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  • Grace Miller
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    • Jul 2010
    • 10
    #1

    My Friends Are All Turning Gay!

    Please help! I was conversing with one of my friends just a month ago when she suddenly admitted that she was lesbian and had been sneeking out to gay bars for quite a while now!

    After she admitted to being homo, three more of my close friends admitted it too! Now they're all dressing like complete homos and chatting with me like I'm completely okay with it! One of them even attempted to touch me! I didn't let them touch me, and have been making sure they stay at least 5 feet away from me at all times now. None of them are allowed in my house anymore, and I've been attempting to tell them to stop this blasphemy and turn back towards the bible, for God did state that it is improper for man to lie with other men, and same for women! They listen to ungodly music such as Justin Bieber and Green Day. They keep trying to make me listen to it, saying things like, "You'll love it! They're so hot!"

    Today I found out another friend was also gay! It's like it catching!!

    Please! What do I do?!
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    • Lisa H
      Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2010
      • 5070
      #2
      Re: My Friends Are All Turning Gay!

      Why are you turning your friends gay. You must be having to many "sleep overs"
      Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
      Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
      Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
      Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
      Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
      Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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        • Grace Miller
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          • Jul 2010
          • 10
          #3
          Re: My Friends Are All Turning Gay!

          I've never been to a sleepover in my life. My father declared that they filthy AIDS parties waiting to happen.

          I feel threatened by your remark. I am only looking for help to help turn my friends back towards God, not be accused of also being homo! I assure you that I would never choose to do such a sinful thing.

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            • Lisa H
              Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2010
              • 5070
              #4
              Re: My Friends Are All Turning Gay!

              Originally posted by Grace Miller View Post
              I've never been to a sleepover in my life. My father declared that they filthy AIDS parties waiting to happen.

              I feel threatened by your remark. I am only looking for help to help turn my friends back towards God, not be accused of also being homo! I assure you that I would never choose to do such a sinful thing.
              The only common link here is you. Don't you think it is a bit of a coincidence.
              Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
              Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
              Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
              Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
              Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
              Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                • Grace Miller
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                  • Jul 2010
                  • 10
                  #5
                  Re: My Friends Are All Turning Gay!

                  Ma'am, I can fully assure you I am NOT gay. If you can not stop insulting my straightness, then this place is truely not the place for me to go and I'll have to find some other true Christians to help me. What am I to do when my own people abandon me to the homosexuals?!

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                    • Lisa H
                      Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 5070
                      #6
                      Re: My Friends Are All Turning Gay!

                      Originally posted by Grace Miller View Post
                      Ma'am, I can fully assure you I am NOT gay. If you can not stop insulting my straightness, then this place is truely not the place for me to go and I'll have to find some other true Christians to help me. What am I to do when my own people abandon me to the homosexuals?!
                      You must be doing something to make your friends gay.
                      Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                      Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                      Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                      Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                      Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                      Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                        • Grace Miller
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                          • Jul 2010
                          • 10
                          #7
                          Re: My Friends Are All Turning Gay!

                          I really have no clue what I'd be doing. Are there anything a straight person could do that would turn her friends gay?

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                            • Lisa H
                              Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                              True Christian™
                              • Jun 2010
                              • 5070
                              #8
                              Re: My Friends Are All Turning Gay!

                              Originally posted by Grace Miller View Post
                              I really have no clue what I'd be doing. Are there anything a straight person could do that would turn her friends gay?
                              Straight people do not turn people gay. You must be displaying gay traits.
                              Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                              Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                              Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                              Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                              Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                              Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                                • Grace Miller
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                                  • Jul 2010
                                  • 10
                                  #9
                                  Re: My Friends Are All Turning Gay!

                                  I don't think I have. My father swore that if I ever showed any signs of gayness, he would beat the gay out of me visciously, then lock me in the prayer closet, only feeding me the necesities, and pray to God every second he could till I was once again a proud, straight, Christian.

                                  So far that has not happened, and my father is in the process of trying to find me a husband to marry so that I may successfully go to heaven.

