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  • #1

    Usama Bin Laden killed by True Christian A-Team!

    Look, I have a cousin who works in the military, and I've got the scoop on Bin Laden's righteous smiting!

    Obama's taking credit for it, typical slimy democrat. It was a True Republican hunting party that smoked Usama out, a team that secretly attacked our enemy in spite of the President's direct orders not to do so!

    They are running for their lives from UN troops now; they have done what had to be done, bless their hearts and their sacrifice. I hope they make it out.

    I wonder who they are? Whatever their names, they are brave True Christian soldiers and the finest and bravest people on earth. GOD BLESS YOU.
    The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12
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    Re: Usama Bin Laden killed by True Christian A-Team!

    Don't forget, son, the real credit goes to GOD. Any True True Christian KNOWS that when bad things happen it's either due to

    a. sinners
    b. satan

    If a good thing happens, it's because of GOD.

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    • #3
      Re: Usama Bin Laden killed by True Christian A-Team!

      Something momentous happens on Obama's watch and you still try and claim it for the GOP!
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      • #4
        Re: Usama Bin Laden killed by True Christian A-Team!

        Originally posted by Saint Elmo View Post
        Don't forget, son, the real credit goes to GOD. Any True True Christian KNOWS that when bad things happen it's either due to

        a. sinners
        b. satan

        If a good thing happens, it's because of GOD.
        Are you Brother Cursed's father? Then you better cut out the "son" business, friend.

        Also, God is responsible for all good and evil, but I wouldn't expect Unsaved Trash to know that.

        (Isaiah 45:7) "I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things."

        Back to the OP: I wonder how long Brock HUSSEIN Obama waits until he takes the credit for this, or when he'll first use it as reelection fodder.



        Yours in Christ,

        Z. Smyth
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        • #5
          Re: Usama Bin Laden killed by True Christian A-Team!

          PRAISE! Of course this is the end result of events that were set in motion during President George W. Bush's presidency, but I bet not a single Demoncrat will be willing to acknowledge that!
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          • #6
            Re: Usama Bin Laden killed by True Christian A-Team!

            "Goodbye, I am burning in Hell now alongside all other muslims, catholics, jews, buddhists, hindus, wiccans, atheists, etc., it is very crowded in Hell."


            SCORE-

            United States of America- 200,000+/- kills.

            Arabia- 10,000+/- kills

            * * *

            How's that holy war working out for you, hajji?
            The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12

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            • #7
              Re: Usama Bin Laden killed by True Christian A-Team!

              Truth be known, he probably died from his bad kidneys and the demonocrats are taking the opportunity to say they were responsible. I mean if Commander and Chief Bush couldn't get him do you really think Osamma yo momma could?

              Bush a man with documented military history vs. an ex social worker, who is going to lead a military strike and ''git er done''!
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              • #8
                Re: Usama Bin Laden killed by True Christian A-Team!

                This just goes to prove that elections have consequences. If Tea Party Patriots across the nation had not turned out in droves this past November to elect Godly Republicans into office, none of this would have been possible.
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                • #9
                  Re: Usama Bin Laden killed by True Christian A-Team!



                  If this A-Team were working against the orders of "President" Obama, you can be sure they were Republican!


                  THANK YOU PRESIDENT BUSH.
                  The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12

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                  • #10
                    Re: Usama Bin Laden killed by True Christian A-Team!

                    This is proof positive of the genius of President Bush's policies!

                    Let's stay the course. Huckabee in 2012!
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                    • #11
                      Re: Usama Bin Laden killed by True Christian A-Team!

                      Everything is connected. Bin Laden was nearing death from kidney failure and so he, Soros, and BO arranged this event to guarantee an Obangi victory in 2012, thus commencing Phase Omega of their infernal plan. All connected. The kikenvermin are laughing all the way home.
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                      • #12
                        Re: Usama Bin Laden killed by True Christian A-Team!

                        If only McCain and Palin had won the election, we could have saved many more lives and killed Bin Laden years ago.

                        We do the best we can, even if democrats are in charge and doing crazy crap that has nothing to do with reality, we Republicans roll up our sleeves and get the job done. Praise God!
                        The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12

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                        • #13
                          Re: Usama Bin Laden killed by True Christian A-Team!

                          I think this is a case of counting chickens before they hatch (Usama will be replaced) or the calm before the storm. (You know what I mean)

                          Hope I'm wrong on both.
                          ... Or else you're fired!

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                          • #14
                            Re: Usama Bin Laden killed by True Christian A-Team!

                            If they want to bring it on, COME ON YOU BASTARDS!

                            Our kill ratio is 20:1. We can do this until the last one of those sand rats is dead.

                            Hallelujah!
                            The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12

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                            • #15
                              Re: Usama Bin Laden killed by True Christian A-Team!

                              The last time I was this happy was at my son's wedding, but this time I'm not firing a handgun into the air while vomiting moonshine and popcorn shrimp. I guess the jist of this post is I'm gonna grab a gun, get wrecked and head to Long John Silvers. AMERICA!
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