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  • Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

    Well, I guess we all knew that something like THIS was bound to happen. What with the recent revelations about "gay Mario" (a Wii game designed to recruit children into the queer lifestyle), Jesus has apparently decided that enough is enough.

    Teen dies at P-Bruins home game

    PROVIDENCE — Tragedy struck after a Providence Bruins hockey game Friday night, when a 14-year-old Scituate boy went to claim a video-game system prize and fell at the Dunkin’ Donuts Center.

    The boy — whose name was not released yesterday — was taken to Hasbro Children’s Hospital, where he was pronounced dead early yesterday.

    Lawrence Lepore, general manager of the Dunkin’ Donuts Center, said the incident occurred at approximately 11:50 p.m., following a game between the Providence Bruins and the Portland Pirates, at which the P-Bruins had hosted a promotional Revival Night, an annual event where church congregants gather at a P-Bruins game.

    The boy was a member of the Word of Life Fellowship, a Christian outreach youth group based in Schroon Lake, N.Y., that works with local churches and was sponsoring an overnight event in the Providence area, said John Nelson, the group’s executive vice president of operations.

    Nelson didn’t know with which area church the boy was affiliated.

    As part of the group’s arrangement with the P-Bruins, more than 1,000 people — including girls and boys ranging in ages from 13 to 18 and their chaperones — stayed after the game playing a variety of games on the rink, according to Lepore and Nelson.

    The boy — who did not participate in the after-game competitions — won the raffle’s grand prize, a Nintendo Wii game console, according to Lepore.

    “He came down from the stands to get his prize and he either tripped or fell or collapsed,” Lepore said yesterday. The boy was taken by New England Ambulance to Hasbro Children’s Hospital, where he was later pronounced dead.
    Please note: Despite this boy being a professed Christian, his was still killed dead by our loving Christ Savior for attempting to get his hands on this depraved sodomite game. Jesus would rather see the boy dead than on his knees in some public toilet servicing strangers in twisted toe-tapping ways.

    I urge any and all of you who might own one of these satanic game systems to destroy it along with all accompanying software you have. If you know someone who owns one, do the christian thing and smash it to bits! Better broken chink plastic than an eternity swimming in scalding hot bile down in hell. Your friends and family will thank you later, and Jesus will be so proud!
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

    I have just smashed up my wii after reading this! I completely agree, and this sinner deserved to die.

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    • #3
      Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

      Originally posted by worried_for_america View Post
      I have just smashed up my wii after reading this! I completely agree, and this sinner deserved to die.
      Well Glory and Praise Jesus! You are making progress. Now if you can find your way to renouncing satan and all his works, studying the Holy KJV Bible, and Tithing to God's favorite church (Landover Baptist) by clicking on the Paypal button at the bottom of this page.

      We only take American money, by the way.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Well Glory and Praise Jesus! You are making progress. Now if you can find your way to renouncing satan and all his works, studying the Holy KJV Bible, and Tithing to God's favorite church (Landover Baptist) by clicking on the Paypal button at the bottom of this page.

        We only take American money, by the way.
        Yes i appologies for my earlier indiscretions. The power of the lord has entered my body since i arrived at this site. thankyou all!!!

        I will start selling all my evil goods (playstation and 360 etc) and donate all the funds to this great course.

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        • #5
          Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

          Glory Be! This is what makes all our work worthwhile!
          Matthew:
          5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
          5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
          10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
          10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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          • #6
            Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

            How can you feel anything but remorse for this poor soul being snatched away from his family at such an early age? I would like to see you look his parents in the eye and tell them why their son died.

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            • #7
              Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

              Originally posted by Save my soul View Post
              How can you feel anything but remorse for this poor soul being snatched away from his family at such an early age? I would like to see you look his parents in the eye and tell them why their son died.
              Anybody that's trying to learn the art of queer-ness from dog eating chinks deserves to die. And so does his parents if they don't repent and turn their lives over to Baby Jesus. How much of a warning do you need??

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              • #8
                Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

                Deaner it is truely saddening how hate filled you appear to be, is there nowhere in your soul that is sadden by the loss of life of a young christian? Would you like everyone who plays video games to die in the same unseemly manner?

