I am sick and tired of being in church and hearing a woman make a noise! What in the Forest of Gnoll are they doing there! They must realize that they are second-class citizens and God has even said if they do speak in church they must be stoned to death at once! I literally projectile vomited when I heard that a woman had been made a vicar at my local parish. DISGUSTING!
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Re: Women should NOT speak in church!
Whilst you are a guest here you will make your Posts respectfully to EVERYONE.Originally posted by IAMNOTACHIMP View PostI am sick and tired of being in church and hearing a woman make a noise! What in the Forest of Gnoll are they doing there! They must realize that they are second-class citizens and God has even said if they do speak in church they must be stoned to death at once! I literally projectile vomited when I heard that a woman had been made a vicar at my local parish. DISGUSTING!
Now go and make a proper Introduction in the proper place.
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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It is in the bible you Blasphemy Deleted, go read it before you make judgements
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The Bible says many things. I suggest you use it in Context and not for your own purposes.Originally posted by IAMNOTACHIMP View PostIt is in the bible you Blasphemy Deleted, go read it before you make judgements
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Baptists don't have vicars. And I can assure you no woman will ever be a pastor at Landover Baptist!Originally posted by IAMNOTACHIMP View PostI am sick and tired of being in church and hearing a woman make a noise! What in the Forest of Gnoll are they doing there! They must realize that they are second-class citizens and God has even said if they do speak in church they must be stoned to death at once! I literally projectile vomited when I heard that a woman had been made a vicar at my local parish. DISGUSTING!Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Hey man, a little freedom of speech, I mean you Christophiles have to rely on that a lot you know! Now let me go smoke some nice budwah from my remaining bible paper! Thanks for the magical green plant God!Originally posted by Talitha View PostThe Bible says many things. I suggest you use it in Context and not for your own purposes.
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I think it's you that is Toast, Friend.Originally posted by WitchesAreMyToast View PostHey man, a little freedom of speech, I mean you Christophiles have to rely on that a lot you know! Now let me go smoke some nice budwah from my remaining bible paper! Thanks for the magical green plant God!
YIC
Talitha
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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While it is true that 1 Corinthians 14:34-35 tell us women should be quiet in churches, there is no Biblical commandment for stoning them if they should do so. For you to claim that "God has said" that is tantamount to heresy and blasphemy.Originally posted by IAMNOTACHIMP View PostI am sick and tired of being in church and hearing a woman make a noise! What in the Forest of Gnoll are they doing there! They must realize that they are second-class citizens and God has even said if they do speak in church they must be stoned to death at once!
And for that, you can get stoned.
Leviticus 24:16 And he that blasphemeth the name of the LORD, he shall surely be put to death, and all the congregation shall certainly stone him: as well the stranger, as he that is born in the land, when he blasphemeth the name of the Lord, shall be put to death.
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Yes, Reverend, I thought everyone knew that you are to stone disobedient children not wives. That is, unless you think that your wife hath a familiar spirit, then stoning is proper. Lev. 20:27.Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View PostWhile it is true that 1 Corinthians 14:34-35 tell us women should be quiet in churches, there is no Biblical commandment for stoning them if they should do so. For you to claim that "God has said" that is tantamount to heresy and blasphemy.
And for that, you can get stoned.
Leviticus 24:16 And he that blasphemeth the name of the LORD, he shall surely be put to death, and all the congregation shall certainly stone him: as well the stranger, as he that is born in the land, when he blasphemeth the name of the Lord, shall be put to death.
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