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Old 06-21-2012, 02:55 AM
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"If you ever forget the LORD your God and follow other gods and worship and bow down to them, I testify against you today that you will surely be destroyed. Like the nations the LORD destroyed before you, so you will be destroyed for not obeying the LORD your God." Deut 8:19,20

"The Israelites persisted in all the sins of Jeroboam and did not turn away from them until the Lord removed them from his presence, as he had warned through all his servants the prophets. So the people of Israel were taken from their homeland into exile in Assyria, and they are still there." 2 Kings 17:22,23
It is time for True Christians™, true followers of Jesus Christ, to rise up and say NO to satan this November! As I prophetically shared last November, if God allowed the upcoming election for President to be between President Obama and Mitt Romney, it would truly be satan flipping a two-headed coin with his head on both sides!

President Obama has proven by his words and deeds to be a true enemy of God as detailed in James 4:4. He has been the most pro-death President in history, supporting the legalized slaughter of innocent babies here and around the world, he is a staunch advocate of the radical homosexual agenda, and he has been a great friend to the enemies of Israel. On every major spiritual issue of the day, President Obama has proven to be an enemy of God and a true tool of satan!

Former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney is a 5th generation member and a priest in the satanically inspired Mormon cult. He and others in his cult LIE when they claim to be Christians, since Mormon doctrine is 100% inconsistent with Biblical Christianity and a Mormon is no more a Christian than a Muslim is. He deceives people by saying he believes in "God" and "Jesus" is his savior, when the "god" of Romney's cult is NOT the God of the Bible, and their "jesus" is NOT the Jesus of the Bible. Romney and those in his cult believe the Bible to be a flawed and incomplete book and look at Biblical Christians as inferior and non-believers for rejecting the beliefs of their cult.

If President Obama is re-elected, his anti-American, socialist policies will continue, as will his attacks on True Christianity™ and Landover Baptist Church. He will continue to support abortion, homersexurality, the enemies of Israel. How can a true follower of Christ vote in good conscience for a coon who has proven to be a true enemy of God and His Word and will continue to be so in his next term?

If Mitt Romney is elected, he will be the fulfillment of his cult's polygamist, pedophile, racist, con artist, murdering founder Joseph Smith's "White Horse" prophecy that Romney and all Mormon's believe. That prophecy says that the United States will facing great economic and social unrest, a Mormon will be elected President, declare a national emergency and set aside the US Constitution and enact a Mormon theocracy. That may sound impossible, but ever since he was at BYU, Romney was called by his inner circle "the chosen one" to fulfill their cult's prophecy.

Aside from the 'White Horse" prophecy, Romney's cult is very aggressive in seeking converts to their beliefs. They have been preparing for the past year for a Romney Presidency, and conservative estimates are that over 1 million people in this country alone will become part of his cult without him having to ever say a word. Just by being the President, his cult will finally gain the mainstream acceptance they have never been able to attain. For Christians, that means 1 million plus people will buy into the lies of Romney's cult, die, and their souls burn in hell for all eternity! How can a true follower of Christ vote in good conscience for a man whose cult will help send 1 million plus souls to hell?

Sadly, most Christians are so appalled at President Obama's opposition to God on every major spiritual issue of the day, they are willing to put politics above souls. The justification is that Romney is the lesser of two evils. My friend, the lesser of two evils is still EVIL!

The problems in this nation are NOT political, they are spiritual. That is why NO politician can solve the real problems this nation faces! Do we have political problems that need to be addressed? Absolutely! However, until we deal with the spiritual problems this nation faces, nothing will ever change. The only hope is for this nation to have a "Nineveh Moment," where we repent of our sins and turn back to God and His Truth! We need the HOLY BIBLE as the law of the land, not some seccular constitution! Shout GLORY!!

This is not about politics, it is about THE ETERNAL SOULS OF MEN! A True Christian™ will NEVER put politics above souls, so please watch for any so-called Christian leader who endorses and supports either President Obama or Mitt Romney, since they are nothing but "hirelings" and NOT true men or women of God because they obviously don't care about souls! They are FALSE CHRISTIANS doing satan's bidding!


So who is a True Christian™ to vote for with a clear conscience? The answer is simple...JESUS!!!


I am encouraging true followers of Jesus Christ to say NO to satan and say YES to Jesus! This November, write in the name JESUS for President! The option will be several third party candidates. Sadly, no candidate outside of the two major parties have any chance at winning the election. So rather than vote for a third party candidate, write in the name of Jesus for President.

Your vote for JESUS is not helping President Obama get re-elected, nor is it helping Mitt Romney get elected, it is telling satan you will not be responsible for either of his tools becoming our next President! Men need to quit looking to men for answers, but to the Lord!

The fact is, God has taken His hand of blessing and protection from this nation for our gross sins and wickedness. How long could we slaughter 4,000 innocent babies every 24 hours, make a mockery of God's Holy Institution of Marriage and the Family, engage in every kind of sexual perversion, bow down and worship every false god and idol man has dreamed up in rebellion to his Creator, and arrogantly not expect God's wrath and punishment?

