Women's tennis, moaning and grunting!

[eliot mayfield]

I was watching NASCAR and left the TV on while taking a nap. I started hearing this grunting and moaning and all kinds of fornicating noises.
I started pounding on the wall as I figured the young couple next door were trying to procreate, but to my horror the sounds were coming from my TV!
It was women's tennis! Has Satan ever devised such an obscene sport before?
I had to turn it off and go to my prayer closet ASAP!
That should be illegal!

[Old Man Hatchet]

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Tennis is an abomination--women's tennis in particular. Hitting fuzzy balls back and forth, grunting, and getting all sweaty is not ladylike. And those little skirts are positively indecent. I intend to conduct more research on this menace.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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This is pure pornography! Underage girls running around almost NAKED and grunting and screaming! Please Jesus, come back soon and put an end to this sinful world! Men, only watch this video with your KJV 1611 by your side!

[Old Man Hatchet]

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I've been conducting research, and I've had just about all the camel toe and booty one righteous man can stand. Brethren, we need to write angry letters to Congress so that it is against the law for women to play tennis.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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What has happened to the back side of that enormous negress? Unless I miss my guess, she is what used to be referred to as a Hottentot. I thought they were extinct!

[Aristotle]

Women?, I think not.

Do you think that mere women could hit a ball 100 miles per hour? I have it on good authority that most of these 'women' are simply deformed men. For proof, consider:

Sarah Gronert, a 22-year-old pro from Germany, finds herself under scrutiny from her opponents and their coaches, who believe that a unique gender issue from birth should make her ineligible for the woman's tour.

Three years ago, those issues almost caused Gronert, ranked No. 619 in the world, to abandon her career. Though she has since returned to competitive tennis, the dialogue that continues to surround her relates not to her ability, but to her biology.

Gronert was born with male and female genitalia. After undergoing surgery, she's now medically certified as a woman.

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Women?, I think not.

Do you think that mere women could hit a ball 100 miles per hour? I have it on good authority that most of these 'women' are simply deformed men. For proof, consider:

Sarah Gronert, a 22-year-old pro from Germany, finds herself under scrutiny from her opponents and their coaches, who believe that a unique gender issue from birth should make her ineligible for the woman's tour.

Three years ago, those issues almost caused Gronert, ranked No. 619 in the world, to abandon her career. Though she has since returned to competitive tennis, the dialogue that continues to surround her relates not to her ability, but to her biology.

Gronert was born with male and female genitalia. After undergoing surgery, she's now medically certified as a woman.

I remember that sex change thing. Renee something or the other, back when I was young who was a man and changed into a woman just to play tennis.
It's a horrible sport.

[TC Patriot]

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Scary!

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

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If I heard a noise at night and turned on my yardlight and that enraged negress was snorting and grunting in my front yard, why I might think the Gates of Hell had vomited forth a demon to attack my Godly home and hearth.

I cannot describe the shock that picture gave me!!


{shudder}

[icelandic_boy]

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I like tennis and dont really have a problem with the grunting noises. when you are in pain you moan and groan. its just a noise

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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I like tennis and dont really have a problem with the grunting noises. when you are in pain you moan and groan. its just a noise

Look Nanook, it's generally considered good manners for people to introduce themselves before they start forcing their unsaved opinions on everybody. Make a thread in the introduction sub-forum and tell us a bit about yourself.

And please, how in the heck could you play tennis on ice with all that lava everywhere? Shouldn't you be making a boat out of whale bones and trying to escape your crummy little island before it sinks?

[True Disciple]

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This is pure pornography! Underage girls running around almost NAKED and grunting and screaming! Please Jesus, come back soon and put an end to this sinful world! Men, only watch this video with your KJV 1611 by your side!

To be honest, the only place where I ever heard this kind of noises before is in the Exorcism department of the Landover Universtiy Hospital. Disgusting. Has anyone ever conducted research on demonic possession rates among female tennis players?