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Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments

Ricky Gervais has some interesting things to say on the religious lunacy displayed on this forum. Perhaps you ignorant god fearing bovine loons should check out his latest audiobook (Law and Order) and listen to what he has to say.
Or....you could continue to stare into your Bible and drool.

I read a far bit and enjoy Lord Of The Rings, but I'm pretty sure it's fiction, much like the fairy tales in the Bible.


Whatever floats your boat.

[eliot mayfield]

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what about forgiveness?
surely if you were to get biblical law in the USA you would choose to forgive rather than kill?

I would follow the Bible, that's what biblical law means!

[Pastor Rune Enoe]

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Well missy, you shouldn't be thinking about seed () in the first place, but for the other unwashed who refuse to read their Bibles:

And lest some Smorgasbord Christian should accuse us of only quoting form the Old Testament:

Mark 9:43 And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched:

That's sweet Baby Jesus talking directly to you: Cut it off.

[Wide-Open]

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I was just wondering where a man spilling his seed on the ground sat, in that general ranking scheme.

Well missy, you shouldn't be thinking about seed () in the first place, but for the other unwashed who refuse to read their Bibles:

Genesis 38:10
And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also.

Easy: God kills you dead when you play with your pee-pee. PRAISE!

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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I was just wondering where a man spilling his seed on the ground sat, in that general ranking scheme.

vw

That's commandment 6: Thou shalt not kill.

What Christians believe about Abortion:

The Bible clearly states that Life begins BEFORE conception.

Before I formed you in the womb, I knew you. -Jeremiah 1:5, and Psalm 139:13

Life begins at the time sperm are created. This why God put Onan to death for using birth control:

Genesis 38:9-10:

And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest he should give seed to his brother.

And the thing which he did displeased the LORD; therefore He slew him also.

If we were to believe that life begins at conception, sins like masturbation and birth-control would be acceptable. However, life begins BEFORE conception, so they are not.

Loophole: Note that while human life begins before conception, Jewish life begins one month after birth:

In Leviticus 27:6 a monetary value was placed on jewish children, but not until they reached one month old (any younger had no value). Full Chapter
Likewise, Numbers 3:15:

"Count the Levites by their families and clans. Count every male a month old or more."

[virginWhore]

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I was just wondering where a man spilling his seed on the ground sat, in that general ranking scheme.

vw

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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I have no idea who Rick Gervais is, and I have no idea why we should care what a God-hating Frenchy like him has to say on the subject of scripture unless it's to fall to his knees and beg Jesus for forgiveness for a lifetime of sin and arrogance towards America.
That said, if his "ooh la la ou est le senorita sacre blue mon amigo" ramblings backfire on him and help drive people into God's loving arms, then it's yet another pebble in the mountain of proof that the Lord works actual, real miracles even through those who reject Him! GLORY!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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[...]

Do you really want society to follow these rules?

Duh! Of course, We want to enter God's Kingdom.

What have the children done?

Does it matter what the children have done? Read the Bible. When you are holed up and your enemies are starving you into surrender, you eat your children. Simple really.

[Brother V]

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Dear world.

This is the forum and the post that was mentioned in "The Ricky Gervais Guide To... LAW and Order".

You are not invited here, please go away.

Thank You.

YIC
Brother V

[Ofc. Don W. Richards]

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As a True Christian Officer of the Law, I endorse complete enforcement on the Ten Commandments in the United States.

God is who made this country great, and as we can see, as we turn our back on his laws, everything goes down the tubes.

I think that one day, we will be able to refer to the Holy Bible as our national law book. Keep voting Republican!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Firstly, can I say that I am of the opinion that people should be allowed to have their own beliefs and faith.

And here lies the path to damnation! Is it not written, "Thous shalt have no gods before me"?

I am not here to post messages about people should think, or what they should do.

Yet that is what you have just done! You condemn humanity to endless torture in the darkness of the pits of Hell and you think that a fluffy-bunny, "let's all hug a tree" statement like that excuses you?

Sir, you disgust me!

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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Can you point out verse by verse if they weren meant metaphorically or not?

Ah yes....2000 years of the complete Bible and the metaphor-megawhores still haven't given us their guide that points out which parts of the Bible are metaphorical and which parts are literal.

You guys could at least have done Genesis, you've had 6000 years to do it!

[Wide-Open]

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ith much of what I said.
More importantly I know what Metaphor means and how it is applied in the bible consistantly.

Can you point out verse by verse if they weren meant metaphorically or not?

[eliot mayfield]

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You never heard of Acts 5:29?

When secular law gets in the way of God's law, then we have the right-no, the DUTY-to break that secular law to keep the Divine Law!

Did you read the whole chapter? Of course not! Get back to the mall!

[Charlie Wardin]

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You never heard of Acts 5:29?

When secular law gets in the way of God's law, then we have the right-no, the DUTY-to break that secular law to keep the Divine Law!

Are you a real police officer?

So you will break the secualr law, which has been refined over thousands of years to follow a 2000 year old law written by a human acting as a god?

Glad you're not on the beat in my town.