I am an agnostic emo

[iamagnostic]

Wow, since reading this forums, my faith in humanity has gone down by 500. I really hope you guys get a grip on reality. The Wii is a video game system, nothing more, nothing less. It wasn't a creation of satan. The Wii is making a lot of kids around the globe happy, and idiots like you shouldn't take it away from them. Will the kids go to hell because they enjoy it?

Christianity is dying more each day, due to idiots like you guys. They're are bad christians, such as you guys, and good christians, that are overshadowed by the bad ones like you. I wouldn't even call you guys christians, you're too stupid for you're own good.

Do you think Jesus would like this? Or god for that matter?

You're all pathetic. I'll just leave it at that.

Also...

I BELIEVE IN EVOLUTION. [god has some part in it too]
I BELIEVE WOMAN HAVE THE RIGHT TO GET AN ABORTION.
I BELIEVE THAT GAYS CAN HAVE MARRIAGE.
I BELIEVE THAT GOD LOVES EVERYONE, NO MATTER WHAT THEIR RACE, BACKGROUND, OR RELIGION THEY BELONG TOO.
I BELIEVE IN GOD.

So does that mean I go to hell now?

/end of account suicide

[Wide-Open]

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So... you are an agnostic but you believe in God and just committed suicide, is that right?

If so, the short answer is: yes, of course.

[Brother Temperance]

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Wow, since reading this forums, my faith in humanity has gone down by 500.

What was it before? What's the official unit for measuring faith in humanity? I have no faith in humanity, I trust only on God.

I really hope you guys get a grip on reality.

Are you a part of the reality-based community or something? Listen, boy, when we act, we create our own reality.

Do you think Jesus would like this? Or god for that matter?

This forum? Yes. The wii? No.

You're all pathetic. I'll just leave it at that.

Good argument.

Also...

I BELIEVE IN EVOLUTION. [god has some part in it too]

That's just nonsensical. Is evilution mentioned anywhere in the Bible? Is God mentioned anywhere in the Origin of Species? That's like putting oreos on a pizza.

I BELIEVE WOMAN HAVE THE RIGHT TO GET AN ABORTION.

Why do you hate the babies?

I BELIEVE THAT GAYS CAN HAVE MARRIAGE.

What are you, a lolcat or something? Maybe gays can has marriage according to liberal activist judges who also like killing babies and Terry Schiavo, but in the eyes of God they most certainly cannot has!

[Bobby-Joe]

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Wow, since reading this forums, my faith in humanity has gone down by 500. I really hope you guys get a grip on reality. The Wii is a video game system, nothing more, nothing less. It wasn't a creation of satan. The Wii is making a lot of kids around the globe happy, and idiots like you shouldn't take it away from them. Will the kids go to hell because they enjoy it?

You describe your’ world view in terms of a video game scour and then dare accuse us of being out of touch with the real world. Friend, I think you are a strong argument for the dangers of videogames.

[iamagnostic]

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What was it before? What's the official unit for measuring faith in humanity? I have no faith in humanity, I trust only on God.

Well let's just say that faith in humanity has been down ever since I've known idiots like you roam the world.

Are you a part of the reality-based community or something? Listen, boy, when we act, we create our own reality.

You people are absolutely and completely nuts. I refuse to call you a Christian, seeing as how you've missed the whole point of Christianity...

Somehow a message of "Peace on Earth, good will towards man" and a doctrine of forgiveness and second chances becomes a vessel of hate? Yeah, real Christlike, guys...

This forum? Yes. The wii? No.

No I'm pretty sure whoever is up there would hate to see himself imagined and thought of as the way you guys are. I'm pretty sure he couldnt give a **** about the Wii, he probably doesnt even want know about it. He has more important things to worry about, like people like you.

Good argument.

Glad you see it my way.

That's just nonsensical. Is evilution mentioned anywhere in the Bible? Is God mentioned anywhere in the Origin of Species? That's like putting oreos on a pizza.