God started by allowing the economy to slip in disarray, we have chaos in our streets, and now God has allowed two tools of satan to face each other to see who would become the next leader of our nation. The great thing is that God is not done with His people! God still has a remnant who won't bow their knee to baal! It is time for God's people to rise up and take our stand for Him! It is time for our voice to be heard!

We can do that this November, taking a real stand for God and His Truth by writing in the name of JESUS for President. I assure you that if 1 million, 2 million, 10 million Christians make this symbolic statement for our faith, we will no longer be ignored. We have a chance to make a statement for our faith that the world will not be able to ignore! I am tired of satan having his way. It is time to lead our nation back to God and Biblical Truth, while leading the lost and hurting to faith in Jesus Christ!

The joo-run broadcast and cable television networks promote each day the agenda of satan whether it is the legalized killing of babies, the radical homersexural agenda, the destruction of God's Holy Institutions of marriage and the family, the false religion of Islam as well as any other cult, false religion, or new age philosophy, while they mock, demean, marginalize, and demonize men and women who believe the Bible to be God's inspired, inerrant Word, representing Absolute Truth and our final authority in all matters and have put their faith in Jesus Christ!


WE WILL NOT BE IGNORED OR SILENT ANY LONGER!!!

Will you pray about making your stand with me this November by writing in the name of JESUS for President???

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I love you and care about all of you True Christians™ so much. Please know that you will always be in my prayers, especially when you keep up with your Tithing. Please pray imprecatory prayers from Psalm 109 for whoever is our President in November, as God has instructed us to do. Now is the time, this is the moment! God may be done with this nation, but His people can make our stand for righteousness, say NO to satan, and help lead this nation back to the Almighty and His Truth!!!




WHAT MITT ROMNEY, GLENN BECK, AND ALL MORMONS BELIEVE BUT WILL NEVER ADMIT!!!
  • Their "god" was once a man like you and I and Mormon men believe they too can become "gods" in the afterlife.
  • Their "jesus" is NOT a deity but a created being from the sexual union of their god/man and Mary, is the brother of Lucifer, and is believed to have come to the US during his lifetime.
  • Joseph Smith, the founder of the Mormon cult 200 years ago, was a convicted con artist, as well as a polygamist, pedophile, racist and murderer.
  • The foundation of the Mormon cult were gold tablets an angel named "mormoni" supposedly led Smith to in the Catskill mountains, but were never produced by Smith.
  • Polygamy was only stopped in exchange for Utah becoming a state, but is still practiced by many Mormons and is taught to be part of their afterlife.
  • For nearly 150 years, the Mormon cult taught that ALL blacks were cursed, hence, a black Mormon male could not hold the highly regarded LDS Priesthood because of his dark skin, and since he could not hold this Priesthood, he could not enter the Mormon Temple.
  • Mormons believe Biblical Christians are inferior and lost.
  • Mormons believe that they can "baptize the dead" in order to have the lost get to their version of Heaven.
  • The Indians on the North American continent are believed to be a lost tribe of Israel who came to this continent on a boat from Israel, despite there being ZERO genetic proof for this absurd belief.
  • The Bible is viewed as a flawed and incomplete book, superseded by the writings of Smith, the Book of Mormon, a poor plagiarism of much of the Old Testament, the Pearl of Great Price, and the Doctrines and Covenants.
  • Joseph Smith was part of the Masonic cult and most of the Mormon "temple rituals" are identical to the rituals of the Masonic cult.
  • Much of true Mormonism is practiced in secret, out of the public eye, unlike Christianity that is practiced in the open with no secrecy involved.
  • Mormons blame the "creeds" of the early church for determining the deity of Christ, when in fact it is the Bible, all 66 books complete by 90 a.d., that teaches Christ was, is, and always will be GOD.
  • Mormons are taught "lying for the Lord" that enables them to lie to non-Mormons in order to advance the cause of their cult, such as claiming to be a Christian when Mormon doctrine is 100% inconsistent with Biblical Christianity.
  • Mormon women are excluded from the priesthood and her prepubescent son is more qualified to advise her than she is to advise him on spiritual matters.
  • Without being celestially married to a holder of the priesthood, a Mormon woman cannot be "saved.
  • In the temple marriage ceremony, Mormon women are given secret names known only to their husbands, for identification purposes, so their husbands can pull them through to "the other side" after death.
  • After death, while their husbands are creating and ruling over planets, Mormon women have the questionable honor of bearing his "spirit children" for eternity, or being an eternal incubator.

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Hear, Hear, Pastor Zeke. We're voting for Jesus.

And, we don't care who gets upset with us. With Jesus as our leader, we cannot fail.
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Hear, Hear, Pastor Zeke. We're voting for Jesus.

