[Pastor Rune Enoe]

Re: Jesus was not white.

My ol' Momma tol' me Jesus was a little Danish boy, so he musta been yeller headed.

Your ol' Momma was lying to you! Either that or she had been watching the disgusting Danish movie called the The Return.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Jesus was not white.

Your ol' Momma was lying to you! Either that or she had been watching the disgusting Danish movie called the The Return.

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What is that depraved Danish demon wearing on his lower parts? Leopardskin PVC? A curtain? Either way, it makes Jesus weep manly non-Scandinavian tears.

[Pastor Rune Enoe]

Re: Jesus was not white.

What is that depraved Danish demon wearing on his lower parts? Leopardskin PVC? A curtain? Either way, it makes Jesus weep manly non-Scandinavian tears.

Don't you know it, Brother. Thorsen was a leopard leotard tard.

[callmeapatriot (On Moderation)]

Re: Jesus was not white.

How do you know Jesus was not married?
A little history lesson, since you seem so ill informed. This is something about your beloved King James bible. Many years ago, 1500 something I believe, bibles were only printed in Latin, so only learned people could read them. The clergy would make stuff up to get people to do things based on the premise that god had commanded it in the bible. People found out. King James had a reprinting of the bible in the common language so more people could read it. How do we not know that in the process of changing the bible, things were not ommited, and changed? One of my old teachers said he had an old family bible. Like old to the point was turning the pages was a pain to do without tearing them. It spoke of dragons and such. Yet the existence of these are denied by churches today. Conspiracy? Yea, and Jesus said: Holy **** this kid knows his stuff!"

[callmeapatriot (On Moderation)]

Re: Jesus was not white.

And thats not even to mention that in the Bible there exists a jump of about 21 years of Jesus's life.

What if Jesus was a mere mortal chosen to represent God as his son on earth?

[lord warrior]

Re: Jesus was not white.

The holy Bible was written by Holy Men who knew Jesus. Those "lost years" as you like to point out, these men did not know him. This is a testament to the miracle ministry of Jesus. Thats why those years are missing from the bible.

[callmeapatriot (On Moderation)]

Re: Jesus was not white.

The bible is the word of god. So while it was written down by a mortal, they did not write it.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: Jesus was not white.

And thats not even to mention that in the Bible there exists a jump of about 21 years of Jesus's life

That's clear Biblical proof that God doesn't care about "teens" and "tweens". He cares about mature male adults and fetuses, and considers the zitfaces irrelevant. Now that's something for the unsaved troublemakers on this forum to think about.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Jesus was not white.

How do you know Jesus was not married?
A little history lesson, since you seem so ill informed. This is something about your beloved King James bible. Many years ago, 1500 something I believe, bibles were only printed in Latin, so only learned people could read them. The clergy would make stuff up to get people to do things based on the premise that god had commanded it in the bible. People found out. King James had a reprinting of the bible in the common language so more people could read it.

So far, you are surprisingly correct. This is exactly why GOD hates the Papists.

How do we not know that in the process of changing the bible, things were not ommited, and changed?

Because GOD was watching over it. God doesn't make mistakes.

One of my old teachers said he had an old family bible. Like old to the point was turning the pages was a pain to do without tearing them. It spoke of dragons and such. Yet the existence of these are denied by churches today.

That could well have been the King James Bible:
Job 30:28 I went mourning without the sun: I stood up, and I cried in the congregation.

29 I am a brother to dragons, and a companion to owls. 30 My skin is black upon me, and my bones are burned with heat.

Poor Job, being cursed with dragons, owls, and negroness. Anyway, where were we? Oh yes, Jesus being right and you being wrong. Some scientists speculate that these dragons from the Bible could be the creatures commonly known as "dinosaurs", although it's not really my area of expertise.

And thats not even to mention that in the Bible there exists a jump of about 21 years of Jesus's life.

What if Jesus was a mere mortal chosen to represent God as his son on earth?

Care to back that claim up with scripture?