So the bible is the #1 source of scientific facts now? Silly me! Stupid scientists, don't know what the hell they're talking about, they will burn in hell for bringing up such theories. Because we all know that the bible, can be proved easily. [/end sarcasm]

Why do you hate the babies?

What does it have to do with me? I said woman should have the right to do it. It's their choice if they want to. Some book written hundreds of years ago, shouldn't have to stop them for making their own decision. The bible isnt the constituion. Remember Seperation of Church and State?

Okay, let's say there is a nice young girl in college, who wishs to get a good career. She gets raped, and becomes pregnant. If she has the baby, she will have to drop out of college, loose the chance of getting her dream career, and work at 7/11 to pay for the baby. I'm just saying that if woman can morally go through it, they shouldn't be forced not too.

What are you, a lolcat or something? Maybe gays can has marriage according to liberal activist judges who also like killing babies and Terry Schiavo, but in the eyes of God they most certainly cannot has!

There is some conservatives that allow gay marriage in their platforms. You sir, fail. The constitution allows rights for the free people.

Let me ask you a question. Why the hell does it matter to you, if a gay couple gets married? Seriously, it affects you in no way. And I'm sick of hearing excuses like "if da gayz get married, dere will b no ppl left!!!!111"

That arguement fails, as the world is already overpopulated, and the number of people on earth adds more each day.

Oh yes, and I have a couple questions for you.

1) What is your standpoint on the following religions: Judaism, Islam, and Hinduism. Do followers of those religions go to heaven or hell?

2) What if someone has performed a lot of good deeds in his/her life. But that perosn is not a christian. Will he go to heaven or hell?

3) Where do pets/other animals go when they die? They can't pray, or go to church.

[Brother Habbo]

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You people are absolutely and completely nuts. I refuse to call you a Christian, seeing as how you've missed the whole point of Christianity...

Somehow a message of "Peace on Earth, good will towards man" and a doctrine of forgiveness and second chances becomes a vessel of hate? Yeah, real Christlike, guys...

You don't know what you are talking about. Ever read a Bible?

Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

How do you figure "peace on earth, good will towards man" out of that?

[The Absurdist]

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Oh come on dude, you can be agnostic, atheist, christian, or believer of any religion... but not emo

Btw, welcome on board, and also, its probably easier to move a mountain than to changes those guy believes

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

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Hello, friend. Thank you for your questions. Like all good questions, the answer can be found in your trusty King James Bible.

1) What is your standpoint on the following religions: Judaism, Islam, and Hinduism. Do followers of those religions go to heaven or hell?

The Bible lets us know that there is one way, and one way only into heaven, and that is through Jesus Christ.

John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

Jesus made it clear that most people are going to Hell. The many go to Hell, and the few go to Heaven.

Mt 7:13 Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat:
Mt 7:14 Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.

2) What if someone has performed a lot of good deeds in his/her life. But that perosn is not a christian. Will he go to heaven or hell?

Hell. No amount of good works are enough get one into Heaven. We only get into Heaven by accepting Jesus' free gift of salvation. Because of our sin, we are wretched in God's sight.

Is 64:6 But we are all as an unclean thing, and all our righteousnesses are as filthy rags; and we all do fade as a leaf; and our iniquities, like the wind, have taken us away.
Titus 3:5 Not by works of righteousness which we have done, but according to his mercy he saved us, by the washing of regeneration, and renewing of the Holy Ghost;

To give you an analogy, imagine a man whose wife has caught him having sex with a coworker. The man buys his wife a box of chocolate to make up for it.

God views our good works in the same way that the wife views her husband's attempt to make up.

3) Where do pets/other animals go when they die? They can't pray, or go to church.

Animals don't have souls. When they die, they are just dead.

The Bible explicitly mentions that dogs do not go to Heaven.

Rev 22:14 Blessed are they that do his commandments, that they may have right to the tree of life, and may enter in through the gates into the city.
Rev 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

I hope I have answered your questions.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

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its probably easier to move a mountain than to changes those guy believes

You got that right, friend.

