I'm considered around here to be a bit of an economics expert* and I'm sick and tired of out-of-touch blue-collar types scratching their visible buttcracks and claiming that Bush's economy is the worst ever. Not true! I'm going to show you some economic data that proves that, in every category, the economy has been worse at some particular point of history.
*(I was going to write "economics guru" or "economics wiz" but of course the Bible demands that gurus and wizards be put to death, so I'll settle with "expert".)
Oil prices:

See, it's not the worst ever. A barrel cost a whole dollar more during the 70's oil crisis. So QUIT YOUR WHINING!
Here's National Dept as a percentage of America's total wealth:

See, we were something like 20% more broke after World War 2. And that was just a little skirmish against a bunch of barely-armed amateurs, when compared to the dire threat we face from the near-invincible legions of the Islamofascist empire. So, QUIT YOUR WHINING!
Total debt:

Bush Jr. is NOT the biggest spending president of all time. Notice how the debt was rising much faster under Bush's father, Bush Senior. So, QUIT YOUR WHINING!
Inequality of Wealth:

All of you communists who believe that everyone should be the same, take note: things were more unequal during the Great Depression. At least, they were more unequal than in 1998. So, QUIT YOUR WHINING.
Got that, lazy people? QUIT YOUR WHINING!
*(I was going to write "economics guru" or "economics wiz" but of course the Bible demands that gurus and wizards be put to death, so I'll settle with "expert".)
Oil prices:

See, it's not the worst ever. A barrel cost a whole dollar more during the 70's oil crisis. So QUIT YOUR WHINING!
Here's National Dept as a percentage of America's total wealth:

See, we were something like 20% more broke after World War 2. And that was just a little skirmish against a bunch of barely-armed amateurs, when compared to the dire threat we face from the near-invincible legions of the Islamofascist empire. So, QUIT YOUR WHINING!
Total debt:

Bush Jr. is NOT the biggest spending president of all time. Notice how the debt was rising much faster under Bush's father, Bush Senior. So, QUIT YOUR WHINING!
Inequality of Wealth:

All of you communists who believe that everyone should be the same, take note: things were more unequal during the Great Depression. At least, they were more unequal than in 1998. So, QUIT YOUR WHINING.
Got that, lazy people? QUIT YOUR WHINING!
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