4My beloved put in his hand by the hole of the door, and my bowels were moved for him.
*Tries to keep a straight face*..... *Face turns red*..... *Bursts out laughing* What the hell is wrong with your crazy book? I can just see someone using that as a Biblical come-on: "You're so hot I could just sh*t my pants!"
Can someone explain this verse to me? What the hell is that verse supposed to mean?
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Woe, you misguided creature, how very much the Lord would minister to your deepest reaches, if only you would let Him. You must know that there are passages in His Holy Word so mysterious, so full of spiritual content that the likes of you cannot begin to understand, being as youthfully fresh and innocent and ripe for learning as you are. Please meet me this afternoon behind the rectory and we'll discuss futher.
Can someone explain this verse to me? What the hell is that verse supposed to mean?
Woe, you misguided creature, how very much the Lord would minister to your deepest reaches, if only you would let Him. You must know that there are passages in His Holy Word so mysterious, so full of spiritual content that the likes of you cannot begin to understand, being as youthfully fresh and innocent and ripe for learning as you are. Please meet me this afternoon behind the rectory and we'll discuss futher.
-LL
Brother Lee, do your bowels move for Miss Undies?
You should be forewarned, she speaks <gasp> French.
But if God wrote the Bible and God is perfect and makes no mistakes, how could there be a spelling mistake in the Bible???
God didn't make any errors. Perhaps you're just reading it wrong. Remember, that the English is different than what is spoken now.
"If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do." (Leviticus 21:6-7)
I agree with you, dear Alie.....this shows that they found some very strange things appealing in the bible....
Better that the bowels are moved because of emotional hysteria than as in your case:
That they are constantly moved (unwillingly) due to incontinence brought on by too much sodomy.
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it. A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing. Proverbs 9:12-13
Alie??? In which case I also must warn you.....she does indeed bite very hard.
I happen to own a ball gag, and barbed-wire flogger for just such emergencies. If that isn't enough the stocks, and jumper cables should work just fine.
"If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do." (Leviticus 21:6-7)
I happen to own a ball gag, and barbed-wire flogger for just such emergencies. If that isn't enough the stocks, and jumper cables should work just fine.
Way to go Rev DeeDee!!!
I never would have thought...it's always the quiet ones, eh?
I agree with you, dear Alie.....this shows that they found some very strange things appealing in the bible....
Mr Lee......are you PROPOSITIONING Alie??? In which case I also must warn you.....she does indeed bite very hard.
How many times must this be explained. We are not interested in the sexual perversions practiced by you and your wiccaden/pagan/cat-skinning/baby-eating friends.
Quite plainly, your Godless friend is attempting to seduce Brother Larry. If the pair of you cannot lean to control your insatiable lusts on these boards, we will have to muzzle you.
Revelation 21:8But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
Revelation 21:8But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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