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Sex is a gift from God.Originally posted by Heratio Christofison View Post
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8 I'd Really Rather You Didn't Do Unto Others As You Would Have Them Do Unto You If You Are Into, Um, Stuff That Uses A Lot Of Leather/Lubricant/Las Vegas. If The Other Person Is Into It, However (Pursuant To #4), Then Have At It, Take Pictures, And For The Love Of Mike, Wear a CONDOM! Honestly, It's A Piece Of Rubber. If I Didn't Want It To Feel Good When You Did IT I Would Have Added Spikes, Or Something.Posted via Pasta
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Re: SEX IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL!!!
Genesis 1Originally posted by [LEFT
And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing thatcreepethupon the earth.
So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.
And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing thatmovethupon the earth.
Genesis 3:16
Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.
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This is not an introduction.Originally posted by Heratio Christofison View Post
Please tell us about yourself, your church and your relationship with Jesus.
And if you're here to flame or mock us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: SEX IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL!!!
If we stopped having sex, then there would be no more Soldiers of Christ to enforce the KJV Bible 1611 so I disagree with the OP.
I also find this is good exercise for women wife when they are not home-making and studying the Bible.Comment
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If that's the royal "we" you're using, then I agree wholeheartedlyOriginally posted by Heratio Christofison View Post
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Re: SEX IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL!!!
Since The Lord abjures use to be fruitful and multiply and replenish the earth
, I suppose you think that we should break His other Commandments too.
No thanks. I'll obey Him and make sure that I get a ringside seat to watch you and your fellow hippie atheists reap your aeternal reward.
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Originally posted by Heratio Christofison View Post
I don't think you should knock it before you have tried it.
Don't though, because you will go blind !Exod.22
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Originally posted by Heratio Christofison View PostWow Mr Freddie. This is the very first post of yours that I have EVER agreed with.Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
Sex is a "gift" from God. Not from a flying spaghetti bolognese lasagne pretenda-deity.
Whilst some of us wait for the Lord God to send us someone special to share our body with on our wedding night, others are prepared to sell out for pasta carbonara it would seem.2 Chronicles 7:14
14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will healtheir landAustralia.Comment
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Such a shame you don't understand just who and what God isOriginally posted by Charli Harley View PostPosted via Pasta
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While Jesus did say some men make themselves eunuch's for Heaven's sake (Matt. 19:12), the OP has a huge misunderstanding of the Bible. Sex is not frowned upon; there are simply laws God has given us that restrict it. But to say sex in itself is bad -- and go so far as to claim it is the root of all evil -- well that's just mouth-drooling ignorance.
The Bible says that the love of money is the root of all evil, anyways.
1 Timothy 6:10 For the love of money is the root of all evil: which while some coveted after, they have erred from the faith, and pierced themselves through with many sorrows.Comment
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Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
Why do people always leave off "love of" when they say money is the root of all evil? Isn't that a slightly different point?Comment
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It's a completely different point, yes. People say that because the majority of people are hellbound unsaved scum who never cracked open a KJV in their lives and instead parrot what their mistaken and beguiling ministers and pastors tell them.Originally posted by atavistic_state View PostComment
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Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
Wait... what?
Isn't that what you just did?
I was simply asking if there was a specific reason to leave out the context of "love of money" since it seems to change the point of the statement.Comment
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