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  • Colin Cameron
    Unsaved trash, gay euro soccer fan
    • Jun 2010
    • 69

    #1

    Hi There!

    Hello,

    This is my first time on an internet forum and by grace of God found your site.

    I am a Christian man serving our great nation in the US Navy and consider my studies of the Holy Bible both a duty and great honour to be blessed by the words of our Father.

    Being one of the few True Christians on my ship, I feel alone and isolated, but this Forum would appear to be my saving grace.

    I look forward to getting to know you all.

    Yours,

    Colin
  • James Hutchins
    True Christian™
    Just a Regular Nice Guy
     
    • Jun 2009
    • 29453

    #2
    Re: Hi There!

    Welcome friend. How do you get internet access on a boat? Do you have to tap in to the underseas cables? I'd be afriad of a shock if I tried that!

    How many sons have you left at the port? What does your wife do while you are gone?
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78555

      #3
      Re: Hi There!

      Name, rank and serial number, sailor.

      I hope you realize that impersonating a member of the U.S. Armed Forces is a serious federal offence. Unless you can provide me with your bona fides, I'll have no choice but to turn your IP Adress over to the FBI and the DOF.

      Oh, and welcome to God's favorite forum.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • mymakersson
        Unsaved trash
        Under Investigation
        • Jun 2010
        • 7

        #4
        Re: Hi There!

        Originally posted by Colin Cameron View Post
        Hello,

        This is my first time on an internet forum and by grace of God found your site.

        I am a Christian man serving our great nation in the US Navy and consider my studies of the Holy Bible both a duty and great honour to be blessed by the words of our Father.

        Being one of the few True Christians on my ship, I feel alone and isolated, but this Forum would appear to be my saving grace.

        I look forward to getting to know you all.

        Yours,

        Colin

        Hi Colin
        God bless you for joining this wonderful site
        I noticed your name-praise be and reminded me of a fellow beliver of the same name, A true Christian,one i could trust.

        Where is your ship at the moment,do you take prayer breaks?

        Which of you convinceth me of sin? And if I say the truth, why do ye not believe me?

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        • survivalist
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Jun 2010
          • 1

          #5
          Re: Hi There!

          Hi...

          This is Orange Guido from Newyork. I am also a newbie here. Very glad to meet you all here.






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          • Levi Jones
            Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
            Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
            Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
             
            • Jul 2009
            • 13930

            #6
            Re: Hi There!

            Originally posted by mymakersson View Post
            Hi Colin
            God bless you for joining this wonderful site
            I noticed your name-praise be and reminded me of a fellow beliver of the same name, A true Christian,one i could trust.

            Where is your ship at the moment,do you take prayer breaks?

            Which of you convinceth me of sin? And if I say the truth, why do ye not believe me?
            Please always try to cite the chapter and verse of scripture you are posting. We strongly prefer the King James Version, but if you choose to use an incorrect and inferior version, we will not ban you for it.
            Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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            • Jo Freddie
              Unsaved trash
              Hateful God mocking pirate
              • Apr 2009
              • 6339

              #7
              Re: Hi There!

              Originally posted by Colin Cameron View Post
              Hello,

              This is my first time on an internet forum and by grace of God found your site.

              I am a Christian man serving our great nation in the US Navy and consider my studies of the Holy Bible both a duty and great honour to be blessed by the words of our Father.

              Being one of the few True Christians on my ship, I feel alone and isolated, but this Forum would appear to be my saving grace.

              I look forward to getting to know you all.

              Yours,

              Colin
              My the Navy have sent us another seeking the truth, I will say to you what I said to the last one I saw come to this place looking for answers..

              Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
              Reject your mythical god and accept the one true God, being in the Navy you are already on the High Seas, the promised land of the chosen people

              The Torahtellini Part 2
              *As transcribed by Platypus Enthusiast
              Chapter 1
              44 “Yeah, well to make up for it, I decided to give you and your descendants your own land.”
              45 “Aww sweet dude.
              46 I‟ve actually had my eye on Canaan.”
              47 “No dude, there‟s already people living there.
              48 What would you do, kill them all?”
              49 “Uh…”
              50 “No, your Promised Land will be the sea.
              51 And you get the whole thing, but only on the condition that you and your descendants are pirates.
              52 I like pirates.
              53 Cool?
              54 “Yeah man, it's a deal.”
              55 And so the Pastament was made.
              The Gentleman in question has seen the truth in my words and has now converted to pastafarianism. I hope I can help you follow the same path.
              Posted via Pasta

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              May my Sauce be with you!
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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78555

                #8
                Re: Hi There!

