[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Jesus was not white.

ATTENTION JOO AND HOMERTARD! I have been reading your posts. I have read about twenty of them and none of them say anything. Thus you have choices. (1) Become literate, intelligent, and think of something constructive to say. (2) stay stupid, tithe 50 Quid each and hope no one notices you. By definition, that will require you to stop posting. (3) Prepare to be contestants on Pastor Al's GONG show.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Jesus was not white.

And Sammy Davis Jr. was a great tapdancer, but he still burnin' in Hell fo' bein' a uppity nigra and a unrepentant Christ-killer. It do not matter how talented you is, if you doesn't use yo talents to glurrify Him, then you is headed on the path to Hell. Besides, at the last Ladies Of Landover meetin', I got told that I be a better tapdancer than that ole nigra joo was. That don't be surprisin', considerin' that his hookeded nose always be throwin' him off balance!

Was Sammy Davis Jr. real? I always thought he was just one of those stories parents made up to scare kids. I mean, a Christ-killing tarbaby with eyes made of glass - it doesn't sound very plausible, does it?

[Homertard]

Re: Jesus was not white.

ATTENTION JOO AND HOMERTARD! I have been reading your posts. I have read about twenty of them and none of them say anything. Thus you have choices. (1) Become literate, intelligent, and think of something constructive to say. (2) stay stupid, tithe 50 Quid each and hope no one notices you. By definition, that will require you to stop posting. (3) Prepare to be contestants on Pastor Al's GONG show.

I choose number 4! (Which is pretend you don't exist)

[Pastor Rune Enoe]

Re: Jesus was not white.

I choose number 4! (Which is pretend you don't exist)

That's rich. You're posting on Jesus' favorite board - and using His precious bandwith - while pretending that we don't exist.

Why don't you try that trick in Hell's rape rooms, when you're being gang-raped by well-endowed, spiky demons, "Hey, you with the horns. Get out of my colon - you don't exist".

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Jesus was not white.

I choose number 4! (Which is pretend you don't exist)

Attacking a gentle man of God like Pastor Al, that is unacceptable. Into the Quarantine Group for you sinner.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: Jesus was not white.

That's acutally a good thing.

I know, that's why I said "Aww..." because it was you, not me.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: Jesus was not white.

ATTENTION JOO AND HOMERTARD! I have been reading your posts. I have read about twenty of them and none of them say anything. Thus you have choices. (1) Become literate, intelligent, and think of something constructive to say. (2) stay stupid, tithe 50 Quid each and hope no one notices you. By definition, that will require you to stop posting. (3) Prepare to be contestants on Pastor Al's GONG show.

No.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Jesus was not white.

No.

Then you can join your boyfriend in quarantine. You had many chances to repent fool.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: Jesus was not white.

Was Sammy Davis Jr. real? I always thought he was just one of those stories parents made up to scare kids. I mean, a Christ-killing tarbaby with eyes made of glass - it doesn't sound very plausible, does it?

What would his nose have looked like? It would have to be both flattened and hooked at the same time, like a vulture crossed with a monkey... yuck!

Maybe he looked something like this:

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Jesus was not white.

What would his nose have looked like? It would have to be both flattened and hooked at the same time, like a vulture crossed with a monkey... yuck!

Maybe he looked something like this:

Did Karl Malden fornicate with a monkey?

[Ninja]

Re: Jesus was not white.

I think Jesus wasn't white as well. Does that make me an evil sinner as well? The logic behind why he isn't white proves that he wasn't. Although, that might be a bit much for you TC's to comprehend..........

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Jesus was not white.

I think Jesus wasn't white as well. Does that make me an evil sinner as well? The logic behind why he isn't white proves that he wasn't. Although, that might be a bit much for you TC's to comprehend..........

Have you bothered to read this thread from the very first post? Or are you just here to mock Jesus by calling Him a porch monkey?

[Ninja]

Re: Jesus was not white.

hmm...... perhaps making fun of jesus can be fun. Maybe not. *shrugs* Either way, i still say he wasn't white.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Jesus was not white.

hmm...... perhaps making fun of jesus can be fun. Maybe not. *shrugs* Either way, i still say he wasn't white.

Making fun of the Savior of Mankind, a guy who can kill you with a twitch of His eyebrow and send you into an eternal lake of scalding hot bile, is probably not someone you want to mess with.

And can you prove your vile accusation? Where in the Holy Bible does it say that Jesus is a sand nigra?

[Ninja]

Re: Jesus was not white.

where in the bible does it say he is Caucasian? I mean he was born in Israel, so he WOULD have been a sand nigger. Common sense would tell us such. Common sense, something True Christians lack, apparently.