[Homertard]

Re: Jesus was not white.

Oooooooh my gosh, Omerta! they have changed your name again! have you seen it, just wait till you see what they've done to you

Kinda pathetic really.

[Miss Maisie]

Re: Jesus was not white.

I am indeed A Christian. But there is nothing wrong with gay people, just that I disagree with "Their business" Other than their bed room stuff, which is weird and not right, I have nothing against them.

Y'all make less sense than the son of our housekeeper. Her son ain't right in the head, see. I think it might be something he caught from his Momma, on account of she's a whore. (I shouldn't gossip though.)

Anyway, y'all are saying here that you think they aren't gay excepting for what they do in the bedroom? What they do in the bedroom is what makes them queer. If it weren't for that, they'd be normal folk. Now, queer folk are indeed perfoming an abomination before the Lord, so, unless they become saved there is something indeed very wrong with them and they are doomed to hell.
It seems y'all think they are abominations before the Lord too, why are you afraid of admitting it? Afraid of embarrassing yourself in front of any heathens that are reading this?
Heathens won't think they're so high and mighty when they're struck down to hell with the queer folk they seem to love so much.

But I have my doubts that y'all are Saved. And it seems I'm not the only one!

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: Jesus was not white.

What they do in the bedroom is what makes them queer. If it weren't for that, they'd be normal folk.

Exactly, and what they do in the bedroom is none of our business or concern.

[Miss Maisie]

Re: Jesus was not white.

Young man, are you and young 'Homertard' like my housekeeper's son? Not all right upstairs? Even I, a lowly woman, can see the contradiction. Which is, he claims he sees nothing wrong with queer folk except the very thing that makes the queer! That's be like me saying I have no problem with the taste of my Momma's chicken soup, excepting for the fact that I hate the taste of chicken. Can you see what I mean yet?
It's very simple. I'm sure my housekeeper's boy could understand it if I explained it to him. And seeing as I'm fixin on calling my housekeeper to make me a cup of warm milk to help me sleep, I might just have her explain this topic to her son, and see if he gets it. Then I'll get back to you and let y'all know.

[Homertard]

Re: Jesus was not white.

Whatever. I'll still be friends with them.

[Sista Lateefah]

Re: Jesus was not white.

Whatever. I'll still be friends with them.

I guess you's gonna be "friends" like how these two was "friends".

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Jesus was not white.

I guess you's gonna be "friends" like how these two was "friends".

AMEN Sista!! Or like these two "friends".

Repulsed, Sister Thumper

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Jesus was not white.

I guess you's gonna be "friends" like how these two was "friends".

Well, the Joo's certainly sleazy enough to be the one on the right, but I honestly for the life of me cannot imagine hordes of teenage girls being driven into a frenzy by Homerta gyrating his pelvis.

[Homertard]

Re: Jesus was not white.

Elvis Presley? oh cool!

[Sista Lateefah]

Re: Jesus was not white.

Elvis Presley? oh cool!

Cool? COOL!? Oh no you din't! Didchoo know that he had caught the AIDS from Liberace (the other homer that be in the picture with him)? Thass why he had killed hisself with them drugs, because he din't wanna face the slow, tormentin' end from the disease that the Lord had smited him with fo' his faggotry. The other homer joined him on a AIDS-sponsored one way trip to Hell ten years later. Glory to God!

[Homertard]

Re: Jesus was not white.

I have 4 of his albums, including a live one.

Yeah, he was an idiot, and such, but he helped inspire music. If you don't like him, fine, fair enough. But he was brilliant with music.

[Sista Lateefah]

Re: Jesus was not white.

I have 4 of his albums, including a live one.

Yeah, he was an idiot, and such, but he helped inspire music. If you don't like him, fine, fair enough. But he was brilliant with music.

And Sammy Davis Jr. was a great tapdancer, but he still burnin' in Hell fo' bein' a uppity nigra and a unrepentant Christ-killer. It do not matter how talented you is, if you doesn't use yo talents to glurrify Him, then you is headed on the path to Hell. Besides, at the last Ladies Of Landover meetin', I got told that I be a better tapdancer than that ole nigra joo was. That don't be surprisin', considerin' that his hookeded nose always be throwin' him off balance!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Jesus was not white.

And Sammy Davis Jr. was a great tapdancer, but he still burnin' in Hell fo' bein' a uppity nigra and a unrepentant Christ-killer. It do not matter how talented you is, if you doesn't use yo talents to glurrify Him, then you is headed on the path to Hell. Besides, at the last Ladies Of Landover meetin', I got told that I be a better tapdancer than that ole nigra joo was. That don't be surprisin', considerin' that his hookeded nose always be throwin' him off balance!

Oh you better beleive she is. She gets those feet a tappin like there is no tomorrow and has a rythem that can't be beat. She does "How's I loves ya Mammy" better than any vaudville show I have ever seen.

You GO Sista!

Proud, Sister Thumper

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: Jesus was not white.

Elvis Presley? oh cool!

Aww...you get to be Elvis.

[Homertard]

Re: Jesus was not white.

That's acutally a good thing.