[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: God Hates Cripples

Well I'm not at your church now, am I?

Don't talk back to me boy. This is God's favorite forum, and a direct extension of our church. You are not welcome here.

[Myron Pollard]

Re: God Hates Cripples

Well I'm not at your church now, am I?

Get out of your cripple chair and stop wasting Americas resources.If it is God’s will that you should not walk, then crawl like the snake that you are.Praise Jesus

[IAmFool]

Re: God Hates Cripples

Get out of your cripple chair and stop wasting Americas resources.If it is God’s will that you should not walk, then crawl like the snake that you are.Praise Jesus

I'm not crippled...

[IAmFool]

Re: God Hates Cripples

Don't talk back to me boy. This is God's favorite forum, and a direct extension of our church. You are not welcome here.

Real mature, Zeke.

[IAmFool]

Re: God Hates Cripples

Real mature, Zeke.

I'm not ranting, I just don't understand why curiosity constitutes such animosity.

[i_love_gay_people]

Re: God Hates Cripples

Hey, God here. You got it all wrong. First of all, I don't hate cripples, in fact, I love them. I mean, they're the nicest people in the world. And who ever said this is my favorite site? I fucking love 4chan, have you been there? It's hilarious.

[i_love_gay_people]

Re: God Hates Cripples

Who do you think are to censor the word of God? I wrote f-u-c-k-i-n-g, not piffling or whatever. You will not be saved when the time comes.

[Striving4Salvation]

Re: God Hates Cripples

Who do you think are to censor the word of God? I wrote f-u-c-k-i-n-g, not piffling or whatever. You will not be saved when the time comes.

Us true Christians will be saved. We are of a pure mind and heart. We'll pray for you.

[Tertius The Scribe]

Re: God Hates Cripples

Who do you think are to censor the word of God? I wrote f-u-c-k-i-n-g, not piffling or whatever. You will not be saved when the time comes.

Who do YOU think YOU are to pretend you're God? We follow every word in the AV1611 KJV Bible! And YOU, you Queeropean fag, desperately need to read what is written there!

[Myron Pollard]

Re: God Hates Cripples

Who do you think are to censor the word of God? I wrote f-u-c-k-i-n-g, not piffling or whatever. You will not be saved when the time comes.

Matthew 12:31 ...Wherefore I say unto you, All manner of sin and blasphemy shall be forgiven unto men: but the blasphemy against the Holy Ghost shall not be forgiven unto men.

[Tertius The Scribe]

Re: God Hates Cripples

Us true Christians will be saved. We are of a pure mind and heart. We'll pray for you.

And who are you?

Please make yourself an introduction thread!

[i_love_gay_people]

Re: God Hates Cripples

How dare you question my authority? I am the true God and you are the one who is wrong. The Bible is wrong, Jesus was not a prophet, and no religion has it 100% right. I watched people make the Bible and it made me laugh, so I let it go, I never intended for it to get this out of hand. Even though that whole Noah's arc thing is bullshit, it's a pretty good idea. I think I might need to start over. It should start raining soon. Enjoy Hell, asshole.

[angels]

Re: God Hates Cripples

How dare you question my authority? I am the true God and you are the one who is wrong. The Bible is wrong, Jesus was not a prophet, and no religion has it 100% right. I watched people make the Bible and it made me laugh, so I let it go, I never intended for it to get this out of hand. Even though that whole Noah's arc thing is bullshit, it's a pretty good idea. I think I might need to start over. It should start raining soon. Enjoy Hell, asshole.

I try not to get angry anymore. But this has made me so annoyed.
How dare you imitate The Lord. Who gives you the right to come here and insult The Pastor, the members and mock The Bible?,
People like you will learn the hard way, you will burn in the fires of Hell. And I for one hope you see the error of your ways boy. But by then it will be too late, Satan will already have you.

[branch]

Re: God Hates Cripples

Hi Guys!

Nice to be on here again, I have one thing to say. at that is how you came to pass as the landover bapist church, you version of the bible was written in 1620. so with all that time that has passed. How can expect your copy to be true.

and whats funny is, your church is seen as false by real people, a simple parody.
The fictional Landover Baptist Church is a parody of fundamentalist, Independent Baptist churches and Biblical literalism. The church is supposedly located on a 35-acre (140,000 m2) campus in Freehold. The fictitious church grants all authority to its Pastor Deacon Fred Smith, in accordance with its interpretation of Romans 13.
The church claims to have 28 paid pastors, 412 full time staff members, 11 fully-equipped chapels, 7 sanctuaries, a 100,000 seat amphitheater, 12 television studios, 2 radio stations, an academy, a university, 2 gated communities, 27 developments, 3 office parks, as well as a shopping mall, amusement park, golf course, retirement community, foundation, fire and police department, circus camp, resort center, retreat center, and a number of fitness centers, swimming pools, hot springs, and cemeteries.

and your King james bible was created during the english civil war. a time of religious turmoil. The Jews were the origins of religion not you. My older Brother is sick of your slanderous comments against me. he is a huge man and will deal mans judgement against you and will hit you so hard he will put you back up your Mothers Cunt.

My Brother says "if I was sitting next to you in a room I would make you a Cripple, that would be my work, because this is the real world, and shit happens. most of you still live with your mum, or enjoy wanking your old man off!" Because what I have seen of you and your texts, agaisnt my little brother, who I love so dearly I would rip your head off and shit in your mouth and skull fuck you. If your were in the UK you would be dead.
Or maybe a nice big warehouse full of me and my boys, and couple of rottweilers and a pit with you chained up. And then see if your precious God will save you! Because I wont, I will laugh at your pain.

One final thing, as you quote from the bible, you are just like the Taliban who quote every argument from the Quarn. Funny that.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: God Hates Cripples

And once again we find that those masquerading about being "peaceful and tolerant" are really horribly violent and crude once we manage to tear down all their ill-conceived arguments. Do shut up.