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                                    • Lisa H
                                      Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                                      True Christian™
                                      • Jun 2010
                                      • 5070
                                      #10
                                      Re: My Friends Are All Turning Gay!

                                      Originally posted by Grace Miller View Post
                                      I don't think I have. My father swore that if I ever showed any signs of gayness, he would beat the gay out of me visciously, then lock me in the prayer closet, only feeding me the necesities, and pray to God every second he could till I was once again a proud, straight, Christian.

                                      So far that has not happened, and my father is in the process of trying to find me a husband to marry so that I may successfully go to heaven.
                                      I think it is time to re-evaluate yourself. You must be displaying the early signs of gayness that is only detectable by women.
                                      Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                                      Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                                      Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                                      Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                                      Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                                      Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                                        • Joshua Godwins
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                                          • Aug 2010
                                          • 88
                                          #11
                                          Re: My Friends Are All Turning Gay!

                                          Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                                          I think it is time to re-evaluate yourself. You must be displaying the early signs of gayness that is only detectable by women.
                                          I agree with Sister Lisa. The only common connection is you, Grace Miller. Is that your real name? The only logical explanation of this phenomenon is that you are in denial of your lesbianism while all of your friends have been seduced by your demonic gayness.

                                          The only thing you or any sinner be they a shop lifter or mass murderer can do is to turn your life over to Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ! Confess your sins and NEVER return to your lesbian lifestyle. Go immediately to the nearest Christian bookstore and get a KJV1611 Bible. Be sure to pay for it! Jesus hates thieves. Read it cover to cover. Pray over each and every verse for understanding.

                                          Only through the Grace of Jesus Christ Himself will you ever be absolved of the lesbian lifestyle that you are living.

                                          Once saved you can look forward to the life of a Christian woman. Tending to your husdand's every need, cooking, cleaning, and confining all of your intellectual pursuits to Bible study. Truly a life worth living!

                                          Are you the boy or the girl in your lesbian relationships? You sound kind of butch to me.
                                          In His Name, Joshua

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                                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                               
                                              • Sep 2006
                                              • 78556
                                              #12
                                              Re: My Friends Are All Turning Gay!

                                              Originally posted by Grace Miller View Post
                                              I really have no clue what I'd be doing. Are there anything a straight person could do that would turn her friends gay?
                                              What does your pastor have to say about the problem?

                                              Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

                                              And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
                                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                • Phebe Carlyle
                                                  GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
                                                  Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
                                                  True Christian™
                                                  • May 2010
                                                  • 2604
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: My Friends Are All Turning Gay!

                                                  Originally posted by Grace Miller View Post
                                                  Ma'am, I can fully assure you I am NOT gay. If you can not stop insulting my straightness, then this place is truely not the place for me to go and I'll have to find some other true Christians to help me. What am I to do when my own people abandon me to the homosexuals?!
                                                  Hmmm

                                                  This is quite the conundrum. Your name is Grace Miller. I have to presume that you must be a woman considering that is your name. Or are you a caberet performing cross dresser and is your real name Greg?

                                                  That could explain why homers are constantly around you.

                                                  YIC

                                                  Mrs. Phebe Dewitt.




                                                  There's Jesus here,
                                                  Just see what He offers me....
                                                  Down here my sins forgiven,
                                                  Up there a home in heaven
                                                  Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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                                                    • crazyppl
                                                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                      • Sep 2010
                                                      • 8
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: My Friends Are All Turning Gay!

                                                      Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                                                      I think it is time to re-evaluate yourself. You must be displaying the early signs of gayness that is only detectable by women.
                                                      Yeah, Lisa would know, she used to swing that way (still does imo).

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                                                        • God Is NOT Gayy
                                                          Unsaved trash, perverted hatemonger
                                                          • Sep 2010
                                                          • 6
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: My Friends Are All Turning Gay!

                                                          omg! You cant make people gay ffs! it's something you're born with!2
                                                          Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                                                          abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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