[branch]

Re: God Hates Cripples

god doesnt exsist, your just rather inbred. from the deep south, i bet you dad touched you where you wee, on more than one occasion. thats why you are such a fucking rubout. i think (along with everyone else in the world) that you should all be buried and forgot about, seriously. please tell me when your going to be england, il book some time off (from my real job, with real people, yes they do exist outside of la-la land) and come and talk you down with real intelligence based on FACTS. Not a book that was written over 2000 years, with a sole purpose of establishing simple rules in a society (2000 years ago, not that advanced if you know what i mean, they didnt have ipods or general rule) and also an excellent way of extracting money and brainwashing inbreds (simple minded people, that you by the way)
come on cheer up god loves everyone, so do the teletubbies, but we all know they are not that real.
please post back if you are a little confused by basic facts

peace and love

Matthew Branch
aka. a real person with real thoughts.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: God Hates Cripples

And once again we find that those masquerading about being "peaceful and tolerant" are really horribly violent and crude once we manage to tear down all their ill-conceived arguments. Do shut up.

[branch]

Re: God Hates Cripples

Hi Guys!

Nice to be on here again, I have one thing to say. at that is how you came to pass as the landover bapist church, you version of the bible was written in 1620. so with all that time that has passed. How can expect your copy to be true.

and whats funny is, your church is seen as false by real people, a simple parody.
The fictional Landover Baptist Church is a parody of fundamentalist, Independent Baptist churches and Biblical literalism. The church is supposedly located on a 35-acre (140,000 m2) campus in Freehold. The fictitious church grants all authority to its Pastor Deacon Fred Smith, in accordance with its interpretation of Romans 13.
The church claims to have 28 paid pastors, 412 full time staff members, 11 fully-equipped chapels, 7 sanctuaries, a 100,000 seat amphitheater, 12 television studios, 2 radio stations, an academy, a university, 2 gated communities, 27 developments, 3 office parks, as well as a shopping mall, amusement park, golf course, retirement community, foundation, fire and police department, circus camp, resort center, retreat center, and a number of fitness centers, swimming pools, hot springs, and cemeteries.

and your King james bible was created during the english civil war. a time of religious turmoil. The Jews were the origins of religion not you. My older Brother is sick of your slanderous comments against me. he is a huge man and will deal mans judgement against you and will hit you so hard he will put you back up your Mothers Cunt.

My Brother says "if I was sitting next to you in a room I would make you a Cripple, that would be my work, because this is the real world, and shit happens. most of you still live with your mum, or enjoy wanking your old man off!" Because what I have seen of you and your texts, agaisnt my little brother, who I love so dearly I would rip your head off and shit in your mouth and skull fuck you. If your were in the UK you would be dead.
Or maybe a nice big warehouse full of me and my boys, and couple of rottweilers and a pit with you chained up. And then see if your precious God will save you! Because I wont, I will laugh at your pain.

One final thing, as you quote from the bible, you are just like the Taliban who quote every argument from the Quarn. Funny that.

[angels]

Re: God Hates Cripples

How dare you question my authority? I am the true God and you are the one who is wrong. The Bible is wrong, Jesus was not a prophet, and no religion has it 100% right. I watched people make the Bible and it made me laugh, so I let it go, I never intended for it to get this out of hand. Even though that whole Noah's arc thing is bullshit, it's a pretty good idea. I think I might need to start over. It should start raining soon. Enjoy Hell, asshole.

I try not to get angry anymore. But this has made me so annoyed.
How dare you imitate The Lord. Who gives you the right to come here and insult The Pastor, the members and mock The Bible?,
People like you will learn the hard way, you will burn in the fires of Hell. And I for one hope you see the error of your ways boy. But by then it will be too late, Satan will already have you.

[i_love_gay_people]

Re: God Hates Cripples

How dare you question my authority? I am the true God and you are the one who is wrong. The Bible is wrong, Jesus was not a prophet, and no religion has it 100% right. I watched people make the Bible and it made me laugh, so I let it go, I never intended for it to get this out of hand. Even though that whole Noah's arc thing is bullshit, it's a pretty good idea. I think I might need to start over. It should start raining soon. Enjoy Hell, asshole.