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Song of Solomon 5:4
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Can someone explain this verse to me? What the hell is that verse supposed to mean?
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*Tries to keep a straight face*..... *Face turns red*..... *Bursts out laughing* What the hell is wrong with your crazy book? I can just see someone using that as a Biblical come-on: "You're so hot I could just sh*t my pants!"
Can someone explain this verse to me? What the hell is that verse supposed to mean?This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN -
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Have you never had "butterflies in the stomach"?Originally posted by Undecided View Post
How vile for you to assume something vulgar was intended. There is nothing disgusting in God's Word!!
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Can someone explain this verse to me? What the hell is that verse supposed to mean?[/QUOTE]
Woe, you misguided creature, how very much the Lord would minister to your deepest reaches, if only you would let Him. You must know that there are passages in His Holy Word so mysterious, so full of spiritual content that the likes of you cannot begin to understand, being as youthfully fresh and innocent and ripe for learning as you are. Please meet me this afternoon behind the rectory and we'll discuss futher.
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Brother Lee, do your bowels move for Miss Undies?Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
You should be forewarned, she speaks <gasp> French.Comment
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I am Certain that the offensive Word in question is simply a mis-spelling of "bowls." Baking bowls, perhaps
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But if God wrote the Bible and God is perfect and makes no mistakes, how could there be a spelling mistake in the Bible???This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMINComment
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Honestly! The ridiculous things that enter your female brains!Originally posted by Undecided View Post
Gibberish like this illustrates exactly why all women need a Godly man to guide and subjugate them.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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God didn't make any errors. Perhaps you're just reading it wrong. Remember, that the English is different than what is spoken now.Originally posted by Undecided View Post"If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
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I agree with you, dear Alie.....this shows that they found some very strange things appealing in the bible....
Mr Lee......are you PROPOSITIONING Alie??? In which case I also must warn you.....she does indeed bite very hard.
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Better that the bowels are moved because of emotional hysteria than as in your case:Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
I agree with you, dear Alie.....this shows that they found some very strange things appealing in the bible....
That they are constantly moved (unwillingly) due to incontinence brought on by too much sodomy.
You vile harlot, you make Jesus puke!
Last edited by SalvationSeeker; 02-27-2007, 05:41 AM.If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
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I happen to own a ball gag, and barbed-wire flogger for just such emergencies. If that isn't enough the stocks, and jumper cables should work just fine.Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View PostAlie??? In which case I also must warn you.....she does indeed bite very hard."If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
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Way to go Rev DeeDee!!!Originally posted by Rev. Dr. Davidson View Post
I never would have thought...it's always the quiet ones, eh?
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How many times must this be explained. We are not interested in the sexual perversions practiced by you and your wiccaden/pagan/cat-skinning/baby-eating friends.Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
I agree with you, dear Alie.....this shows that they found some very strange things appealing in the bible....
Mr Lee......are you PROPOSITIONING Alie??? In which case I also must warn you.....she does indeed bite very hard.
Quite plainly, your Godless friend is attempting to seduce Brother Larry. If the pair of you cannot lean to control your insatiable lusts on these boards, we will have to muzzle you.Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.Comment
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The Bible itself makes plain that God's ways are beyond the comprehension of arrant sinners. What would you expect?Originally posted by Undecided View Post
To those of us who are Saved© and basking in the glory of the Lord's favour, all will be revealed. While hellbound wickedans like yourself and Van Hellsinker will be shrieking and writhing in the Lake of Fire.Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.Comment
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