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Ima post a link so you don't have to go lookin for yo damn Bible: http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/...22&version=KJV
A'ight, so Ehud wuz strapped with a big-ass shiv, and got the King all by hisself. Now this king was a fat mother f**ker. Ehud sez, listen up, I gots a message from GOD, bee-otch, and shoves that shiv up into that king's fat gut, and that nasty fat closed all around that shit, and he couldn't pull it back out.
Peace Out, Homies!
A'ight, so Ehud wuz strapped with a big-ass shiv, and got the King all by hisself. Now this king was a fat mother f**ker. Ehud sez, listen up, I gots a message from GOD, bee-otch, and shoves that shiv up into that king's fat gut, and that nasty fat closed all around that shit, and he couldn't pull it back out.
Peace Out, Homies!