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  • #76
    Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments

    Ha ha ha ha!!!

    Cheers for this Ricky although you didn't mention the funniest part 'In some cases you can keep the girls alive for raping.' I LOL at all the points in the opening post.

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    • #77
      Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments

      Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
      Friend, you can't prove a negative.

      We just know. Jesus knows. That's enough for us.

      Now can we get back on topic please?
      You have just insulted me, my family, my elders, my authority, and everyone else in the country that I love. I think that you should just answer the question.

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      • #78
        Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments

        Originally posted by Anderson_son_son View Post
        Ha ha ha ha!!!

        Cheers for this Ricky although you didn't mention the funniest part 'In some cases you can keep the girls alive for raping.' I LOL at all the points in the opening post.
        The Bible is not funny. Everything we post is word for word from the Bible. That means straight from God. It is not funny!
        Matthew:
        5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
        5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
        10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
        10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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        • #79
          Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments

          Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
          The Bible is not funny. Everything we post is word for word from the Bible. That means straight from God. It is not funny!
          Oh, so now God thinks Europeans discard Him.
          Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 12-04-2009, 02:02 PM. Reason: satanic link deleted

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          • #80
            Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments

            Originally posted by yak View Post
            You have just insulted me, my family, my elders, my authority, and everyone else in the country that I love. I think that you should just answer the question.
            Where did I insult you Jacob?
            Psalm 81:10:
            I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
            open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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            • #81
              Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments

              Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
              Where did I insult you Jacob?
              Because aparently God hates all Europeans

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              • #82
                Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments

                Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                Where did I insult you Jacob?
                Jacob?

                I thought he sounded like a damned joo.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • #83
                  Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  Jacob?

                  I thought he sounded like a damned joo.
                  Why are you still insulting me?

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                  • #84
                    Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments

                    Originally posted by yak View Post
                    Why are you still insulting me?
                    So it's an insult to assume you're a joo?

                    Maybe there's hope for you yet.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • #85
                      Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      Jacob?

                      I thought he sounded like a damned joo.
                      Well, maybe it's not his real name.

                      Yak, I am, as you can see, Director of European Evangelical Outreach. I am based in Europe to try to convert people to True Christianity(TM).

                      Do you know how many people I have converted in the last 3 years?

                      NONE

                      ZERO

                      That's how many. At one point the Pastors here thought that I wasn't even trying, and my grants have been taken away a few times. So I try even HARDER. Result? Zilch. Nada. Niente. Nop. One guy got so angry he turned into a mooselimb.

                      So, my friend, I know first hand that Europeans don't accept Baby Jesus.
                      Psalm 81:10:
                      I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                      open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                      • #86
                        Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        So it's an insult to assume you're a joo?

                        Maybe there's hope for you yet.
                        Any assumation or judgement not based on fact is an insult.

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                        • #87
                          Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments

                          Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                          The Bible is not funny. Everything we post is word for word from the Bible. That means straight from God. It is not funny!
                          It is!

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                          • #88
                            Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments

                            Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                            Well, maybe it's not his real name.

                            Yak, I am, as you can see, Director of European Evangelical Outreach. I am based in Europe to try to convert people to True Christianity(TM).

                            Do you know how many people I have converted in the last 3 years?

                            NONE

                            ZERO

                            That's how many. At one point the Pastors here thought that I wasn't even trying, and my grants have been taken away a few times. So I try even HARDER. Result? Zilch. Nada. Niente. Nop. One guy got so angry he turned into a mooselimb.

                            So, my friend, I know first hand that Europeans don't accept Baby Jesus.
                            No offence, but if you were insulting me(like most people on this site) instead of trying to convert me, I'd walk away from you aswell.

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                            • #89
                              Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments

                              Originally posted by yak View Post
                              Any assumation or judgement not based on fact is an insult.
                              That why we call it Salvation by Faith(tm)

                              John 20:29 Jesus saith unto him, Thomas, because thou hast seen me, thou hast believed: blessed are they that have not seen, and yet have believed.
                              A wise man’s heart inclines him to the right, but a fool’s heart to the left. (Ecclesiastes 10:2)

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                              • #90
                                Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments

                                Originally posted by yak View Post
                                Any assumation or judgement not based on fact is an insult.
                                That doesn't make sense at all. First, assumation isn't even a word.

                                How about this: English have good dentists.
                                It's a judgment, and isn't true or based on fact, but how is it an insult?
                                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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