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  • Karmic Retribution
    Shallow-iser again
    Foul Sinner on Moderation
    • Jun 2007
    • 76

    #31
    Re: Rock Music is Satan's Tool

    Originally posted by Shallow-izer View Post
    Nay good lady.

    I am here not to mock, but to educate.

    Educate you about the sinful path you have chosen, worshiping a dead man, and an imaginary friend.

    Convert to Shalism (Atheism) today, and be among the knowledgeable.

    [font=red] Among the logical.

    And when we die, we don't burn in hell, nor do we ascend to heaven.

    We become worm food.

    ^____^


    The circle of life rolls on.
    Circle rolls on.

    The imaginary friend/dead guy will supposedly come back and Damn you Shallow! Or Temperance will. He seems to like doing that.

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    • Shallow-izer
      Foul Sinner on Moderation
      • Jun 2007
      • 214

      #32
      Re: Rock Music is Satan's Tool

      Originally posted by Karmic Retribution View Post
      Circle rolls on.

      The imaginary friend/dead guy will supposedly come back and Damn you Shallow! Or Temperance will. He seems to like doing that.
      I'm quivering in my leather boots.

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      • Karmic Retribution
        Shallow-iser again
        Foul Sinner on Moderation
        • Jun 2007
        • 76

        #33
        Re: Rock Music is Satan's Tool

        Originally posted by Shallow-izer View Post
        I'm quivering in my leather boots.
        I think I soiled myself in laughter.

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        • sephy26946
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Jul 2007
          • 67

          #34
          Re: Rock Music is Satan's Tool

          Rock music is great. It was made by Jesus himself, with the Holy Ghost on bass, and Neil Peart on drums.

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          • sephy26946
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Jul 2007
            • 67

            #35
            Re: Rock Music is Satan's Tool

            Pastor Ezekiel: Shut the **** up.
            There is no way you are a man of god. He does not want you to revel in the deaths of sinners as you are doing.

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            • Virginia Day Templeton
              Christ's Battle Axe
               
              • Dec 2006
              • 2827

              #36
              Re: Rock Music is Satan's Tool

              He wants us to kill them. Why should we not be joyous when His holy work is being done?

              2 Chronicles 15:12-13

              12And they entered into a covenant to seek the LORD God of their fathers with all their heart and with all their soul;

              13That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.
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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78553

                #37
                Re: Rock Music is Satan's Tool

                Originally posted by siphlisy26946 View Post
                Pastor Ezekiel: Shut the **** up.
                There is no way you are a man of god. He does not want you to revel in the deaths of sinners as you are doing.
                Originally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View Post
                He wants us to kill them. Why should we not be joyous when His holy work is being done?

                2 Chronicles 15:12-13

                12And they entered into a covenant to seek the LORD God of their fathers with all their heart and with all their soul;

                13That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.

                We are commanded to hate those that hate God. That includes you, pervert.

                Psalm 139:19 Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
                20 For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.
                21 Do not I hate them, O LORD, that hate thee? and am not I grieved with those that rise up against thee?
                22 I hate them with perfect hatred: I count them mine enemies.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Brother Temperance
                  Senior Usher
                  True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                  A very nice young man
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 15621

                  #38
                  Re: Rock Music is Satan's Tool

                  Originally posted by sephy26946 View Post
                  Pastor Ezekiel: Shut the **** up.
                  There is no way you are a man of god. He does not want you to revel in the deaths of sinners as you are doing.
                  Friend, what part of
                  Proverbs 1:26 I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh;
                  27 When your fear cometh as desolation, and your destruction cometh as a whirlwind; when distress and anguish cometh upon you.
                  do you not understand?
                  O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                  God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                  • sephy26946
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Jul 2007
                    • 67

                    #39
                    Re: Rock Music is Satan's Tool

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    We are commanded to hate those that hate God. That includes you, pervert.

                    Psalm 139:19 Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
                    20 For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.
                    21 Do not I hate them, O LORD, that hate thee? and am not I grieved with those that rise up against thee?
                    22 I hate them with perfect hatred: I count them mine enemies.

                    Oh, IM the pervert?

                    If you nitpick the bible there are passages that contradict each other. Does the bible not also say "Love thy Neighbor?"

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78553

                      #40
                      Re: Rock Music is Satan's Tool

                      Originally posted by sephy26946 View Post
                      Oh, IM the pervert?

                      If you nitpick the bible there are passages that contradict each other. Does the bible not also say "Love thy Neighbor?"
                      Freind, we follow the entire Holy Bible. We do not cherrypick the Word of God.

                      Yes, the Bible does indeed admonish us to love our neighbor. But lets be realistic here, son. The chances of an unsaved wad of teenaged scum like you ever being my neighbor is slim to none. I live in a gated Christian community. I don't think Jesus expects us to love human filth like Hellary Cliton or Adolf Hitler either.

                      Since you aren't a True Christian™, you have no hope of understanding the Holy Bible.

                      John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word. 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.

                      And to answer your question, yes, you are a pervert.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • sephy26946
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Jul 2007
                        • 67

                        #41
                        Re: Rock Music is Satan's Tool

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        Freind, we follow the entire Holy Bible. We do not cherrypick the Word of God.

                        Yes, the Bible does indeed admonish us to love our neighbor. But lets be realistic here, son. The chances of an unsaved wad of teenaged scum like you ever being my neighbor is slim to none. I live in a gated Christian community. I don't think Jesus expects us to love human filth like Hellary Cliton or Adolf Hitler either.

                        Since you aren't a True Christian™, you have no hope of understanding the Holy Bible.

                        John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word. 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.

                        And to answer your question, yes, you are a pervert.

                        Just love thy fellow man.

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78553

                          #42
                          Re: Rock Music is Satan's Tool

                          Originally posted by sephy26946 View Post
                          Just love thy fellow man.
                          Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

                          Can't you hate your parents for Christ, selphy?
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • sephy26946
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Jul 2007
                            • 67

                            #43
                            Re: Rock Music is Satan's Tool

                            Nay, the Commandments forbid it.

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78553

                              #44
                              Re: Rock Music is Satan's Tool

                              Originally posted by sephy26946 View Post
                              Nay, the Commandments forbid it.
                              What, are you saying your a joo now? You only follow the Old Testament?

                              How can you jive the 10 commandments with what Jesus says about hating your family?
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • sephy26946
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                • Jul 2007
                                • 67

                                #45
                                Re: Rock Music is Satan's Tool

                                A:Its spelled JEW
                                B:I find something Moses had to climb a mountain to obtain from God to have a higher regard than a passage from the bible. as the Bible is the word of god written by man, and the Commandments came from god directly.

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