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  • Marshall
    Righteous and Patriotic
    Highest body count at the VFW
    True Christian™
    • Oct 2006
    • 3322

    #1

    Conjoined for Satan



    Friends, I see nothing good or heartwarming about a two headed person. This seems like an abomination to me.

    I see where it wants to get married and have children one day which is of course impossible. Imagine what happens when it gets pregnant! There would be TWO babies, four if it's twins.

    A job would be impossible because I'm sure it would demand two paychecks despite being one person with two heads, it would insist that it was an actual set of twins. A job teaching? Yeah right! Like this thing wouldn't be scary to a kid!

    Then there is the problem of marriage. Which head would be married and since there is only one genital it could be taken as rape by the unmarried head! How would that be resolved? This makes me dizzy just thinking about it!

    This shouldn't have happened. I wonder what the parents did to deserve such a thing happening? A two headed baby...horrifying!
    God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.
  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #2
    Re: Conjoined for Satan

    This is literally the most vile and disgusting of all human deformities. They should be hidden from site and the videos removed from youTube.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • Marshall
      Righteous and Patriotic
      Highest body count at the VFW
      True Christian™
      • Oct 2006
      • 3322

      #3
      Re: Conjoined for Satan

      Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
      This is literally the most vile and disgusting of all human deformities. They should be hidden from site and the videos removed from youTube.
      I agree and I tried but something about "rights" or something means it stays up. Glorifying such deformities makes Jesus wretch I'm sure of it.
      This is another example of how Secular medicine is going against Gods will and righteous judgment. This thing was supposed to be born, shock and disgust the parents and nurses, make the parents repent and fall to their knees begging Christ for forgiveness and then it was supposed to die leaving the parents truly sorry for whatever they did to make God do this to them.
      In the end everyone would have been stronger in the Lord and the next child would be loved twice as much and raised twice as correctly to avoid Jesus doing this sort of thing to them again.
      Instead, secular medicine has allowed this souless mutant to live past it's intended lifespan. Doctors shouldn't play God.
      God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78555

        #4
        Re: Conjoined for Satan

        This kind of thing does in fact make Jesus sick. The Bible is crystal clear on this point!



        Leviticus 21:17-23
        Whosoever ... hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God. For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous, Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded, Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken; No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the LORD made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God. ... Only he shall not go in unto the vail, nor come nigh unto the altar, because he hath a blemish; that he profane not my sanctuaries.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Professor Bessemer
          Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
          Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
          Darwin's Worst Nightmare
          True Christian™
          • May 2009
          • 2952

          #5
          Re: Conjoined for Satan

          I wanted to update you all on the state of this punishment from God. It is still alive unfortunately, and one of the heads is now engaged to an as yet unnamed pervert.

          Here is a more recent pic of the abomination that calls itself Abigail and Brittany Hensel.

          Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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          Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21

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          • TheLordSavedMe
            A young lady servicing the Lord
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2009
            • 579

            #6
            Re: Conjoined for Satan

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            It is soooo sad that their parents angered God soooooo much He made them be born like that!

            Because really, they are so pretty that it's sad that they have to live like that!

            And what if one gets married and the other doesn't? Is the one head that isn't married committing adultery if the husband of the other head "does it" to his wife?


            Tammi


            Girls, do you have embarrassing "problems" with your down there parts like I used to?
            Reverend Jim Osborne can help!



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            He is the Rock, his work is perfect: for all his ways are judgment: a God of truth and without iniquity, just and right is he. Deuteronomy 32-4

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            • Nobar King
              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
              Christ's Guardian
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2007
              • 23748

              #7
              Re: Conjoined for Satan

              Is there a way for me to hide this thread from my browser view? It really gives me the creeps.
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • Levi Jones
                Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                 
                • Jul 2009
                • 13930

                #8
                Re: Conjoined for Satan

                That is one of the most foul and disgusting things I have ever seen.

                Whoever is marrying that has to have some foul disgusting, as of yet unknown, fetish.
                Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                • Capt. Aaron Portway
                  One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                  Salvation from Above
                  God's Favorite Pilot™
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2008
                  • 6309

                  #9
                  Re: Conjoined for Satan

                  I agree with Brother Nobar. I'll have nightmares for sure tonight! The wrath of God is a frightening thing to behold!

                  That two-headed Hensel monster is a bit like a car wreck though, I'm repulsed but at the same time I can't look away.
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                  • Nobar King
                    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                    Christ's Guardian
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2007
                    • 23748

                    #10
                    Re: Conjoined for Satan

                    I'll be happy when this thread gets to the next page.
                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                    • Felicity
                      As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
                      True Christian™
                      • Apr 2010
                      • 4834

                      #11
                      Re: Conjoined for Satan

                      @Nobar King Then I will make you happy by going to page two.
                      I Jesus!

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                      • TheLordSavedMe
                        A young lady servicing the Lord
                        True Christian™
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 579

                        #12
                        Re: Conjoined for Satan

                        I wish I had a twin sister. Maybe not one that I shared a body with, but still.

                        I wonder if it's hard to sleep when you have two heads. What if the other head snores? And when they go #2, who's job is it to, you know, use the toilet paper?

                        Tammi


                        Girls, do you have embarrassing "problems" with your down there parts like I used to?
                        Reverend Jim Osborne can help!



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                        He is the Rock, his work is perfect: for all his ways are judgment: a God of truth and without iniquity, just and right is he. Deuteronomy 32-4

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                        • The Hand
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Mar 2010
                          • 419

                          #13
                          Re: Conjoined for Satan

                          Let's pray it doesn't breed.
                          May the call of Jihad be forever outshined, outmatched, and outlasted by the The LORD's Crusade, to the end of eternity and the extinction of mortal flesh. Let those who march against it in His name be as giants - pure of heart, strong of body, honored, invulnerable. May those warriors be burning stars in the firmament of battle, angels of death on shining wings, bringing swift annihilation to the enemies of CHRIST. Amen.

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                          • Rev. Jim Osborne
                            True Christian™ Televangelist
                            Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                            On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                            True Christian™
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 8622

                            #14
                            Re: Conjoined for Satan

                            This is definitely a sin. Here's the thing: Forgive me for being graphic but it is necessary. These twins share the same reproductive organs. There is only one vagina. Therefore by having sexual relations with one twin, the man would be having sex with the other twin (since that same vagina is the vagina of the other twin).

                            The Bible specifically warns against adultery. Just one of the many verses...

                            1st Corinthians 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,

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                            • Capt. Aaron Portway
                              One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                              Salvation from Above
                              God's Favorite Pilot™
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2008
                              • 6309

                              #15
                              Re: Conjoined for Satan

                              This thread reminded me of a movie I saw when I was an unsaved teen. It took me a while to find it because I couldn't remember the title. And then when I found it, the title was PERFECT for that Abby and Brittany Hensel abomination.



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                              God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



                              Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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