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  • Slutty Anti-Rape Shorts Deny Christians their Inheritance

    Satan struggles to thwart God's will by preventing victorious armies from raping conquered women. And he found a way to do this using the sluttiest looking pants he could find. Not that any woman should be wearing pants, which appertaineth unto men.

    God frequently requires His people to annihilate vast numbers of sinners at one time. When He commands this, He makes clear that they are not to pillage booty. Only to annex land and rape the bereaved virgin daughters. He makes this clear in the book of Judges, below:

    Judges 21:10-24
    King James Version (KJV)
    10 And the congregation sent thither twelve thousand men of the valiantest, and commanded them, saying, Go and smite the inhabitants of Jabeshgilead with the edge of the sword, with the women and the children.

    11 And this is the thing that ye shall do, Ye shall utterly destroy every male, and every woman that hath lain by man.

    12 And they found among the inhabitants of Jabeshgilead four hundred young virgins, that had known no man by lying with any male: and they brought them unto the camp to Shiloh, which is in the land of Canaan.

    13 And the whole congregation sent some to speak to the children of Benjamin that were in the rock Rimmon, and to call peaceably unto them.

    14 And Benjamin came again at that time; and they gave them wives which they had saved alive of the women of Jabeshgilead: and yet so they sufficed them not.

    15 And the people repented them for Benjamin, because that the Lord had made a breach in the tribes of Israel.

    16 Then the elders of the congregation said, How shall we do for wives for them that remain, seeing the women are destroyed out of Benjamin?

    17 And they said, There must be an inheritance for them that be escaped of Benjamin, that a tribe be not destroyed out of Israel.

    18 Howbeit we may not give them wives of our daughters: for the children of Israel have sworn, saying, Cursed be he that giveth a wife to Benjamin.

    19 Then they said, Behold, there is a feast of the Lord in Shiloh yearly in a place which is on the north side of Bethel, on the east side of the highway that goeth up from Bethel to Shechem, and on the south of Lebonah.

    20 Therefore they commanded the children of Benjamin, saying, Go and lie in wait in the vineyards;

    21 And see, and, behold, if the daughters of Shiloh come out to dance in dances, then come ye out of the vineyards, and catch you every man his wife of the daughters of Shiloh, and go to the land of Benjamin.

    22 And it shall be, when their fathers or their brethren come unto us to complain, that we will say unto them, Be favourable unto them for our sakes: because we reserved not to each man his wife in the war: for ye did not give unto them at this time, that ye should be guilty.

    23 And the children of Benjamin did so, and took them wives, according to their number, of them that danced, whom they caught: and they went and returned unto their inheritance, and repaired the cities, and dwelt in them.

    24 And the children of Israel departed thence at that time, every man to his tribe and to his family, and they went out from thence every man to his inheritance.
    While the Israelites did not have very many metal tools, today a soldier in God's army can easy hack these britches off a conquered female savage with a general issue M series bayonet to inspect her hymen. This shows that Satan is lashing out in desperation.

    Think of all the Shilohan women who would have burned in Hell for all eternity if they had not been raped by the Israelites long enough to develop Stockholm Syndrome. If Satan had deprived God of this important and historic means of spreading His doctrines, many savage peoples would have been deprived of the possibility of salvation, and there would be many more unconverted savages clicking at each other while they eat dinner with their hands today.
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    Re: Slutty Anti-Rape Shorts Deny Christians their Inheritance

    Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
    Think of all the Shilohan women who would have burned in Hell for all eternity if they had not been raped by the Israelites long enough to develop Stockholm Syndrome. If Satan had deprived God of this important and historic means of spreading His doctrines, many savage peoples would have been deprived of the possibility of salvation, and there would be many more unconverted savages clicking at each other while they eat dinner with their hands today.
    That's the problem today, Brother. People don't think of the Big Picture and instead focus on how certain events make them feel. Well, feelings are fleeting things, and as a woman I can tell you that they can change unexpectedly. However, Salvation is forever, and so is Hell. I know I would be very, very upset had someone not shared with me the Good News, even if it was under temporarily unpleasant circumstances.

    Thank you for bringing this to our attention. Surely the LORD is not ignorant of the feminists of this nation working in conjunction with Satan to remove the Will of God from this land. And because of that, we all suffer (2 Chronicles 7:14). It's a terrible thing, and so easily avoidable simply by abdicating our free will to the LORD, who alone knows what is best for us.
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      Re: Slutty Anti-Rape Shorts Deny Christians their Inheritance

      Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
      temporarily unpleasant circumstances.
      Christ taught us many things when His blood was spilled to appease His Father on Golgotha and fulfill the arbitrary blood sacrifices that God demanded from Israel. One of these is that even Jesus can blaspheme God under duress. Another, more relevantly, is that God is so merciful even the ultimate fulfilling blood sacrifice only has to last for three days, and is as fleeting as the chastity of an unsupervised woman. Unless of course you are a skeptic. Then you are damned to Hell:
      John 3:18
      King James Version (KJV)
      18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.
      The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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      • #4
        Re: Slutty Anti-Rape Shorts Deny Christians their Inheritance

        Men are twice as likely as women to be raped. Where are their anti-rape chinos? If these things are made and they work, the stats will skew even more against men—they might be three or four times more likely to be raped, and that's exactly what these harpies want. They want men to be raped. The thought of men being raped is the only thing on earth that can warm the glacial caverns between their legs.

        Also, this proves that all rapists are black. Like higher mammals, blacks hibernate during the winter months, so there's no need to make anti-rape pants.
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        • #5
          Re: Slutty Anti-Rape Shorts Deny Christians their Inheritance

          These "Anti-Rape Shorts" are never going to work. They are probably designed ny men who don't realize women are to stupid to operate these Anti-Rape Shorts. These girls will put them on and never be able to get them off again. Resulting in death by stupidity.
          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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          • #6
            Re: Slutty Anti-Rape Shorts Deny Christians their Inheritance

            If I ever get a girlfriend, my mom says it will be any day now, I will use one of these and never tell her the unlock code.
            Bob's mom: "Bob is 'special' and unemployed but otherwise a catch!"

            John 20:29: "...blessed are they that have not seen, and yet have believed."

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