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  • I AM A CHIMP
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    • Dec 2009
    • 2

    #1

    Women should NOT speak in church!

    I am sick and tired of being in church and hearing a woman make a noise! What in the Forest of Gnoll are they doing there! They must realize that they are second-class citizens and God has even said if they do speak in church they must be stoned to death at once! I literally projectile vomited when I heard that a woman had been made a vicar at my local parish. DISGUSTING!
  • Talitha
    Deaconess
    Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
    True Christian™
    • Jan 2026
    • 15118

    #2
    Re: Women should NOT speak in church!

    Originally posted by IAMNOTACHIMP View Post
    I am sick and tired of being in church and hearing a woman make a noise! What in the Forest of Gnoll are they doing there! They must realize that they are second-class citizens and God has even said if they do speak in church they must be stoned to death at once! I literally projectile vomited when I heard that a woman had been made a vicar at my local parish. DISGUSTING!
    Whilst you are a guest here you will make your Posts respectfully to EVERYONE.

    Now go and make a proper Introduction in the proper place.

    Sister Talitha

    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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    • I AM A CHIMP
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      Under Investigation
      • Dec 2009
      • 2

      #3
      Re: Women should NOT speak in church!

      It is in the bible you Blasphemy Deleted, go read it before you make judgements

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      • Talitha
        Deaconess
        Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
        True Christian™
        • Jan 2026
        • 15118

        #4
        Re: Women should NOT speak in church!

        Originally posted by IAMNOTACHIMP View Post
        It is in the bible you Blasphemy Deleted, go read it before you make judgements
        The Bible says many things. I suggest you use it in Context and not for your own purposes.

        Sister Talitha

        Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


        HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
        being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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        • eliot mayfield
          God Squad
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 9324

          #5
          Re: Women should NOT speak in church!

          Originally posted by IAMNOTACHIMP View Post
          I am sick and tired of being in church and hearing a woman make a noise! What in the Forest of Gnoll are they doing there! They must realize that they are second-class citizens and God has even said if they do speak in church they must be stoned to death at once! I literally projectile vomited when I heard that a woman had been made a vicar at my local parish. DISGUSTING!
          Baptists don't have vicars. And I can assure you no woman will ever be a pastor at Landover Baptist!
          Matthew:
          5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
          5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
          10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
          10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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          • WitchesAreMyToast
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Dec 2009
            • 1

            #6
            Re: Women should NOT speak in church!

            Originally posted by Talitha View Post
            The Bible says many things. I suggest you use it in Context and not for your own purposes.
            Hey man, a little freedom of speech, I mean you Christophiles have to rely on that a lot you know! Now let me go smoke some nice budwah from my remaining bible paper! Thanks for the magical green plant God!

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            • Talitha
              Deaconess
              Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
              True Christian™
              • Jan 2026
              • 15118

              #7
              Re: Women should NOT speak in church!

              Originally posted by WitchesAreMyToast View Post
              Hey man, a little freedom of speech, I mean you Christophiles have to rely on that a lot you know! Now let me go smoke some nice budwah from my remaining bible paper! Thanks for the magical green plant God!
              I think it's you that is Toast, Friend.

              YIC
              Talitha

              Sister Talitha

              Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


              HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
              being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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              • Rev. Jim Osborne
                True Christian™ Televangelist
                Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2009
                • 8622

                #8
                Re: Women should NOT speak in church!

                Originally posted by IAMNOTACHIMP View Post
                I am sick and tired of being in church and hearing a woman make a noise! What in the Forest of Gnoll are they doing there! They must realize that they are second-class citizens and God has even said if they do speak in church they must be stoned to death at once!
                While it is true that 1 Corinthians 14:34-35 tell us women should be quiet in churches, there is no Biblical commandment for stoning them if they should do so. For you to claim that "God has said" that is tantamount to heresy and blasphemy.

                And for that, you can get stoned.

                Leviticus 24:16 And he that blasphemeth the name of the LORD, he shall surely be put to death, and all the congregation shall certainly stone him: as well the stranger, as he that is born in the land, when he blasphemeth the name of the Lord, shall be put to death.

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                • Aristotle
                  On the straight and narrow path to Heaven.
                  True Christian™
                  • Nov 2009
                  • 470

                  #9
                  Re: Women should NOT speak in church!

                  Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                  While it is true that 1 Corinthians 14:34-35 tell us women should be quiet in churches, there is no Biblical commandment for stoning them if they should do so. For you to claim that "God has said" that is tantamount to heresy and blasphemy.

                  And for that, you can get stoned.

                  Leviticus 24:16 And he that blasphemeth the name of the LORD, he shall surely be put to death, and all the congregation shall certainly stone him: as well the stranger, as he that is born in the land, when he blasphemeth the name of the Lord, shall be put to death.
                  Yes, Reverend, I thought everyone knew that you are to stone disobedient children not wives. That is, unless you think that your wife hath a familiar spirit, then stoning is proper. Lev. 20:27.

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