                What seperates you wanting people who don't believe in the same views as you to die and the radical muslims preaching the same thing? Can you not accept that they belieive in their god as fervently as you do, does this justify their actions?

                No it doesn't, and not because to you their religion is wrong. Extremism is the bane of modern society and is responsible for such atrocities as 9/11 and the recent bombings in london.

                I'm sure you will all eventually ban me from this site, but until then i will continue to make posts promoting love and tolerance and try to dissuade you from your hate filled lives. If you honestly believe Jesus would rather kill a young child than try and save him then i truely think you people are lost.

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                • #9
                  Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

                  Originally posted by Save my soul View Post
                  If you honestly believe Jesus would rather kill a young child than try and save him then i truely think you people are lost.
                  It's you that are lost and you that needs saved. Jesus cracked that little false Christian's skull open because he deserved it and it is in line with Biblical teachings...

                  Psalm 137:9 (King James Version)

                  9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

                    Oh i can do this one too, lets find subjective and jingoistic bible quotes,

                    Matthew 5:44

                    But I say unto you, love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you

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                    • #11
                      Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

                      Matthew 10:34 (King James Version)

                      34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

                        That's a little late for kids to be up doing anything. I wonder what kind of "after-game competitions" the kid killed himself trying to avoid?
                        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

                          Originally posted by Save my soul View Post
                          Oh i can do this one too, lets find subjective and jingoistic bible quotes,

                          Matthew 5:44

                          But I say unto you, love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you
                          Do you think that God loves his enemies? Is that why He flooded the earth and killed every firstborn in Egypt, etc, etc?

                          You are truly a fool.

                          Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                          That's a little late for kids to be up doing anything. I wonder what kind of "after-game competitions" the kid killed himself trying to avoid?
                          Given that it was involved with "hockey", one can only imagine. The cannuckistanis are never up to any good. They're French, you know....
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • #14
                            Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

                            Originally posted by Save my soul View Post
                            How can you feel anything but remorse for this poor soul being snatched away from his family at such an early age? I would like to see you look his parents in the eye and tell them why their son died.
                            Why? Would it give you some kind of sick, twisted pleasure to see the poor fag boy's parents weeping as we explained to them that Jesus had to smite their kid for playing with queer chinksticks? You truly are perverted if that is the case.
                            Originally posted by Save my soul View Post
                            Deaner it is truely saddening how hate filled you appear to be, is there nowhere in your soul that is sadden by the loss of life of a young christian?
                            Friend, it is only his earthly life that is lost. His soul was lost the day he wrapped his hand around a warm, throbbing Wii, and I think we can all agree that's the real tragedy here.
                            Would you like everyone who plays video games to die in the same unseemly manner?
                            No, I would like them to give up their sins and accept Christ, but you can't make an omelette without breaking heads.

                            What seperates you wanting people who don't believe in the same views as you to die and the radical muslims preaching the same thing?
                            The fact that God loves us and not them?
                            Can you not accept that they belieive in their god as fervently as you do, does this justify their actions?

                            No it doesn't, and not because to you their religion is wrong.
                            What are you talking about? To us as to God, their religion is wrong, and so that obviously is the reason. You're almost as bad at logic as you are at Christianity.
                            Extremism is the bane of modern society and is responsible for such atrocities as 9/11 and the recent bombings in london.
                            I agree with you 100%. Nowhere on this Godly website will you find anyone condoning the actions of the extreme feminists or the pro-sodomy militants.

                            Originally posted by Save my soul View Post
                            Oh i can do this one too, lets find subjective and jingoistic bible quotes,

                            Matthew 5:44

                            But I say unto you, love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you
                            And? What's that got to do with anything? That kid hated Jesus and loved Wiis, so Our Sweet Lord did him a good turn by lovingly stoving his head in before he enraged Him any further. What's your point?
                            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii

                              Jesus kills people now? Why doesn't he kill Osama Bin Laden? Or all the child molesters? That flies with Jesus but playing with a Wii isn't?

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