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  • Rachael Van Helsing
    HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
    • Sep 2006
    • 5131
    #16
    Re: God Hates Bestiality!

    Fine, fine, but that still doesn't explain how Zeke...HEY!!!! I do NOT wear a bear-sized tutu and nor, I'm sure, does Lilith!
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      • lilith
        Night Hag
        • Sep 2006
        • 1232
        #17
        Re: God Hates Bestiality!

        Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
        You borrowed it from her, it dropped out of your handbag on the way to work, was swept up by the wind and landed in the harbor. A passing dolphin got stuck in it and thus brightly colored, was eaten by an Orca. The Orca defecated it into the ocean and it was caught in the net of a Japanese fishing boat. The near-sighed japanese sailors thought it was a yellowfin tuna and auctioned it off but no one bought it.

        Oh my,Pastor Al. Methinks you doth protesteth too much.

        The last time I saw a pink tutu,it contained...well..shall we just say a well known pastor from Landover.
        (Who should remain nameless...but his initial is "A".)
        And given that Zeke is known to have worn...unusual attire in the past (including fluffy PINK handcuffs),then it's not too difficult out WHO has the tutu....though possibly somewhat...um..bedraggled & stained.
        In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.

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          • Brother Temperance
            Senior Usher
            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
            A very nice young man
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 15621
            #18
            Re: God Hates Bestiality!

            Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
            Well bears don't just 'disappear' from the circus, BJ, and they don't 'just disappear' still wearing a pink tutu either.
            No, but loud-mouthed witches do just "disappear" from the woods.
            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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              • Daisy Mae Johnson
                The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 15708
                #19
                Re: God Hates Bestiality!

                Originally posted by lilith View Post
                (including fluffy PINK handcuffs)
                Heeeeey, who told you about those?
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                  • Mrs. Rogers
                    compassion personified
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 2692
                    #20
                    Re: God Hates Bestiality!

                    Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                    It's Lilith's.
                    This thread has taken a very disturbing turn, Pastor. So Lilith dresses up in a circus tutu for her "clients" ... I imagine she dons a bear suit also, such is the depths of her depravity.

                    Lilith is a furry, and her Ruskie regulars commit the sin of bestiality whenever they fornicate with her. However, we shouldn't rush to judgement of vodka-blinded Ukrainian men; Lilith in a bear suit is practically indistinguishable from Ruskie women - except they tend to wear potato sacks instead of tutus.
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