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Old 08-27-2007, 10:14 PM
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Hello Brothers and Sisters.

It is with good news I post this ad. My True Christian™ Niece is looking for a new fiancee!

Our prayers were answered last week when her Unsaved, Hellbound boyfriend was sent home to Hell in an unfortunate hunting accident. I don't know why, but it seems we get a lot of those around here.

Anyway, here is a picture of my sweet little niece. If you are interested in courting precious little Gracie, please post here what you will expect of her as a GODLY wife and what you have to offer her. As you can see she is a very good cook and loves the outdoors and guns. She is also ready to start bearing new warriors for CHRIST!

GLORY!!!!!!!

P/S: please forgive her provacative pose, however she thought it might attract more potential True Christian™ husbands. You know how kids are these days.

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Old 08-27-2007, 10:15 PM
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Hello Brothers and Sisters.

It is with good news I post this ad. My True Christian™ Niece is looking for a new fiancee!

Our prayers were answered last week when her Unsaved, Hellbound boyfriend was sent home to Hell in an unfortunate hunting accident. I don't know why, but it seems we get a lot of those around here.

Anyway, here is a picture of my sweet little niece. If you are interested in courting precious little Gracie, please post here what you will expect of her as a GODLY wife and what you have to offer her. As you can see she is a very good cook and loves the outdoors and guns. She is also ready to start bearing new warriors for CHRIST!

GLORY!!!!!!!

P/S: please forgive her provacative pose, however she thought it might attract more potential True Christian™ husbands. You know how kids are these days.

Lve, Sister Thumper
What a nice picture! I certainly see the family resemblance, but that pose might be a little TOO provocative.
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Praise sister! Not often a looker like her comes on the market available.
My neighbour is looking for a new love in his life and at 75 years, he's a bit slow but apparently still has plenty of Seed left PLUS his own teeth!
He asked if you'd take an 89 Chevy Pick-up as an exchange. 4 good tires and only just had a new Battery fitted
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You have a very attractive niece, Sister Thumper. But her photo is a little provocative for my tastes. Sure, the automatic weapon and the camo says, "I'm Godly and a True Christian™," but the hiked-up denim skirt says, "I'm likely to sass talk or take a peek during the act of child creation." Am I wrong? Perhaps I could have the army fly her to Baghdad for a meeting if she's interested in an up-and-coming Young Republican.

In the meantime, I'm going to pin up this picture in my room, if she doesn't mind.
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You have a very attractive niece, Sister Thumper. But her photo is a little provocative for my tastes. Sure, the automatic weapon and the camo says, "I'm Godly and a True Christian™," but the hiked-up denim skirt says, "I'm likely to sass talk or take a peek during the act of child creation." Am I wrong? Perhaps I could have the army fly her to Baghdad for a meeting if she's interested in an up-and-coming Young Republican.

In the meantime, I'm going to pin up this picture in my room, if she doesn't mind.
Gosh Mr Trent, you have excellent taste in the ladies! Can we expect a lvematch on Landover in the near future?

... best of luck to you both, noddy
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No offence but searching for love on a forum is dispeared. But when I saw her picture I knew why she searched it on a forum
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You have a very attractive niece, Sister Thumper. But her photo is a little provocative for my tastes. Sure, the automatic weapon and the camo says, "I'm Godly and a True Christian™," but the hiked-up denim skirt says, "I'm likely to sass talk or take a peek during the act of child creation." Am I wrong? Perhaps I could have the army fly her to Baghdad for a meeting if she's interested in an up-and-coming Young Republican.

In the meantime, I'm going to pin up this picture in my room, if she doesn't mind.

GLORY Brother Trent!

I just talked to Gracie and she'd love to go to Baghdad for an interview and is very interested in dating an up-and-coming young Republican!

She also said she would love to send you more photos. I just pm'ed you with her email addy.

Oh, I just looooove young love! You two would make a DARLING couple!

Delighted, Sister Thumper
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I don't understand you, Karosyrup. You accuse us of attacking people when all we've done is to judge righteous judgment by pointing out that they're hellbound trash, but then you judge poor Gracie according to her appearance.

John 7:24: Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.
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