firearm training? My goodness! Gun ownership is the only thing that stands between our country being free and it being taken over by socialists.

[Miss Cassandra]

Re: Johny Joe Hold: liar, deceiver and NO True Christian™.

Miss Casandra--One of the things I'm enjoying so much about this campaign are the lively discussions you and I are having. I hope you are having fun in the campaign as well.

Great fun, mr. Hold! I have great fun exposing the corruption and hypocrisy of you and your cronies. Additionally, we are winning!

I regret having to disagree with a voter, but once in a while it happens.

As I've shown, it happens quite often.

In spite of your view that there are differences between myself and the leading citizens of Freehold, no such differences exist. We are in complete harmony on all issues. Those items you mention do are not differences at all. They represent an incorrect reading of the views of our community leadership and/or an incorrect reading of my views.

Then please clear up to Freehold:

- what does "Wii" mean?
- Is it right or wrong for a bank to charge interest?
- was Roosevelt a good or bad president?

I'll address one example. I certainly agree with our leadership's view the original Wii program is a tool of the Devil. However, when these views were published here, the program that allowed children to be trained in the AK47 was not available. Thus, the Wii has been taken away from the Devil and used on him. Now, would you suggest the our Pastor's and other community leaders are not in favor of firearms, and, firearm training? My goodness! Gun ownership is the only thing that stands between our country being free and it being taken over by socialists.

Pastor Ezekiel said that "Wii" stands for "I'm having an orgasm." And let me tell you, he knows his Japanese. If that Wii was changed, why was not the name changed? Wouldn't that be a small effort? This proves that you are not only deceiving the decent people of Freehold, but the christian scum as well.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Johny Joe Hold: liar, deceiver and NO True Christian™.

You might wonder why I would care about this. As I won't vote for Mould, you might say that it doesn't really matter to me whether he agrees with you or not.

The truth is, I just really enjoy that the man so many of you have put your hopes on, turns out to disagree with you on quite a number of points. And I enjoy watching you struggle to deny this.

Wait, are you saying that, just as Al King is a closet moderate and False Progressive, Johnny Toe Jam is a closet moderate and a False Conservative?

Could it be that My Left Shoe is the only remaining candidate true to its own beliefs?