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01-24-2008, 06:48 PM
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Pray that Heath Ledger is Sodomized by Satan
Heath Ledger, through his depiction of a homer cowpoke in "Brokeback Mountain," he has surely lured thousands upon thousands into abominable sin.
Brothers and sisters, please join me in quiet, reflective prayer that actor Heath Ledger is repeatedly anally sodomized by Satan's fiery unit every day for eternity. Although, he'll probably enjoy it. Absolutely disgusting.
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01-24-2008, 07:12 PM
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Re: Pray that Heath Ledger is Sodomized by Satan
I think this is a forgone conclusion, but if you think he needs extra help, it doesn't hurt to act.
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01-24-2008, 07:18 PM
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Re: Pray that Heath Ledger is Sodomized by Satan
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01-24-2008, 09:37 PM
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Re: Pray that Heath Ledger is Sodomized by Satan
Praying to God that someone will suffer? Sure, why not?!
PRAISE GOD FOR SUFFERING AND HELL!!!
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God please forgive me for they know not what they're doing and I can't show it to them. 
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01-24-2008, 09:49 PM
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Re: Pray that Heath Ledger is Sodomized by Satan
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Rom. 9:22-24: [What] if God, willing to shew [his] wrath, and to make his power known, endured with much longsuffering the vessels of wrath fitted to destruction: And that he might make known the riches of his glory on the vessels of mercy, which he had afore prepared unto glory, Even us, whom he hath called, not of the Jews only, but also of the Gentiles?
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01-25-2008, 02:53 AM
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Re: Pray that Heath Ledger is Sodomized by Satan
Unfortunately, Heath Ledger lived long enough to finish acting in the new 'Batman' movie. He played The Joker-or, in his case, The Poker.
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01-25-2008, 08:54 PM
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Re: Pray that Heath Ledger is Sodomized by Satan
I was thinking. Shouldn't we show a little merci for Mr Ledger?
Imagine what a burden it must be to be brandmarked with the name 'Heath' by your parents. 
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01-26-2008, 12:15 AM
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By now that homer-wannabe will be in satan's rape room re-shooting all of brokeass mountain edited-out scenes. PRAISE THE LORD!
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