Are women supposed to have orgasm?

[narrowpathy]

1. Did God create women with the capacity to experience orgasm?
2. Is it a sin for women to experience orgasm or is it another papist lie?
3. Are men supposed to help women experience orgasm? (foreplay with massage, stroking, etc)
4. If a woman doesn't experience orgasm is she being punished by the Lord?
5. Is it a sin to fake orgasm?

[Talitha]

Re: Are women supposed to have orgasm?

I don't understand what you mean.
I was always told that such things are Sinful and certainly not something True Christian(tm) Ladies should talk about.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Are women supposed to have orgasm?

No Narrowpathy, Christian scientists have shown for a long time that women to not have orgasm. The modern myth of the "female orgasm" (that only started in the 60s) is just a misinterpretation of a seizer brought on by an attack of hysteria. Women have an innate craving for male affection and if deprived long of enough of it they can suffer this seizer caused by the feeling of overwhelming relief. This why Christian doctors call it an “Hysterical Paroxysm”

Unfortunately, like a heart attack, once a woman has had one of these seizers they are vulnerable to them in the future. Any kind of excessively emotional stimulation can induce one. Even a strong, Godly sermon from a manly Pastor as Pastor Zeke has had happened to him.

These so called female orgasms are nothing more than a life threatening condition!

[Dr. Zaius]

Re: Are women supposed to have orgasm?

1. Yes. It is a normal part of married Christian life. If you are not experiencing this pleasure, maybe you need to see a Christian relationship expert.

2. Women should only orgasm once, and hopefully quickly, before it's her husband's turn.

3. Do you need this help? Hopefully it's not from de-sensitizing yourself with a battery powered toothbrush.

4. You're just not trying hard enough, dear.

5. Do you tell your husband you enjoy cooking his meals and washing his socks? Is that a lie?

"Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle which fits them all." -- Edmund Burke

[Larry Lee]

Re: Are women supposed to have orgasm?

No Narrowpathy, Christian scientists have shown for a long time that women to not have orgasm. The modern myth of the "female orgasm" (that only started in the 60s) is just a misinterpretation of a seizer brought on by an attack of hysteria. Women have an innate craving for male affection guidance, authority and "covering" and if deprived long of enough of it they can suffer this seizer caused by the feeling of overwhelming relief. This why Christian doctors call it an “Hysterical Paroxysm”

Unfortunately, like a heart attack, once a woman has had one of these seizers they are vulnerable to them in the future. Any kind of excessively emotional stimulation can induce one. Even a strong, Godly sermon from a manly Pastor as Pastor Zeke has had happened to him.

These so called female orgasms are nothing more than a life threatening condition!

Hope you don't mind the slight correction in your Godly sermon, Brother Bobby-J.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Are women supposed to have orgasm?

Hope you don't mind the slight correction in your Godly sermon, Brother Bobby-J.

Excellent point Brother Lee; I forgot that the unsaved may not be aware of the proper Christian definition of the word "affection" and instead think something smutty.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Are women supposed to have orgasm?

I can assure you that my wife has never had one, nor will she ever, as long as I have anything to say about it.

No Godly woman should ever want to experience such a thing. Real women lay still, close their eyes, and think about Jesus.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[narrowpathy]

Re: Are women supposed to have orgasm?

Thank you for clarifying that for me... Thank you very much....

[SadSightSeer]

Re: Are women supposed to have orgasm?

No Godly woman should ever want to experience such a thing. Real women lay still, close their eyes, and think about Jesus.

But doesn't orgasms bring women closer to GOD by making them yell "Oh, my GOD!!" when an orgasm happens?

[SadSightSeer]

Re: Are women supposed to have orgasm?

Sorry for the double post...Must be a sign from Jesus.

[Cheshire]

Re: Are women supposed to have orgasm?

I've never had one. Mind you, havn't had the chance, but..

it's for making babies, not for enjoyment!

[Deaner]

Re: Are women supposed to have orgasm?

What's an orgasm?

[OnGod'sSide]

Re: Are women supposed to have orgasm?

Like Bobby-Joe (God's blessings!) said: female orgasm is just a misinterpretation of a seizer brought on by an attack of hysteria.

I think Our Lord made female orgasm so unpleasant for women so they know where the limit is.
They know if they have sex too long for the purpose of fun, they will have that horrid attack of hysteria.

Have you seen how similar a face of a possessed person is to a girl's face when she is having an orgasm??!

Sex is for creating new God's children only!!!
If you think of bringing another satanist to this world, restrain from sex!!

I have heard that some wiccan wenches actually enjoy an orgasm now!!
Well, I hope they enjoy the feeling of heat when they melt in the pit of Fire!!


A valid point for my first post dont you think, Brothers and Sisters?

God bless

[Mr. Jingles]

Re: Are women supposed to have orgasm?

If a woman shouts out 'Oh my God' during sex, that's taking the Lord's name in vain. Furthermore, where in the bible does it say that a woman is allowed to enjoy sex? Only in one of those liebral heathen updated bibles.

[i_r_jew]

Re: Are women supposed to have orgasm?

Personally i always found orgasms quite enjoyable. I do not want children and i regularly partake in huge sexual orgies often includnig over 30 people./ No where in the bible does it say this is wrong either.

PS I'm not actually a christian or whatever it is you guys call yourselves. At the end of the day you're all the same really. Also I am a half black/half japanese homosexual jew. Nowhere in the bible does it say this is wrong either