[Hubert Hope]

Re: Women

Who cares what he likes to eat, it's 2010, order whatever he likes online! What matters is that the sex is great! Men are simple beings. All they need is great food, great sex and respect.

How many Men did you fed and had sex with, Harlot?

[Dutch Girl]

Re: Women

All this talk of egg salad is making me worried. I always thought men loved pie the most. I've been perfecting my pie making skills, so that when I am married my husband would be greatly pleased. If he prefers egg salad over pie, I will never be able to make him happy. I'm severly allergic to eggs.

Who cares what he likes to eat, it's 2010, order whatever he likes online! What matters is that the sex is great! Men are simple beings. All they need is great food, great sex and respect.

[Sister Pamela Thompson]

Re: Women

All this talk of egg salad is making me worried.

I always thought men loved pie the most. I've been perfecting my pie making skills, so that when I am married my husband would be greatly pleased. If he prefers egg salad over pie, I will never be able to make him happy. I'm severly allergic to eggs.

[Widows Son]

Re: Women

I was upset today cause the woman in the house refused to finish cleaning the dishes from the mediocre eggsalad she made.

Perhaps for Christmas you could buy her a nigra wench to do the dishes?

You need a new wife to make better egg salad. Go to your nearest High School and find the girl who comes top in Domestic Science. Rape her. You will have to marry her and pay her father 50 silver shekels (Deuteronomy 22:28-29), but it's worth it for a decent egg salad.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Women

No He is not. In English the pronoun for deity is He, not he, she or even She. This is further evidence, if evidence were needed, of the folly of giving women an education.

You have dishonoured your husband. Hopefully his other wives can honour him properly.

I also have a BSc and a BBA, I use my degrees to run the household, educate my boys and to run my dog breeding and training business.

You have no idea what you are speaking about. Read Proverbs 31 (linked in my signature) and tell me that the scripture describes a woman who never leaves her kitchen.

[Widows Son]

Re: Women

I have an education, [ . . . ] God IS a male afterall!

No He is not. In English the pronoun for deity is He, not he, she or even She. This is further evidence, if evidence were needed, of the folly of giving women an education.

You have dishonoured your husband. Hopefully his other wives can honour him properly.

[Seth Campbell]

Re: Women

Do you even know what blasphemy is?

Also, making bad egg salad is not beatable offense. A simple over the knee spanking would suffice.

I would make her eat all of the horrible egg salad and take the boys out for dinner.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Women

I was upset today cause the woman in the house refused to finish cleaning the dishes from the mediocre eggsalad she made. I let her know the error of her blasphemous ways

Do you even know what blasphemy is?

Also, making bad egg salad is not beatable offense. A simple over the knee spanking would suffice.

[CaptainFool]

Re: Women

I was upset today cause the woman in the house refused to finish cleaning the dishes from the mediocre eggsalad she made. I let her know the error of her blasphemous ways

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: Women

hmmm how should I put this delicately....

Men screw up the world a hell of a lot more then woman do. ( WWI and WWII where both caused by man, men commit more crimes then woman do, and If Aden was so great and smart then why was he tricked by a "stupid" "lowly" woman like Eve?)

Woman are the ones that bring babies into the world, if men where so great god would have given that gift to them...( the bible says the pain of childbirth was the cures not the act itself)

Men wrote the bible so they put their own sexiest views in their...

Guess what, you treat your woman just like the Muslims do, so you are what you hate.

go shove your sexiest out of date views where the sun don't shine. Like it or not woman will be running this county one day in there is not on Heaven or Hell that can stop it.

I have no idea what you are ranting about. I have an education, I have a career as many of we women here do. Just as MANY women in the Bible had careers. Not all women stayed at home and tended to domestic duties.


Of course a Male authored the Bible, I mean, God IS a male afterall!

I also hope that one day a woman runs America! Sister Palin will do a great job in fixing all of that nigra Obama's mistakes!

YIC

Phebe Carlyle.

[handmaiden]

Re: Women

hmmm how should I put this delicately....


go shove your sexiest out of date views where the sun don't shine. Like it or not woman will be running this county one day in there is not on Heaven or Hell that can stop it.

That's not putting anything delicately. Essentially you have come onto OUR forum, which we clearly indicated is about proclaiming the truth words of the Bible, and you have told us to take a centuries old, sacred text and its instructions and insert it into our rectums.

Unlike yourself, my anterior orifice is unaccustomed to having objects of any size or shaped inserted into it.

Furthermore, as anyone who can turn on a television will tell you, the woman running this country will be a servant of the Lord.

She will turn back this nation from its sinful ways. She will do everything in her power to limit access to birth control, appoint judges who will make abortion a crime and make women filing rape complaints pay for the gathering of evidence needed to support their claims.

When that day comes, we women will be wise to follow the Lord's holy ordinance on how we must conduct ourselves.



Portentiously Yours,

Handmaiden

[SpiritedScholar]

Re: Women

Did you actually read it?

WOMAN

• She will do him good and not evil
• She seeketh wool, and flax,
• worketh willingly with her hands
• she bringeth her food from afar.
• She riseth also while it is yet night,
• giveth meat to her household, and a portion to her maidens.
• She considereth a field, and buyeth it:
• with the fruit of her hands she planteth a vineyard.
• She perceiveth that her merchandise is good:
• She layeth her hands to the spindle,
• She is not afraid of the snow
• She maketh herself coverings of tapestry
• She maketh fine linen, and selleth it;
• delivereth girdles unto the merchant.
• She looketh well to the ways of her household,
• eateth not the bread of idleness.

MAN

• The heart of her husband doth safely trust in her
• Her husband is known in the gates, when he sitteth among the elders of the land.
• her husband also, and he praiseth her

I'm really not understanding how you can say that this means that men should be sharing the housework and all the other stuff that femnazi's claim "equality" means.

The Bible is very clear that the woman may manage the household but the man is the CEO.

So, essentially, women are allowed to work, make their share of the household income, contribute their half of the relationship, while the man praises her for her hard work? That's what your paraphrase looks like.

[Apollo Night]

Re: Women

hmmm how should I put this delicately....

Men screw up the world a hell of a lot more then woman do. ( WWI and WWII where both caused by man, men commit more crimes then woman do, and If Aden was so great and smart then why was he tricked by a "stupid" "lowly" woman like Eve?)

Woman are the ones that bring babies into the world, if men where so great god would have given that gift to them...( the bible says the pain of childbirth was the cures not the act itself)

Men wrote the bible so they put their own sexiest views in their...

Guess what, you treat your woman just like the Muslims do, so you are what you hate.

go shove your sexiest out of date views where the sun don't shine. Like it or not woman will be running this county one day in there is not on Heaven or Hell that can stop it.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Women

do you not have opinions? why should you destroy mine because they are different from yours?

How have I "destroyed" your opinions? I told you what the Bible says, this is a CHRISTIAN site, in case you haven't noticed.

Oh, and did you bother to read the NOOBS READ THIS FIRST thread, you would have noticed that this is not a debate forum.

[Theprinceamongmen]

Re: Women

We're not slaves. God has punished women because Eve fell for the serpents lies. As children we must obey our parents (as male children must) and once we are married we must obey our husbands. Really is it too much to ask that you know SOMETHING about the Bible before telling us how wrong it is?

do you not have opinions? why should you destroy mine because they are different from yours?