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  • simple-minded sem
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    • Feb 2011
    • 32

    #1

    Sem785's Intro!

    Hi LB (landover Baptist),

    I know some of you might know me, some of you don't.

    But I'd like to start fresh if you will allow me to.
    First of all:

    I'm sorry if I offended anyone with the creeper picture I posted. I now realize that was the wrong thing to do.
    I hope you will accept me at the end of this intro!

    I will also stop trying to stop u from stopping people to play minecraft

    (stop stop stop lolz)

    In short: I will not be in your way anymore

    Again I apologize if I offended anyone with this, my posts or the picture


    I hope you will accept my apologie, if not



    Kind Regards,

    Sem785
    A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3
  • Cursed
    Recovering Bastard
    Head of Landover Glee Club
    True Christian™
    • Jan 2011
    • 1363

    #2
    Re: Sem785's Intro!

    I guess I will, but only if you never type "lolz" again.

    I don't like it. And stop using "u" instead of "you."

    I'm so depressed. I'm going to go lie down.
    The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12

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    • James Hutchins
      True Christian™
      Just a Regular Nice Guy
       
      • Jun 2009
      • 29443

      #3
      Re: Sem785's Intro!

      Well Sem, I for one am glad to see you were able to take time from your hectic life to introduce yourself.

      Tell us about your personal relationship with Jesus.
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • simple-minded sem
        Unsaved trash
        • Feb 2011
        • 32

        #4
        Re: Sem785's Intro!

        ok never type *youknowwhat* again.

        my relation with Jesus?
        well where to start, to be honest I've gone to a church but left it because they had different ideas about christanity than i had. But that was not the 1st time I've met Jesus. I've been baptized so I've been in "contact" with The Lord and Jesus my entire life.

        well I've been to 2 other churches and I am currently studying at a Secondary school in my country. It is a religious school which teaches me about Jesus and The Lord

        Well that's about it!

        Any other questions?
        A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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        • James Hutchins
          True Christian™
          Just a Regular Nice Guy
           
          • Jun 2009
          • 29443

          #5
          Re: Sem785's Intro!

          Did you chose to be Baptized, having repented your sins or was it something you simply 'did'?
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • simple-minded sem
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            • Feb 2011
            • 32

            #6
            Re: Sem785's Intro!

            well I was baptized when i was like 2.... maybe a little bit late. But I dont know for sure how old I was, this proves I was pretty young. I didn't choose to be baptized but I do regret every sin, if possible I want to be baptized when I'm an adult!
            A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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            • James Hutchins
              True Christian™
              Just a Regular Nice Guy
               
              • Jun 2009
              • 29443

              #7
              Re: Sem785's Intro!

              Son, you need to actually read the KJV Bible before you dig yourself into a deeper hole. Nearly every post of yours is fraught with lies.
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • simple-minded sem
                Unsaved trash
                • Feb 2011
                • 32

                #8
                Re: Sem785's Intro!

                lies...... How dare you


                D:
                A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                • Alphonse Alban
                  Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                   
                  • Feb 2011
                  • 5724

                  #9
                  Re: Sem785's Intro!

                  Originally posted by sem785 View Post
                  minecraft
                  You choose to be advocate for Minecraft sodomy, instead of being good Christian. Why do you hate yourself so much, that you have let yourself to sank so low?

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                  • simple-minded sem
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                    • Feb 2011
                    • 32

                    #10
                    Re: Sem785's Intro!

                    uhmm what i meant was that i will stop talking about it....
                    A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                    • Zechariah Smyth
                      Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                      True Christian™
                      • Feb 2011
                      • 15251

                      #11
                      Re: Sem785's Intro!

                      Originally posted by sem785 View Post
                      lies...... How dare you


                      D:
                      Watch it, boy.

                      You are speaking with a True Christian™ and you will treat him with respect.



                      YiC,

                      Z. Smyth
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                      • James Hutchins
                        True Christian™
                        Just a Regular Nice Guy
                         
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 29443

                        #12
                        Re: Sem785's Intro!

                        Originally posted by sem785 View Post
                        uhmm what i meant was that i will stop talking about it....
                        Let me get this straight. You are an admitted Minecraft sodomizer, who wants to be accepted in to the Bosom of Our Lord(c), who lies about being a Christian and you think by not talking about it, God will 'let you slide'?
                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                        • simple-minded sem
                          Unsaved trash
                          • Feb 2011
                          • 32

                          #13
                          Re: Sem785's Intro!

                          1. Yes, I like Minecraft, no im no Sodomizer....
                          2. Yes
                          3. No, I don't lie about being a Christian
                          4. No, I never said that (I think.....)
                          A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                          • James Hutchins
                            True Christian™
                            Just a Regular Nice Guy
                             
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 29443

                            #14
                            Re: Sem785's Intro!

                            Originally posted by sem785 View Post
                            1. Yes, I like Minecraft, no im no Sodomizer....
                            2. Yes
                            3. No, I don't lie about being a Christian
                            4. No, I never said that (I think.....)
                            1. If you like Minecraft, you are a Sodomizer.
                            2. No
                            3. Yes, you are. You know not of what you speak. Catlicks are not Christians. You are ring kissing mary-worshippers.
                            4. Yes, you did
                            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                            • Cranky Old Man
                              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                              You kids get off his lawn!
                               
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 22353

                              #15
                              Re: Sem785's Intro!

                              Originally posted by sem785 View Post
                              I think.
                              There is no need for that. Just do everything the Holy bible says and leave the thinking to God.
                              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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