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  • Brother Temperance
    Senior Usher
    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
    A very nice young man
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15621

    #16
    Re: Improving Upon The 10 Commandments

    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
    Bwhahaha!! Don't talk to me about persecution, you whiner! You xtians whine that you're persecuted when people deny you the right to force your religion on everyone else.

    You wanna talk persecution? Someone I know, who has the same pagan beliefs as myself has known someone (again same beliefs) who had their beliefs used against them in court. It was maintained that 'because of their beliefs and because they are not xtians that they're baaaaaaad people'. And I have myself experienced it. I've lost a job before for merely wearing jewelry symbolic to my beliefs.
    You know what would be a good way to end all this "persecution"? Convert to a real religion. Just a thought.
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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    • Rachael Van Helsing
      HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
      • Sep 2006
      • 5131

      #17
      Re: Improving Upon The 10 Commandments

      Nah, I won't be converting. I will do all I can do, however, to raise awareness in pushing for an equal society.
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      Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #18
        Re: Improving Upon The 10 Commandments

        Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
        Bwhahaha!!
        So don't you whine to me about persecution, you little troll. You xtians have the sweetest deal of anyone!! (Hopefully though, the ACLU will hammer you all down to size). You don't want equality. You want preferential treatment for yourself.
        Typical satanist. Call names, tell lies and then threaten to send in your joo lawyers to try and destroy Christianity.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #19
          Re: Improving Upon The 10 Commandments

          Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
          Nah, I won't be converting. I will do all I can do, however, to raise awareness in pushing for an equal society.
          I don't want to be "equal" to a queer, thanks anyway.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Rachael Van Helsing
            HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
            • Sep 2006
            • 5131

            #20
            Re: Improving Upon The 10 Commandments

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Typical satanist. Call names, tell lies and then threaten to send in your joo lawyers to try and destroy Christianity.
            Uhh.....I never said that. I only said that I hoped the ACLU would bring about equality. That's not akin to destroying xtianity, now, is it? Only destroying the stranglehold xtianity has over priveleges in society.

            I don't want to be "equal" to a queer, thanks anyway.
            You are whether you like it or not. You're human, gay people are human. No one can help whom they choose to love, and to think of them as lesser creatures is appalling.
            You know in places like Ancient Sparta, homosexuality not only abounded, but it was encouraged, even expected.
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            • Mrs. Mary Whitford
              Ladies of Landover Senior VP
              One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
              Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
              True Christian™
              • Dec 2006
              • 12414

              #21
              Re: Improving Upon The 10 Commandments

              Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
              Someone I know, who has the same pagan beliefs as myself has known someone (again same beliefs)
              A friend of a friend of a friend... Sorry, urban legends hold no weight around here, witch.
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              • WickedWitch
                Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
                CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
                • Jan 2007
                • 1366

                #22
                Re: Improving Upon The 10 Commandments

                Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                You know in places like Ancient Sparta, homosexuality not only abounded, but it was encouraged, even expected.
                Don't forget that in m any ancient societies, gays were looked at as very special (and I don't mean retarded): the Isle of Lesbos was populated entirely by lesbians who were thought to have special psychic powers. Back then, if you wanted a seer or some oracle of a different kind, you found someone who was gay.
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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556

                  #23
                  Re: Improving Upon The 10 Commandments

                  Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                  Uhh.....You know in places like Ancient Sparta, homosexuality not only abounded, but it was encouraged, even expected.
                  Originally posted by Undecided View Post
                  Don't forget that in m any ancient societies, gays were looked at as very special (and I don't mean retarded): the Isle of Lesbos was populated entirely by lesbians who were thought to have special psychic powers. Back then, if you wanted a seer or some oracle of a different kind, you found someone who was gay.
                  Can either of you two nitwits prove any of that? I mean were you there, committing unspeakable whoredoms with a squirming bevy of young, nublie lasses?

                  No, of course not. You get your information from a book.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • SalvationSeeker
                    True Christian™ Theologian
                    Forum Member
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 3892

                    #24
                    Re: Improving Upon The 10 Commandments

                    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                    You are whether you like it or not. You're human, gay people are human.
                    No matter what they are, homersexuals are EVIL.
                    They are sons of the devil:
                    Now as they were making their hearts merry, behold, the men of the city, certain sons of Belial, beset the house round about, and beat at the door,
                    And spake to the master of the house, the old man, saying, Bring forth the man that came into thine house, that we may know him.
                    Judges 19:22

                    And Jeus wants them dead:
                    If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination:
                    They shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
                    Leviticus 20:13

                    No one can help whom they choose to love, and to think of them as lesser creatures is appalling.
                    You know in places like Ancient Sparta, homosexuality not only abounded, but it was encouraged, even expected.
                    Of course they can help it!
                    They've become homersexuals because they offended God:

                    The preparations of the heart in man, and the answer of the tongue, is from the LORD.
                    All the ways of a man are clean in his own eyes; but the LORD weigheth the spirits.
                    Commit thy works unto the LORD, and thy thoughts shall be established.
                    The LORD hath made all things for himself: Yea, even the wicked for the day of evil.
                    Proverbs 16:1-4

                    You know, in places like ancient Sodom, homosexuality was expected too...
                    And you know what happened to Sodom, don't you harlot?