John 10:28 And I give unto them eternal life; and they shall never perish, neither shall any man pluck them out of my hand.
John 10:29 My Father, which gave them me, is greater than all; and no man is able to pluck them out of my Father's hand.

We have been saved and we KNOW the truth. The Devils lies have now sway over us. You will not be able to pluck us out of God's hand.

Praise Jesus!

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Brother Habbo]

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I BELIEVE THAT GAYS CAN HAVE MARRIAGE.

Not as long as we keep electing so many anti-gay-rights theocratic religious conservatives to national office. That's why I'm voting for Mike Huckabee this Tuesday!

[Ahimaaz Smith]

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I hate to even ask, but what the piffle is an agnostic emo? You think you might hate your life, but you're not really sure?

I can help with this problem. If you don't think this is funny, you are emo:

[Brother Temperance]

Re: I am an agnostic emo

Well let's just say that faith in humanity has been down ever since I've known idiots like you roam the world.

Praise Jesus. You need to learn to only rely on God.

Somehow a message of "Peace on Earth, good will towards man" and a doctrine of forgiveness and second chances becomes a vessel of hate? Yeah, real Christlike, guys...

Have you ever read the Bible?

No I'm pretty sure whoever is up there would hate to see himself imagined and thought of as the way you guys are. I'm pretty sure he couldnt give a **** about the Wii, he probably doesnt even want know about it.

Do you know what omnipotent means?

Glad you see it my way.

Do you know what sarcasm is?

So the bible is the #1 source of scientific facts now? Silly me!

You're the one who claimed God was responsible for evilution. You're trying to mix faith and reason, which is like trying to mix oil and water. And then drinking the oil.

What does it have to do with me? I said woman should have the right to do it. It's their choice if they want to. Some book written hundreds of years ago, shouldn't have to stop them for making their own decision.

Great. If a Muslim wants to blow itself up on a bus, is that their decision as well?

Okay, let's say there is a nice young girl in college, who wishs to get a good career. She gets raped, and becomes pregnant. If she has the baby, she will have to drop out of college, loose the chance of getting her dream career, and work at 7/11 to pay for the baby.

If she was that nice, she wouldn't be going to college and trying to have a career in the first place.

There is some conservatives that allow gay marriage in their platforms.

That's an oxymoron. Anyone who supports faggishness is by definition not a proper conservative. A Rhino at best.

The constitution allows rights for the free people.

Where in the constitution does it guarantee the right to shove your tallywhacker up another man's behind and pretend to be normal? Which amendment is that?

Let me ask you a question. Why the hell does it matter to you, if a gay couple gets married? Seriously, it affects you in no way. And I'm sick of hearing excuses like "if da gayz get married, dere will b no ppl left!!!!111"

Friend, the gays and lesbians helped 9/11 to happen. Those aren't my words, they're Jerry Falwell's and Pat Robertson's words. And don't get me started on Hurricane Katrina. Do you really think gays should be allowed to go around causing hurricanes and get away with it?

1) What is your standpoint on the following religions: Judaism, Islam, and Hinduism. Do followers of those religions go to heaven or hell?

Hell, just like the Catholics.

2) What if someone has performed a lot of good deeds in his/her life. But that perosn is not a christian. Will he go to heaven or hell?

Doesn't make sense. Morality comes from God, so a non-Christian cannot do good deeds. If they appear to be acting altruistically, it must be because they think they're getting something out of it somehow.

3) Where do pets/other animals go when they die? They can't pray, or go to church.

They go in a burger. Then the burger goes in my mouth. Seriously, kitty heaven? What are you, 12 or something?

[Nobar King]

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I hate to even ask, but what the piffle is an agnostic emo? You think you might hate your life, but you're not really sure?

I can help with this problem. If you don't think this is funny, you are emo:

That is as pure a test as any I have ever seen, brother Smith. I laughed at that abomination and sure as Jesus I am not emo. I can't understand why they take everything so seriously. It's obviously a side effect of the new drugs the kids are taking these days. Who knows what it is, but I'm sure it's available at every high school in Texas.