And, we don't care who gets upset with us. With Jesus as our leader, we cannot fail.
I think you'll admit: This is the perfect solution.
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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I think you'll admit: This is the perfect solution.
So correct, Pastor. We've had this dilemna about voting for the Mermaid. Now we don't have to.
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We could sign up prominent atheists, Jews, Mormons, and false Christians so they get the "important information" sent to them! Some of them might find Jesus on the way . . .
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Hm, my second name is Jesus. I think it is time to register for those votes.
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Hm, my second name is Jesus. I think it is time to register for those votes.
Like anyone would confuse an ugly Negro with Jesus, the Son of God!

I can't wait for you to start campaigning in the South.
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AMEN, AMEN, AMEN

No Christian should ever vote for the Muslim son of a Pedophile or the Celestial God-Child from the Planet Kolob.

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Hm, my second name is Jesus. I think it is time to register for those votes.
Your second name is "boy."
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I wholeheartedly endorse Pastor Ezekiel's plan for the coming November election. I would recommend that everyone mark their ballots with "Jesus Christ – Son of God" just to make sure that we don't accidentally wind up with a Mexican lettuce picker as president (although that would be preferable compared to our present predicament).

The Pastor's plan has some chance of significant success as presently 78.4 percent of Americans identify as "Christian" according to this recent study:

http://religions.pewforum.org/reports

Indeed, the prayers and votes of millions of Christ believing Americans might induce Jesus to come back and straighten out this Obama mess. Barring that, it is possible that the Electoral College will step up and recognize their Christian fiduciary responsibility and appoint a Christian as president. The other possibility is that the election will be up to the House of Representatives who will exercise their Christian duty to elect a Christian.
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I wholeheartedly endorse Pastor Ezekiel's plan for the coming November election. I would recommend that everyone mark their ballots with "Jesus Christ – Son of God" just to make sure that we don't accidentally wind up with a Mexican lettuce picker as president (although that would be preferable compared to our present predicament).

The Pastor's plan has some chance of significant success as presently 78.4 percent of Americans identify as "Christian" according to this recent study:

http://religions.pewforum.org/reports
Brother, Gallup recently found that more than half of Americans would vote for a God-mocking atheist sodomist! But they haven't even asked whether they would vote for JESUS.
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I committed myself to Jesus years ago. I know it's a bit early for voting season, but I just couldn't wait to put up our sign in our front yard!

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I think that voting for Jesus in all elections is a fine strategy...especially since we just got the five US Supreme Court justices on my company's payroll to rule that all votes for Jesus automatically go to the Republican candidate in any election. That's only fair, since we all know that Jesus was a Republican.

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Never let it be said that Landover Baptist Church is not on the side of Jesus. Our message is growing and starting to take hold as evidence by this story. Praise Jesus for Internet evangelist Bill Keller.

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An Internet evangelist who is advocating that Christians vote for Jesus as a write-in candidate says he has more than 200,000 people who have committed to do so….

Bill Keller, who runs LivePrayer.com and offers a daily devotional read by more than 2.4 million subscribers, said Christians face a difficult dilemma this November.

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“It is literally Satan flipping a two-headed coin with his head on both sides. How can a Christian in good conscience vote for President Obama, who has proven to be the most pro-baby killing, pro-radical homosexual, pro-enemy of Israel President in our nation’s history,“ Keller stated in a ”Vote for Jesus” campaign update.

“On the other hand, how can a Christian in good conscience vote for Mitt Romney, a 5th generation member and priest of the Satanic Mormon cult,” he added. “His Presidency would give his cult the mainstream acceptance they have always wanted since being founded 200 years ago by a documented con-artist, racist, pedophile, polygamist, and murderer named Joseph Smith.”
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http://www.christianpost.com/news/in...esident-77928/

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Voting for Obama is like voting for Satan.

If you play the catchy phrase "yes we can" backward it says ......

THANK YOU SATAN!




And, just look at that demonic smirk on his face.
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I can't wait for the election, when I can vote for Jesus!

One question: He was born in Bethlehem, everybody knows that. So how can He be eligible to be President? He's not a citizen.
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Romney is a Mormon (not a Christian).

Ryan is a Papist (not a Christian).

What we need is Christ in the Whitehouse! Vote Jesus or else!
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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I am excited about this plan!

Now, just in case some hippies wander on to tHe RV Park an ask:

(1 Will Jesus favor a flat tax?

2) What foreign policy experience does Jesus bring to the table?

I only ask because if I'm voting Jesus I'm in it to win it! This is not a protest vote, my intention is to bring Jesus all the way to the White House!

We need to hold a strategy meeting ASAP! We need a short list of running mates and a debate format that will favor our candidate!
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I am excited about this plan!

Now, just in case some hippies wander on to tHe RV Park an ask:

(1 Will Jesus favor a flat tax?

2) What foreign policy experience does Jesus bring to the table?

I only ask because if I'm voting Jesus I'm in it to win it! This is not a protest vote, my intention is to bring Jesus all the way to the White House!

We need to hold a strategy meeting ASAP! We need a short list of running mates and a debate format that will favor our candidate!
A strategy meeting ASAP about a running mate. Actually, we have quite a few people here at Landover Baptist Jesus would really like as a running mate.

I know there would be a lot of support for the famous, Pastor Zeke. And, his is someone with connections.
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