                    Then the LORD rained upon Sodom and upon Gomorrah brimstone and fire from the LORD out of heaven;
                    And he overthrew those cities, and all the plain, and all the inhabitants of the cities, and that which grew upon the ground.
                    Genesis 19:24-25
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                    If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                    A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                    Proverbs 9:12-13

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                    • Rachael Van Helsing
                      HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 5131

                      #25
                      Re: Improving Upon The 10 Commandments

                      Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                      A friend of a friend of a friend... Sorry, urban legends hold no weight around here, witch.
                      Not an urban legend, Sister Mary Meanie. My friend's friend. NOT a friend of a friend of a friend.

                      And Zeke, this is recorded history Alie and I speak of. Unlike something else. What was it? Oh yeah, the bible!
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                      • BornAgain
                        Former Demoncrat, moving towards the Light.
                        Forum Member
                        • Jan 2007
                        • 146

                        #26
                        Re: Improving Upon The 10 Commandments

                        Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                        Uhh.....I never said that. I only said that I hoped the ACLU would bring about equality. That's not akin to destroying xtianity, now, is it? Only destroying the stranglehold xtianity has over priveleges in society.
                        Funny how the ACLJoo never defends Born-Again Christians, but they defend NAMBLA members.

                        Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                        You are whether you like it or not. You're human, gay people are human. No one can help whom they choose to love, and to think of them as lesser creatures is appalling.
                        You know in places like Ancient Sparta, homosexuality not only abounded, but it was encouraged, even expected.
                        Leviticus 20:13 - If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

                        What part of the above do you understand.

                        Also, do you really think we care what a bunch of Zeus-worshippers did?
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                        • Enobarbus
                          Professor of English Landover University
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 3496

                          #27
                          Re: Improving Upon The 10 Commandments

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
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                          Okay, admit it. I had you there for a minute. But isn't the garbage I posted above EXACTLY what this world full of monkey worshipers and other unsaved scum really wants? They haven't read a single solitary word of the Holy Bible, but by golly they all THINK they know ALL about Jesus, don't they?

                          Friends, it is time we True Christians™ got back to basics. Friends, it is time we True Christians™ got back to basics. There is too much namby-pamby, touchy-feely nonsense being passed off as God's Holy Word. Let us all make a renewed commitment to preach the ORIGINAL and ONLY 10 Commandments, as given to Moses by God Almighty, found in the Book of Exodus! See how God laid it out for us. GLORY!!
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                          AMEN Brother Zeke! Amen!

                          I must admit you did have me worried. I had visions for a moment of you having been captured by goths, wickedans, Harry Potterites, homers, liebral demoncrats, etc who were torturing you and had taken over your computer.

                          If only some of the hellbound women on this board would take more notice of you, Brother.
                          Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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                          • Enobarbus
                            Professor of English Landover University
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 3496

                            #28
                            Re: Improving Upon The 10 Commandments

                            Originally posted by Undecided View Post
                            And you're in for a life with a grammar freak so you're going to have to get used to the fact that "at least" is two seperate words. Sorry, darling, but I didn't create the English language, or its ridiculous rules, but we do have to speak the silly tongue, so we might as well speak it correctly, right?


                            This message was brought to you by:

                            That Pedantic Little Cow from Canuckistan:
                            Reminding you that talking nonsense about grammar isn't just confined to old harridans.
                            That was a typo on the Good Brother's part you cheeky little moo. And who is to say what is "correct" English? Quite apart from the fact that the grammar books all differ and there are many disputed areas, a Canuckstani giving instruction about grammar is like an Australian giving advice on good manners. You lot don't speak proper English to start with.
                            Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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                            • Enobarbus
                              Professor of English Landover University
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 3496

                              #29
                              Re: Improving Upon The 10 Commandments

                              Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                              Uhh.....I never said that. I only said that I hoped the ACLU would bring about equality. That's not akin to destroying xtianity, now, is it? Only destroying the stranglehold xtianity has over priveleges in society.


                              You are whether you like it or not. You're human, gay people are human. No one can help whom they choose to love, and to think of them as lesser creatures is appalling.
                              You know in places like Ancient Sparta, homosexuality not only abounded, but it was encouraged, even expected.
                              And there are pubs like that in Central Christchurch, but it doesn't mean that those who frequent them should be held up as exemplars of humanity. They are -- as were the inhabitants of Ancient Sparta -- the dregs of humanity and abominations before the Lord: and will -- along with you and your witch cronies -- spend eternity in eternal torment.
                              Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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                              • Enobarbus
                                Professor of English Landover University
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 3496

                                #30
                                Re: Improving Upon The 10 Commandments

                                Originally posted by Undecided View Post
                                Don't forget that in m any ancient societies, gays were looked at as very special (and I don't mean retarded): the Isle of Lesbos was populated entirely by lesbians who were thought to have special psychic powers. Back then, if you wanted a seer or some oracle of a different kind, you found someone who was gay.
                                In what ancient societies? In m-m-m-m-m-any ancient societies? Was that bad grammar or are you starting to stutter in writing?

                                Did the thought of all those well-rounded nubile young females romping around on an island of their own overcome you for a moment? I see that Van Hellsucker is concentrating on the big well-muscled males of Sparta while your fantasies are off on he isle of Lesbos with the hellbound female perverts. Interesting.

                                But were there really "many" ancient societies where homers were considered special? Although I must say that putting all homers on a island somewhere where they cannot pervert our good Christian children is not a bad idea. We could put them all on the Isle of Wright or somewhere, then drop a tactical nuke on them.

                                And be cautious about citing ancient societies. The role of women in many of them would make you and Van Hellsinker wish you were married to a good True Christian man™.
                                Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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