FINALLY! A search engine for True Christians!

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

God has blessed me with the discovery of this site:

ASK THE REPUBLICAN PARTY

The TRUE Conservapedia: answers to every question on every topic, from TRUE conservatives. Finally, an answer to liberal-bias search engines and 'pedias.

[Poetic Peter]

Re: FINALLY! A search engine for True Christians!

WONDERFUL find, Brother Thur!

I made a first search using the term dawkins



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[SinisterPizza]

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I'm a bit bothered by how many results turn up the Stormfront White Nationalist site...

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: FINALLY! A search engine for True Christians!

I'm a bit bothered by how many results turn up the Stormfront White Nationalist site...

But if it had been an all-black site where they talked hip-hop, rape and pie-stealing:
I guess you wouldn't have a problem with it..

Why is it that every time white people get together, you vile lieberals must persecute them ceaselessly??
What has happened to the America our fathers knew?

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: FINALLY! A search engine for True Christians!

I'm a bit bothered by how many results turn up the Stormfront White Nationalist site...

It's a search engine, it finds what you're looking for. It could mean that deep down, under all that noise you make, you really love America.

What search terms are you using? Blonde on Blonde action?

EDIT: A search for "blacks on blondes" does result in a lot of stormfront links. So THAT's what you were looking for! Pervert!

[Trent Harvey, Jr.]

Re: FINALLY! A search engine for True Christians!

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[SinisterPizza]

Re: FINALLY! A search engine for True Christians!

But if it had been an all-black site where they talked hip-hop, rape and pie-stealing:
I guess you wouldn't have a problem with it..

You know, speaking of pies, it might be a good idea for them to stay away from Landover's pies at this time of the year...at least, until their supply of wiccans runs out.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: FINALLY! A search engine for True Christians!

You know, speaking of pies, it might be a good idea for them to stay away from Landover's pies at this time of the year...

Pizza-face, it looks like to the all-seeing eyes of the Republican Party, you're irrelevant. Here's a search for Sinister Pizza and you're not even on the first page.

And if you don't repent your sins and join the One True Church of Jesus, you won't be on a page in God's Book Of Life.

REPENT!

[Andrew Barrick]

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Praise! I'm so happy I don't have to search through the nonsensical garbage of that atheist do-gooder "Bill Gates" on his MSN anymore. Now all we have to do is replace the Communist News Network (CNN) with Fox News and get National Pornographic Magazine out of circulation for good!

[SinisterPizza]

Re: FINALLY! A search engine for True Christians!

Pizza-face, it looks like to the all-seeing eyes of the Republican Party, you're irrelevant. Here's a search for Sinister Pizza and you're not even on the first page.

And if you don't repent your sins and join the One True Church of Jesus, you won't be on a page in God's Book Of Life.

REPENT!

Thanks to your post you just made, I happen to be the first result right now

And I'm a bit glad I'm apparently 'irrelevant' to the Republicans, actually. Making it so much easier to fly under the radar .

[Brother Temperance]

Re: FINALLY! A search engine for True Christians!

And I'm a bit glad I'm apparently 'irrelevant' to the Republicans, actually. Making it so much easier to fly under the radar .

Don't worry, the Republican Party and the Department of Faith have certainly noted your terrorist threat. I thought you gave up your terrorist tendencies when you started eating veal?

[SinisterPizza]

Re: FINALLY! A search engine for True Christians!

Don't worry, the Republican Party and the Department of Faith have certainly noted your terrorist threat. I thought you gave up your terrorist tendencies when you started eating veal?

Whoever said anything about eating veal? Chicken, Pork, and all ect. of the usual full-grown animals served, yes, but a baby cow? er...no, not ever.

[Poetic Peter]

Re: FINALLY! A search engine for True Christians!

Whoever said anything about eating veal? Chicken, Pork, and all ect. of the usual full-grown animals served, yes, but a baby cow? er...no, not ever.

Oh, I see: let them grow to maturity so they'll have full awareness that you are gonna scarf 'em down.

Nice. Not.

[Atheist_Sinner]

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A search for "God" on the conservative search engine: http://www.google.com/custom?hl=en&s...%3An8lmt-gdggk

The 2nd result of that search:

http://www.godhatesamerica.com/

I couldn't make something like this up if I tried.

A short quote from the homepage:

Hell has room for all of your soldiers, America! George Bush has been suckered into a bloody, senseless war that he can't win by a God determined to execute vengeful justice on a disobedient nation.

I guess you'll have to create your own search engine if you feel the need to censor from the Internet any and all views contrary to yours. I hear Communist China might be able to offer you some advice on that subject since they are the current experts on the process of Internet censorship.

[Nobar King]

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Doesn't google advise them? They're closer to home.