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I had a gay experience. I did it while dressed as an altar boy and another Pastor from our very own church played the priest. I enjoyed it and intend to convert to Catholicism tomorrow.
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Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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That sounds like a good idea you stupid homo faggot. Have fun with Satan Butt fcking you for the rest of eternity as you burn and drown in the treacherous Lake of Fire. Good Riddance and Farewell from the Christian community -
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Burn and drown?Originally posted by Mike Hawk View Post
But I thought Christians were supposed to love sinners like me? Have you no compassion?
Does Satan live under water if he's doing thios to me while I'm drowning? Does fire burn underwater too?
Does Satan have gills or something?
I'm Loud, I'm Proud, I'm queer and I'm Here!Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Dear Eliot,
It sounds as if you underestimate the power of Satan, and perhaps need to take a look back at the Scripture to see the awesome power of Satan. Leviticus 3:12 says that, "As Satan was swimming underwater in his time machine submarine, he bent the homos over the coffee table and had his way with them"
As you can see, Satan is a very powerful being, but still not as powerful as God!!! That is why I am so happy that Jesus is my Savior, and can lead me through the day so that I dont have to be bent over and have Satan have his way with me, since Satan's dinghy is very hot and doesnt even use lube on his victims.Comment
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Don't you DARE tell us to Get Used To It, Eliot! This is a disgrace!Originally posted by eliot mayfield View PostTrue Christians are Perfect!
Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.
Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.
For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.Comment
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Son do you have a KJV1611?Originally posted by Mike Hawk View Post
Leviticus 3:12
And if his offering be a goat, then he shall offer it before the LORD.Comment
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Just because I have decided to live as a catholic altar boy getting buggered and enjoying it doesn't mean I've forgotten a lifetime of Bible learning. Satan has no submarine.Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Brother Eliot, are you pulling my leg? Did you bump your head this morning?Originally posted by eliot mayfield View PostComment
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Dear Eliot,
The only way you would know that is if you were an apprentice and perhaps personal friend of Satan himself. I have caught you as being a warlock and enemy of God. If only burning at the stake was still common practice, Eliot would be at the beginning of the line of people to burn. Along with lieberal dooshers like Pelosi and homos.Comment
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You could join us! It's fun! I'm dressing as a nun tonight because i always wanted to be a girl anyway, you can be the altar boy and more than a few fine upstanding Pastors and security forces could chastise us!Originally posted by Mrs. Rogers View Post
Do nuns wear those pantyhose with the garterbelts? I really want to try those on!!Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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I got something pulled and bumped something else. Come on and join in brother. Who needs God. What's he ever done for us anyway?Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
Look at all those perverts! Doesn't it look fun? You know you want to try it just once.Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Satan has a dinghy? I don't recall reading that in the Bible.Originally posted by Mike Hawk View Post
.Attached FilesTrue Christians are Perfect!
Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.
Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.
For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.Comment
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How would I know?!Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
I really want to wrap a pair of pantyhose around your throat and choke some sense into you! For goodness sake, Eliot, your very Salvation is at stake!I really want to try those on!!True Christians are Perfect!
Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.
Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.
For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.Comment
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Mrs. Rogers, excuse me for my euphemism. It was a phallic reference, and we should be directing our slander not towards ourselves brothers and sisters, but towards those God hating, Bible burning, Jesus killing homos and JewsComment
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