Hi There!

[Colin Cameron]

Hello,

This is my first time on an internet forum and by grace of God found your site.

I am a Christian man serving our great nation in the US Navy and consider my studies of the Holy Bible both a duty and great honour to be blessed by the words of our Father.

Being one of the few True Christians on my ship, I feel alone and isolated, but this Forum would appear to be my saving grace.

I look forward to getting to know you all.

Yours,

Colin

[James Hutchins]

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Welcome friend. How do you get internet access on a boat? Do you have to tap in to the underseas cables? I'd be afriad of a shock if I tried that!

How many sons have you left at the port? What does your wife do while you are gone?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hi There!

Name, rank and serial number, sailor.

I hope you realize that impersonating a member of the U.S. Armed Forces is a serious federal offence. Unless you can provide me with your bona fides, I'll have no choice but to turn your IP Adress over to the FBI and the DOF.

Oh, and welcome to God's favorite forum.

[mymakersson]

Re: Hi There!

Hello,

This is my first time on an internet forum and by grace of God found your site.

I am a Christian man serving our great nation in the US Navy and consider my studies of the Holy Bible both a duty and great honour to be blessed by the words of our Father.

Being one of the few True Christians on my ship, I feel alone and isolated, but this Forum would appear to be my saving grace.

I look forward to getting to know you all.

Yours,

Colin

Hi Colin
God bless you for joining this wonderful site
I noticed your name-praise be and reminded me of a fellow beliver of the same name, A true Christian,one i could trust.

Where is your ship at the moment,do you take prayer breaks?

Which of you convinceth me of sin? And if I say the truth, why do ye not believe me?

[survivalist]

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Hi...

This is Orange Guido from Newyork. I am also a newbie here. Very glad to meet you all here.






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[Levi Jones]

Re: Hi There!

Hi Colin
God bless you for joining this wonderful site
I noticed your name-praise be and reminded me of a fellow beliver of the same name, A true Christian,one i could trust.

Where is your ship at the moment,do you take prayer breaks?

Which of you convinceth me of sin? And if I say the truth, why do ye not believe me?

Please always try to cite the chapter and verse of scripture you are posting. We strongly prefer the King James Version, but if you choose to use an incorrect and inferior version, we will not ban you for it.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Hi There!

Hello,

This is my first time on an internet forum and by grace of God found your site.

I am a Christian man serving our great nation in the US Navy and consider my studies of the Holy Bible both a duty and great honour to be blessed by the words of our Father.

Being one of the few True Christians on my ship, I feel alone and isolated, but this Forum would appear to be my saving grace.

I look forward to getting to know you all.

Yours,

Colin

My the Navy have sent us another seeking the truth, I will say to you what I said to the last one I saw come to this place looking for answers..

Reject your mythical god and accept the one true God, being in the Navy you are already on the High Seas, the promised land of the chosen people

The Torahtellini Part 2
*As transcribed by Platypus Enthusiast
Chapter 1

44 “Yeah, well to make up for it, I decided to give you and your descendants your own land.”
45 “Aww sweet dude.
46 I‟ve actually had my eye on Canaan.”
47 “No dude, there‟s already people living there.
48 What would you do, kill them all?”
49 “Uh…”
50 “No, your Promised Land will be the sea.
51 And you get the whole thing, but only on the condition that you and your descendants are pirates.
52 I like pirates.
53 Cool?
54 “Yeah man, it's a deal.”
55 And so the Pastament was made.

The Gentleman in question has seen the truth in my words and has now converted to pastafarianism. I hope I can help you follow the same path.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Well Colin? I'm waiting.

[James Hutchins]

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I am afraid Pastor, that he has met Jesus sooner than anticipated (lucky fellow) due to stealing internet service from trans-atlantic cable hot wiring.

[Phebe Carlyle]

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Hmm... I am still learning the fine art to and mastering proper American and despite that, even I know that honour, if American, MUST be spelled honor.

I refer to this:

I am a Christian man serving our great nation in the US Navy and consider my studies of the Holy Bible both a duty and great honour to be blessed by the words of our Father.

I think we have a naysaying interloper, or more like, a wolf in sheep's clothing trying to fool us.

YIC,

Mrs.P.Wintersnow

[Sister Kitty]

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Hmm... I am still learning the fine art to and mastering proper American and despite that, even I know that honour, if American, MUST be spelled honor.

An excellent catch, sister. He does reek of someone with the Queen on his money.

[Jo Freddie]

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An excellent catch, sister. He does reek of someone with the Queen on his money.

But Nobar says people should learn English

This is going to be a list thread for foreigners where you add ways to not ruin the U.S.A. after immigration.

1. Leave your religion at home.
2. Follow American laws
3. Stop littering
4. Kids play baseball, not soccer
5. Learn English, already!

Something that I was very pleased to see. If the USA is going to use English it should at least learn it, and I don't think that should just apply to those who want to move there, it should also include those already living there.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hi There!

But Nobar says people should learn English

Just because Brother Nobar was drunk at the time, that's no reason to be cruel. He clearly meant "American." Only a hatemonger like you would pick on a drunk old man like that.

[Colin Cameron]

Re: Hi There!

Hmm... I am still learning the fine art to and mastering proper American and despite that, even I know that honour, if American, MUST be spelled honor.

I refer to this:

I think we have a naysaying interloper, or more like, a wolf in sheep's clothing trying to fool us.

YIC,

Mrs.P.Wintersnow

My apologies Mrs W, for I had spend much of my time overseas in the English region of Scotland assisting Organizations and Church centers.

However I can clarify despite working in the sinnful region, I am all American and will do my upmost to use the correct spelling.

What can I say Mrs W, you have found a spelling error on my part and I hope this caused no offense as I wouldnt want to offend anyone on here least alone a lovely and if you don't mind me writing - a beautiful lady like yourself.

Yours,

Colin Cameron

[Sister Kitty]

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What can I say Mrs W, you have found a spelling error on my part and I hope this caused no offense as I wouldnt want to offend anyone on here least alone a lovely and if you don't mind me writing - a beautiful lady like yourself.

What are you implying? That I'm neither beautiful nor a lady?