Lady Gaga proves it can be gay even went it's a woman!

[Bobby-Joe]

Ok, sure Lady Gaga proved to Reverend Osborn that Lady Gaga is in fact a woman (and please don't make relive the whole disgusting incident by giving details, sufficient to say Lady Gaga is a very sick individual and needs help) but that doesn't change a thing! Lady Gaga is gay! You fantasies about having sex with Lady Gaga you are fantasying about have sex with man, even if Lady Gaga happens to be woman by biological accident.

The fact is there are women so moved towards depravity, so obsessed with men and fornicating with men these women become gay. They want to dress like men, they want to be with men, they want to be a man, that's how lust crazed these harlots are. They are gay men trapped in women's bodies. God hates gay sex!

Further proof of Lady Gaga's male homosexuality is threw out her so called music. Beyond the clearly unmasculine techno music style (does Lee Greenwood use a computer to make music? No!) just read some of her lyrics.

Don't be a drag, just be a queen
Whether you're broke or evergreen
You're black, white, beige, chola descent
You're lebanese, you're orient
Whether life's disabilities
Left you outcast, bullied, or teased
Rejoice and love yourself today
'cause baby you were born this way

Lyrics from the reprehensible Born This Way.

Disgusting

She catalogs a complete list of un-Americans and then says it's okay. Well Mss Germanotta, John Wayne wasn't "lebanese" so what makes you think God is okay with it? Gimps, homers, poor people, un-Americans are "bullied" to help them fit in. It's for their own good and who are you to stop it?

So brethren, be alert, don't fall for the gay trap Satan's handmaidens Lady Gaga and her sisters have set for you. I am sure Reverend Osborn will agree with me as soon as he is out of the hospitable.

[HTannor]

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When I heard Rev. Osborn was in the hospital, I fought off the urge to hurry to his bedside. I was afraid the excitement of seeing me would delay his recovery, so I sent a plant instead.

Rev. Jim is a true man's man and I knew he didn't need any girly flowers like roses or carnations.



I found a guy on the street selling this manly looking plant, so this is what I sent him.

[Miss Fedora]

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I always knew lady gaga was evil and gay! But many people disagreed with me, I knew they were damned to an eternity in hell!

[Nobar King]

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I always think of her as Lady Gag-Gag.

[NoFriendofGod]

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When I heard Rev. Osborn was in the hospital, I fought off the urge to hurry to his bedside. I was afraid the excitement of seeing me would delay his recovery, so I sent a plant instead.

Rev. Jim is a true man's man and I knew he didn't need any girly flowers like roses or carnations.



I found a guy on the street selling this manly looking plant, so this is what I sent him.

I thought you people were against the use/growth/anything that has to do with Marijuana.
I mean, really, the clues are in the context, that and it looks a lot like a pot plant. Either this is pure stupidity or epic trolling.

[Marshall]

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Ive read about marijuana in detail and I can tell you that is NOT a weed plant. It appears similar but real marijuana plants only grow where large concentrations of patchouli and Mexicans or similar mudbloods can be found. And in Canada. They love the dope.
That plant looks to be a German Dragonleaf Mapleoak bush.

[NoFriendofGod]

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Mudbloods? What is this, a Harry Potter forum?

[Marshall]

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Harry Potter movies are witchery and homosexually charged Liberal recruitment films. I dont have to see them to hate them friend, dont test me.

Brown people grow weeds. Undesirables and riff raff. The sort of folks who would grow dope and smoke it are dirtbags and foriegners from toilet countries like Mexico, Afghanistan, Kommiefornia and Canada for some reason. Abandoned by Jesus to the point that their skin darkens in preperation for Hells torment. Generally ignored unwashed masses forgotten by God so that He might bless us that truly deserve it...more.
Mud in their blood.

