[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments

This is hands down the funniest thing I've ever scene. I presume you'll be in Charge of the raping?

What do you find funny about God's Word?

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments

This is hands down the funniest thing I've ever scene. I presume you'll be in Charge of the raping?

The LORD alone is in charge of the raping (Judges 21:10-24; Numbers 31:7-18; Deuteronomy 20:10-14; Deuteronomy 21:10-1; Judges 5:30; Exodus 21:7-11; Zechariah 14:1-2). A man who rapes without the LORD's direction will face punishment, such as having to support the woman as his wife (Deuteronomy 22:28-29), unless of course she was engaged at the time and didn't fight back (Deuteronomy 22:23-24).

The good Pastor Rune Enoe is simply sharing God's Word in an easy to understand format. Apparently, you require more simplification. How's this: God hates you. Repent now and be Saved. Spend eternity in Heaven praising Jesus instead of in Hell being Satan's Anal Boy Toy forever.

[barnabbas]

Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments

"The good Pastor Rune Enoe is simply sharing God's Word in an easy to understand format. Apparently, you require more simplification. How's this: God hates you. Repent now and be Saved. Spend eternity in Heaven praising Jesus instead of in Hell being Satan's Anal Boy Toy forever."

Thank you for your kind compassionate words.
As I received an infraction for daring to find humour in the extremity of a bible reference I gather your comment above will earn you the same? Or is hypocrisy the order of the day?

Also if god hates me is it not illogical of me to grovel for salvation? Is that something you do often to someone who hates you?

[Levi Jones]

Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments

Thank you for your kind compassionate words.
As I received an infraction for daring to find humour in the extremity of a bible reference I gather your comment above will earn you the same? Or is hypocrisy the order of the day?

Though Mary is merely a woman and is forbidden to teach Christian men over biblical matters, she is more than adequate of a teacher for the unsaved little lambs such as yourself.

Also if god hates me is it not illogical of me to grovel for salvation? Is that something you do often to someone who hates you?

If that person holds your eternal soul in his hands, I would do whatever it takes.

[barnabbas]

Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments

I was asking if the same rules applied to both posts so I don't see how the 'lesson' of abusing me comes into it?

[Levi Jones]

Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments

I was asking if the same rules applied to both posts so I don't see how the 'lesson' of abusing me comes into it?

Hebrews 12:5-8
5 And ye have forgotten the exhortation which speaketh unto you as unto children, My son, despise not thou the chastening of the Lord, nor faint when thou art rebuked of him:
6 For whom the Lord loveth he chasteneth, and scourgeth every son whom he receiveth.
7 If ye endure chastening, God dealeth with you as with sons; for what son is he whom the father chasteneth not?
8 But if ye be without chastisement, whereof all are partakers, then are ye bastards, and not sons.


How did Mrs. Etheldreda offend you or abuse you?

[barnabbas]

Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments

I wasn't offended. Being told you are hated and destined for sodomy comes across quite aggressively no?

[Levi Jones]

Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments

I wasn't offended. Being told you are hated and destined for sodomy comes across quite aggressively no?

Warning you where you are headed is not particularly aggressive, IMO. Jesus did the same, friend.

Luke 13:3 I tell you, Nay: but, except ye repent, ye shall all likewise perish.

[barnabbas]

Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments

Did Jesus mention anal sex with Satan? I'm not being facetious by the way I really am curious

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments

Did Jesus mention anal sex with Satan?

No.

I'm not being facetious by the way I really am curious

I believe you.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments

As I received an infraction for daring to find humour in the extremity of a bible reference I gather your comment above will earn you the same? Or is hypocrisy the order of the day?

Please explain where my Sister in Christ was "finding humor in a Bible reference".

I saw her warning you of the consequences of your actions.

I wasn't offended. Being told you are hated and destined for sodomy comes across quite aggressively no?

If I see you leaving a bar drunk and pulling out your car keys, and I tell you that there's a policeman across the street who will arrest you if you try to drive home, and tell you that you will lose your license and maybe go to prison, am I judging you or being aggressive? Or am I trying to guide you from a horrible fate?

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments

Thank you for your kind compassionate words.

Aw, you're welcome! I strive for compassion in hopes the LORD rewards me for finding unsaved trash pitiful.

He that hath pity upon the poor lendeth unto the LORD; and that which he hath given will he pay him again.
Proverbs 19:17

As I received an infraction for daring to find humour in the extremity of a bible reference I gather your comment above will earn you the same? Or is hypocrisy the order of the day?

Why would I receive an infraction for finding humor in a Bible reference when I did no such thing?

Also if god hates me is it not illogical of me to grovel for salvation? Is that something you do often to someone who hates you?

The LORD says you need to believe His Son was born of a virgin, died on the Cross, was resurrected three days later, all so you don't have to burn in Hell forever if you believe it. How you do this is up to you.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments

Hey, our friend Barnabass did one good thing; he brought this excellent color chart to my attention! This will really come in handy the next time I'm summoned for jury duty.

[Britten123]

Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments

Thank you so much pastor for reminding me that I should murder anyone and their family, friends, animals and entire city/race with any other God than our own. Also thanks so much for the extra detail that the women should be spared, very merciful by the way, for raping so lovely of you to include that in case we forget.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments

Thank you so much pastor for reminding me that I should murder anyone and their family, friends, animals and entire city/race with any other God than our own. Also thanks so much for the extra detail that the women should be spared, very merciful by the way, for raping so lovely of you to include that in case we forget.

Little girl, you need to get out your dictionary and brush up on the definition of the word "murder." Slaying somebody that God wants you to slay is NOT murder!

Furthermore, you need to get your little butt over to The Introduction Forum and post an introductory thread immediately!