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Proof Prayer Works: God Has Given Me a NEW VAN!
Two months ago my 1979 Ford pick-up died on me and Ive been without transpertation since then. I live in a trailer on the edge of town out by the railroad tracks and the county landfill on some government-owned land. I feel its my right as an American taxpayer to live on this land since Im paying for it! Well its been real hard on me you know trying to get around since the buses dont run out here and ive had to use an old Schwinn I found at the dump, but I dont like riding the bike too often because it makes me feel like a dirty environmentalist hippie plus im in pretty bad shape and my heart and lungs give out whenever i have to go up a hill.
So ive been praying and praying to Jesus for a ride, just to get around but also to do my Christian Clown Ministry. How am i supposed to preach the GOSPEL to kids if I cant lug around my puppet stage and clown equipment? Well let me tell you i never lost faith in God because the Bible tells us God answers our prayers! Jesus told us our faith can move mountains in Matthew 17:20 and in Matthew 7:7 He also tells us if we ask, we shall receive.
Sure enough this weekend my prayers were answered! I met a guy at the Greyhound station selling a 1985 Chevy Van for only $300. It has low mileage and runs fine. Check out this beaut!!!
I took this vanity pic to show off my new ride. I drove to a nicer upscale neighborhood in the city and took some pics. Are you jealous?
It has really great cargo room in the back and it even has premium shag carpeting. There's some weird stains (blood? I'm not sure) on the walls inside and the back door lock is broken (you can't open it from the inside, but you can from the outside) but for only $300 it's a steal! I guess he needed the money pretty bad.
This van will work out great to get me where I go and plus I have to lug around a whole bunch of stuff for my traveling ministry. This week, I plan to go park it outside some local schools and playgrounds and find some children that need Saving. Parents are irresponsible and immoral nowadays and dont beat the Bible into their kids like they used to in the good old days. Traveling preachers like me have a responsibility to spread the Gospel to every creature (Mark 16:15).
Im going to get some spray paint and write "Rebuko the Clown Childrens Christian Clown Ministry" on the side. I think if I wear my full makeup and costume, and circle around schools when the kids will get out, that they might be interested. I can take them into the back of my van and give them a puppet show.
I know God wants me to do this. Its my call in life. So people don't give up faith, because God will richly reward you! Just keep praying to Jesus, He is listening!
So ive been praying and praying to Jesus for a ride, just to get around but also to do my Christian Clown Ministry. How am i supposed to preach the GOSPEL to kids if I cant lug around my puppet stage and clown equipment? Well let me tell you i never lost faith in God because the Bible tells us God answers our prayers! Jesus told us our faith can move mountains in Matthew 17:20 and in Matthew 7:7 He also tells us if we ask, we shall receive.
Sure enough this weekend my prayers were answered! I met a guy at the Greyhound station selling a 1985 Chevy Van for only $300. It has low mileage and runs fine. Check out this beaut!!!
I took this vanity pic to show off my new ride. I drove to a nicer upscale neighborhood in the city and took some pics. Are you jealous?
It has really great cargo room in the back and it even has premium shag carpeting. There's some weird stains (blood? I'm not sure) on the walls inside and the back door lock is broken (you can't open it from the inside, but you can from the outside) but for only $300 it's a steal! I guess he needed the money pretty bad.
This van will work out great to get me where I go and plus I have to lug around a whole bunch of stuff for my traveling ministry. This week, I plan to go park it outside some local schools and playgrounds and find some children that need Saving. Parents are irresponsible and immoral nowadays and dont beat the Bible into their kids like they used to in the good old days. Traveling preachers like me have a responsibility to spread the Gospel to every creature (Mark 16:15).
Im going to get some spray paint and write "Rebuko the Clown Childrens Christian Clown Ministry" on the side. I think if I wear my full makeup and costume, and circle around schools when the kids will get out, that they might be interested. I can take them into the back of my van and give them a puppet show.
I know God wants me to do this. Its my call in life. So people don't give up faith, because God will richly reward you! Just keep praying to Jesus, He is listening!
Jesus!
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