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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78553

    #46
    Re: Rock Music is Satan's Tool

    Originally posted by sephy26946 View Post
    A:Its spelled JEW
    B:I find something Moses had to climb a mountain to obtain from God to have a higher regard than a passage from the bible. as the Bible is the word of god written by man, and the Commandments came from god directly.
    Every single word of the Holy Bible comes directly from God Almighty! You can read the entire story HERE.

    Matthew 4:4 Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.

    James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all


    It's all or nothing, boy. Turn or burn.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Brother Temperance
      Senior Usher
      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
      A very nice young man
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 15621

      #47
      Re: Rock Music is Satan's Tool

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      And to answer your question, yes, you are a pervert.
      Oh, so that's what he meant! I thought he was trying to tell us to exchange Instant Messages with a pervert, something that I would be most reluctant to do.
      Originally posted by sephy26946 View Post
      A:Its spelled JEW
      B:I find something Moses had to climb a mountain to obtain from God to have a higher regard than a passage from the bible. as the Bible is the word of god written by man, and the Commandments came from god directly.
      That verse Pastor Zeke posted was a direct quote from Jesus, you unChristian jackass. Both passages were originally inspired by God, and both were written down by men, so where's the difference?
      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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      • callmeapatriot
        Unsaved Trash
        Foul Sinner on Moderation
        • Sep 2007
        • 18

        #48
        Re: Rock Music is Satan's Tool

        You are cherrypicking the bible. There are more passages about tolerance and peace than war and hatred.

        Whatever, it gets more lulz I suppose.

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        • lord warrior
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • Sep 2007
          • 406

          #49
          Re: Rock Music is Satan's Tool

          The very term "rock and roll" was a nigra saying for having sex. enough said.
          Nigra's music and sex will always equel Satan!

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78553

            #50
            Re: Rock Music is Satan's Tool

            Originally posted by callmeapatriot View Post
            You are cherrypicking the bible. There are more passages about tolerance and peace than war and hatred.

            Whatever, it gets more lulz I suppose.
            Kindly quote for me the verses that say we should tolerate queers, witches or God mockers like you.

            True Christians™ are commanded to treat EACH OTHER well, not unsaved scum.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Brother Temperance
              Senior Usher
              True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
              A very nice young man
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 15621

              #51
              Re: Rock Music is Satan's Tool

              Originally posted by callmeapatriot View Post
              You are cherrypicking the bible. There are more passages about tolerance and peace than war and hatred.

              Whatever, it gets more lulz I suppose.
              I didn't realise you were such a Biblical expert. The fact that "tolerance" does not appear in the Holy Bible once, while "hatred" appears a whole 18 times certainly backs you up on that point. According to these Leninists who hate Jesus, there are 268 verses in the Bible that a seculiar humanist would consider "nice". That leaves an awful lot of verses unaccounted for...
              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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              • Pastor Al E Pistle
                Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 9323

                #52
                Re: Rock Music is Satan's Tool

                Originally posted by callmeapatriot View Post
                You are cherrypicking the bible. There are more passages about tolerance and peace than war and hatred.

                Whatever, it gets more lulz I suppose.
                I'm sorry, but that is completely incorrect. There are about 150 'fluffy' Scriptures and about 950 war and death. Would you like for me to list them for you?
                Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                • handofgod
                  Unsaved trash
                   
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 76

                  #53
                  Re: Rock Music is Satan's Tool



                  Do you think this is rock music?

                  I personally think they are blessed, and help spread the word of god in a rocky way!

                  Will i go to hell if i listen to mywithoutyou? Please tell me!
                  When our enemies strike us, we must not retaliate; we must even turn the other cheek. And we must forigve -- not seven times, but seventy times seven.

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                  • Dr. Zaius
                    Member of Landover Zoological Society
                    Forum Member
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 249

                    #54
                    Re: Rock Music is Satan's Tool

                    Ugh... not another sweater song.
                    Ack!

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78553

                      #55
                      Re: Rock Music is Satan's Tool

                      Originally posted by handofgod View Post
                      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apvKxyR6Vzs

                      Do you think this is rock music?

                      I personally think they are blessed, and help spread the word of god in a rocky way!

                      Will i go to hell if i listen to mywithoutyou? Please tell me!
                      The path to hell is a slippery and easy one, Mr. Mulder, and the road to Salvation is hard. Music played by grimy hippies will not help you find Christ. You need to study the Word of God and worship Him properly.

                      You will also need to show proper respect by capitalizing His name (God, Jesus, The Holy Ghost, etc) if you want to retain your posting privileges on God's favorite forum.

                      God hates a mocker, heathen.

                      Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
                      1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
                      1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Waffle
                        Unsaved trash
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 4

                        #56
                        Re: Rock Music is Satan's Tool

                        I realize that this a huge necropost, but I saw this thread and just had to say something.

                        You, Pastor Ezekiel, are missing the entire point of Christianity, which is FORGIVENESS. Your hate for homosexuals and anyone that you deem a "sinner" sickens me, and the fact that you are a pastor makes me question your entire church. You are a sinner, get over it. So is every other human on the planet, including me. Your job as a Christian is to be loving to everyone, including homosexuals and sinners (I can pull out some scripture for this if you want me to).

                        Jesus forgave you. After being so hugely forgiven, what right do you have not to forgive others? None.

                        Now on to the main point: Rock.
                        There is nothing wrong with rock itself. True, some bands may not be the kind of stuff a Christian should be listening to, but that is specific to each band, not something you can throw over an entire genre. There are plenty of Christian rock bands, even some pretty hardcore ones like Underoath, August Burns Red, As I Lay Dying, ect.

                        PS: Your use of words like "fag" and "homer" is ridiculously childish and hateful, not traits any pastor should exhibit.

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                        • IMPLAUS1BLE
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 1

                          #57
                          Re: Rock Music is Satan's Tool



                          Here you go.

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                          • Miss April
                            Landover's Version of Carrie Prejean
                            Forum Member
                            • Apr 2009
                            • 685

                            #58
                            Re: Rock Music is Satan's Tool

                            Originally posted by IMPLAUS1BLE View Post
                            Don't Click That Its Evil Devil Music

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                            • Die Die god!
                              Unsaved trash
                              Under Investigation
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 2

                              #59
                              Re: Rock Music is Satan's Tool

                              I will not bow to your false god (intentionally uncapitalized).

                              If your false god gave us the free will to choose our path, he will not be allowed to damn us, I will make sure of it.

                              As for you pastor, you should be ashamed of your language, you should be damned for your mockery of "us." And your grammar is terrible. Your the homo.

                              Fuck head. Ban me because I shall not return. Those who respect everyone will die with the satisfaction of living a good life. I hope you cry when you don't see that white light pastor.

                              I respect every Christians beliefs, but you take disrespect to a whole new lever pastor. This message is only meant for "Pastor" Zeke. Those who debate kindly and actually try to save someone has my total respect.

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                              • Die Die god!
                                Unsaved trash
                                Under Investigation
                                • Jun 2009
                                • 2

                                #60
                                Re: Rock Music is Satan's Tool

                                Oh, and The Flood was here bitch.

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