                Well Colin? I'm waiting.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • James Hutchins
                  True Christian™
                  Just a Regular Nice Guy
                   
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 29453

                  #9
                  Re: Hi There!

                  I am afraid Pastor, that he has met Jesus sooner than anticipated (lucky fellow) due to stealing internet service from trans-atlantic cable hot wiring.
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                  • Phebe Carlyle
                    GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
                    Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
                    True Christian™
                    • May 2010
                    • 2604

                    #10
                    Re: Hi There!

                    Hmm... I am still learning the fine art to and mastering proper American and despite that, even I know that honour, if American, MUST be spelled honor.

                    I refer to this:
                    I am a Christian man serving our great nation in the US Navy and consider my studies of the Holy Bible both a duty and great honour to be blessed by the words of our Father.
                    I think we have a naysaying interloper, or more like, a wolf in sheep's clothing trying to fool us.

                    YIC,

                    Mrs.P.Wintersnow




                    There's Jesus here,
                    Just see what He offers me....
                    Down here my sins forgiven,
                    Up there a home in heaven
                    Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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                    • Sister Kitty
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Mar 2010
                      • 857

                      #11
                      Re: Hi There!

                      Originally posted by Mrs. P Wintersnow View Post
                      Hmm... I am still learning the fine art to and mastering proper American and despite that, even I know that honour, if American, MUST be spelled honor.
                      An excellent catch, sister. He does reek of someone with the Queen on his money.
                      Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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                      • Jo Freddie
                        Unsaved trash
                        Hateful God mocking pirate
                        • Apr 2009
                        • 6339

                        #12
                        Re: Hi There!

                        Originally posted by Sister Kitty View Post
                        An excellent catch, sister. He does reek of someone with the Queen on his money.
                        But Nobar says people should learn English
                        Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                        This is going to be a list thread for foreigners where you add ways to not ruin the U.S.A. after immigration.

                        1. Leave your religion at home.
                        2. Follow American laws
                        3. Stop littering
                        4. Kids play baseball, not soccer
                        5. Learn English, already!
                        Something that I was very pleased to see. If the USA is going to use English it should at least learn it, and I don't think that should just apply to those who want to move there, it should also include those already living there.
                        Posted via Pasta

                        True Pastafarian™

                        May my Sauce be with you!
                        Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
                        Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
                        The Loose Canon - HTML version
                        Loose Canon Fan Page
                        North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
                        I have been to The Volcano!

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78555

                          #13
                          Re: Hi There!

                          Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                          But Nobar says people should learn English
                          Just because Brother Nobar was drunk at the time, that's no reason to be cruel. He clearly meant "American." Only a hatemonger like you would pick on a drunk old man like that.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Colin Cameron
                            Unsaved trash, gay euro soccer fan
                            • Jun 2010
                            • 69

                            #14
                            Re: Hi There!

                            Originally posted by Mrs. P Wintersnow View Post
                            Hmm... I am still learning the fine art to and mastering proper American and despite that, even I know that honour, if American, MUST be spelled honor.

                            I refer to this:

                            I think we have a naysaying interloper, or more like, a wolf in sheep's clothing trying to fool us.

                            YIC,

                            Mrs.P.Wintersnow
                            My apologies Mrs W, for I had spend much of my time overseas in the English region of Scotland assisting Organizations and Church centers.

                            However I can clarify despite working in the sinnful region, I am all American and will do my upmost to use the correct spelling.

                            What can I say Mrs W, you have found a spelling error on my part and I hope this caused no offense as I wouldnt want to offend anyone on here least alone a lovely and if you don't mind me writing - a beautiful lady like yourself.

                            Yours,

                            Colin Cameron

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                            • Sister Kitty
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Mar 2010
                              • 857

                              #15
                              Re: Hi There!

                              Originally posted by Colin Cameron View Post
                              What can I say Mrs W, you have found a spelling error on my part and I hope this caused no offense as I wouldnt want to offend anyone on here least alone a lovely and if you don't mind me writing - a beautiful lady like yourself.
                              What are you implying? That I'm neither beautiful nor a lady?
                              Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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