[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: "But I'm Too NICE To Go To Hell!"

Shout GLORY!!!

GLORY!


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[Bobby-Joe]

Re: "But I'm Too NICE To Go To Hell!"

DINGDINGDING!! We have a winner!

My personal favourite bit is verse 31, where Jesus declares Himself redundant:

Luke 16:31 "And he said unto him, If they hear not Moses and the prophets, neither will they be persuaded, though one rose from the dead."

Said by a guy who, oh yeah, rose from the dead in order to make people believe.

Don't be silly you monkey worshiper. Jesus went to Hell and then rose from the dead. As anyone can clearly see this is completely different. It's not like Christ is some zombie from some stupid movie.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: "But I'm Too NICE To Go To Hell!"

That is the best post I've read since I've came to this site.

Better than the sweet, sweet words of Our Lord Jesus Christ?

You're deranged, pal.

[JustARetard]

Re: "But I'm Too NICE To Go To Hell!"

No, the way it would have went is as follows:

You: Hey, Luke 16! Gimme monay!!

Them: No.

You: But I showed Scripture that says people are in Hell! That was the deal!

Them: No, you didn't. You showed Scripture that showed ONE person in Hell. One person =/= people. No soup for you. Try again.

That is the best post I've read since I've came to this site.

[Didymus Much]

Re: "But I'm Too NICE To Go To Hell!"

...I'm pretty sure that is that way it would have went had I tried to use that as evidence.

No, the way it would have went is as follows:

You: Hey, Luke 16! Gimme monay!!

Them: No.

You: But I showed Scripture that says people are in Hell! That was the deal!

Them: No, you didn't. You showed Scripture that showed ONE person in Hell. One person =/= people. No soup for you. Try again.

[LolitaInbred]

Re: "But I'm Too NICE To Go To Hell!"

In the King James Version, which is the one I'm familiar with, it says hell.

[JustARetard]

Re: "But I'm Too NICE To Go To Hell!"

Not sure what happened to my last post, but the scripture you're looking for is Luke chapter 16.

You're talking about Jesus and the rich man and Lazarus. It says that the rich man died and was in torment in Hades.

Luke 16
22 The poor man died and was carried by the angels to Abraham's side. The rich man also died and was buried, 23 and in Hades, being in torment, he lifted up his eyes and saw Abraham far off and Lazarus at his side.

Some Christians say that Hades and Hell (the lake of fire) are not the same place. I'm pretty sure that is that way it would have went had I tried to use that as evidence.

[Didymus Much]

Re: "But I'm Too NICE To Go To Hell!"

Not sure what happened to my last post, but the scripture you're looking for is Luke chapter 16.

DINGDINGDING!! We have a winner!

My personal favourite bit is verse 31, where Jesus declares Himself redundant:

Luke 16:31 "And he said unto him, If they hear not Moses and the prophets, neither will they be persuaded, though one rose from the dead."

Said by a guy who, oh yeah, rose from the dead in order to make people believe.

[JustARetard]

Re: "But I'm Too NICE To Go To Hell!"

Purgatory? That's an invention of the papists. It doesn't exist as there is no reference to it in the Bible.

Thanks for clearing that up Jim. Would you mind answering the question of if there are not souls in Heaven or Hell until after the final judgement where are they now? If you don't want to could you at least point to what book(s) in the KJV I could find the answer?

[LolitaInbred]

Re: "But I'm Too NICE To Go To Hell!"

Not sure what happened to my last post, but the scripture you're looking for is Luke chapter 16.

[Jim Farmer]

Re: "But I'm Too NICE To Go To Hell!"

Where are the souls at now? Purgatory?

Purgatory? That's an invention of the papists. It doesn't exist as there is no reference to it in the Bible.

[JustARetard]

Re: "But I'm Too NICE To Go To Hell!"

I believe that 15 minutes has already passed, so Brother Zech's money is safe.

Anyway,



This is not the correct answer as I do not see a single Bible quote in there.

I know Basilissa. I still haven't found a verse that definitively says that there are souls in hell now, at this time. I have found some that could be interpreted to sound like there are souls in hell but I don't think that would satisfy Zech..or me for that matter.

[Basilissa]

Re: "But I'm Too NICE To Go To Hell!"

Tell you what, dummy: if you can find in the KJV Bible where people are already in Hell, I will send a $1,000 donation in your name to your local NAMBLA chapter.

You have 15 minutes.

Tick tock!

Careful with that one.

I believe that 15 minutes has already passed, so Brother Zech's money is safe.

Anyway,

Fair enough...and thank you for the mostly civil reply. I'm not really used to getting those from you. I guess I didn't realize that no one goes to hell until after the white throne judgement...which poses another question. Where are the souls at now? Purgatory? I mean they have to go somewhere while they await judgement right? I'm sure you'll probably tell me to go find the answers myself but honestly it would be nice if you would answer that question just this one time.
ps. not a big fan of NAMBLA..I prefer girls.

This is not the correct answer as I do not see a single Bible quote in there.

[Didymus Much]

Re: "But I'm Too NICE To Go To Hell!"

...if you can find in the KJV Bible where people are already in Hell, I will send a $1,000 donation in your name...

Careful with that one.

[JustARetard]

Re: "But I'm Too NICE To Go To Hell!"

Tell you what, dummy: if you can find in the KJV Bible where people are already in Hell, I will send a $1,000 donation in your name to your local NAMBLA chapter.

You have 15 minutes.

Tick tock!

Fair enough...and thank you for the mostly civil reply. I'm not really used to getting those from you. I guess I didn't realize that no one goes to hell until after the white throne judgement...which poses another question. Where are the souls at now? Purgatory? I mean they have to go somewhere while they await judgement right? I'm sure you'll probably tell me to go find the answers myself but honestly it would be nice if you would answer that question just this one time.
ps. not a big fan of NAMBLA..I prefer girls.