[NoFriendofGod]

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You do realize that Jesus himself was born in one of those middle eastern countries right?
Luke 2:4

[Marshall]

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You calling Jesus a pothead? Thats why youre unsaved trash and Hes Jesus. Because He died for you you retard. Show some respect.

Jesus also wasn't swarthy.
He wasn't like them because, now pay attention, HE IS GODS SON. If you dont stop asking questions and simply believe in Him then you are surely going to Hell simple as that. There is no reason to argue for the Devil like you do. Its bad, do it somewhere else if thats all youre going to do.

[NoFriendofGod]

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That's the thing, I DO believe in Christ. I know he's the savior, and I worship and love him. I'm just pointing out a simple fact that he was born in the middle east, and that you can't stereotype an entire group of people based on their geographical location. It's like saying all people from, say, Iowa, are idiots. Doesn't work like that because there may be idiots in Iowa, as there are everywhere, but there are also very intelligent people. Just like there are bad examples of every race and religion, there are also good examples. I know some black guys who have better moral standards than white "Christian" friends of mine, who I suspect are only Christian by name and not by faith.
The point is, yeah, there aren't many "good" people in the middle east, but there are. Just like Lot was an upstanding citizen of Sodom, so are some people, Christians in fact, who are good people of the middle east.

tl;dr, I believe the cliche I'm looking for here is don't judge a book by it's cover.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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That's the thing, I DO believe in Christ. I know he's the savior, and I worship and love him. I'm just pointing out a simple fact that he was born in the middle east, and that you can't stereotype an entire group of people based on their geographical location. It's like saying all people from, say, Iowa, are idiots. Doesn't work like that because there may be idiots in Iowa, as there are everywhere, but there are also very intelligent people. Just like there are bad examples of every race and religion, there are also good examples. I know some black guys who have better moral standards than white "Christian" friends of mine, who I suspect are only Christian by name and not by faith.
The point is, yeah, there aren't many "good" people in the middle east, but there are. Just like Lot was an upstanding citizen of Sodom, so are some people, Christians in fact, who are good people of the middle east.

tl;dr, I believe the cliche I'm looking for here is don't judge a book by it's cover.

You have coons for friends?

God hates a racetraitor, pal. Keep it up and Jesus will squash you like a cockroach.

[NoFriendofGod]

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Yes, they are my friends. They're in fact a lot nicer than many white people I know. It still seems unfair that our lord and savior would hate someone just because they have different color of skin. But what do I know, I'm unsaved trash anyway. -.-

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Yes, they are my friends. They're in fact a lot nicer than many white people I know. It still seems unfair that our lord and savior would hate someone just because they have different color of skin. But what do I know, I'm unsaved trash anyway. -.-

Where do you get this crazy idea that God wants life to be "fair?" Nowhere in the Holy Bible does it say that. Christianity is all about God's way or else. The sooner you get that through your demon-infested head, the better.

And by the way, stop derailing our threads. Do you even know where the nigra race comes from? Read THIS.

Genesis 9:18-27
And the sons of Noah, that went forth of the ark, were Shem, and Ham, and Japheth: and Ham is the father of Canaan.

These are the three sons of Noah: and of them was the whole earth overspread.

And Noah began to be an husbandman, and he planted a vineyard:

And he drank of the wine, and was drunken; and he was uncovered within his tent.

And Ham, the father of Canaan, saw the nakedness of his father, and told his two brethren without.

And Shem and Japheth took a garment, and laid it upon both their shoulders, and went backward, and covered the nakedness of their father; and their faces were backward, and they saw not their father's nakedness.

And Noah awoke from his wine, and knew what his younger son had done unto him.

And he said, Cursed be Canaan; the lowest of slaves shall he be unto his brethren.

And he said, Blessed be the LORD God of Shem; and Canaan shall be his slave.

God shall enlarge Japheth, and he shall dwell in the tents of Shem; and Canaan shall be his slave.

[Marshall]

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Im sure Jesus doesnt appreciate you calling Him a filthy Muslim. Im losing my patience.