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  • Rev. Jim Osborne
    True Christian™ Televangelist
    Director of Fundraising and Tithing
    On the Look Out for Wife #6!
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2009
    • 8622

    #1

    PROOF that the KJV Bible is Divinely Inspired

    Look at these FACTS and dare say that the Bible was nothing more than a human invention!

    1. There are 1,189 chapters in the Bible. Psalm 117 is the shortest chapter.
    2. Psalm 119 is the longest chapter.
    3. Psalm 118 has exactly 594 chapters before and 594 chapters after, with Psalm 118 exactly in the middle of the Bible.
    4. 594 + 594 = 1,188.
    5. Psalm 118:8 is exactly in the middle of the Bible.

    "It is better to trust in the Lord than to put confidence in man" (Psalm 118:8)

    This verse contains exactly 14 words, with THE LORD exactly in the center – 7 before and 7 after (the number of completion). Therefore the words "The Lord" make up the exact center of the KJV Bible!

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  • DeadMan89
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Nov 2010
    • 107

    #2
    Re: PROOF that the KJV Bible is Divinely Inspired

    This isn't really proof. It just more or less number play. I can say the same thing about the 23 enigma.

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    • Billy Bob Jenkins
      Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
      About as Straight and Manly as you can get
      Hates anal sex. And trees.
      True Christian™
      • May 2010
      • 8337

      #3
      Re: PROOF that the KJV Bible is Divinely Inspired

      It's another of God's miracles! Clearly, no human being could have made a book with "The Lord" in the middle of it, and all of those other coincidences. That would be impossible. First of all, it would be too hard for a human being to accomplish that. Second of all, what human being would WANT to do something like that? Satan is too busy convincing homosexuals to have anal sex. So obviously, it must be a divine miracle! Halelujia!
      The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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      • Bogdana Alkeav
        Unsaved trash, vodka-guzzling commie harlot
        • Mar 2009
        • 241

        #4
        Re: PROOF that the KJV Bible is Divinely Inspired

        WRONG! http://www.snopes.com/religion/center.asp

        Note: the actual Chapter count totals are:
        Genesis
        50

        Exodus
        40

        Leviticus
        27

        Numbers
        36

        Deuteronomy
        34

        Joshua
        24

        Judges
        21

        Ruth
        4

        1 Samuel
        31

        2 Samuel
        24

        1 Kings
        22

        2 Kings
        25

        1 Chronicles
        29

        2 Chronicles
        36

        Ezra
        10

        Nehemiah
        13

        Esther
        10

        Job
        42

        Psalms 1-117
        117


        Total: 595 Chapters



        Psalms 119-150
        32

        Proverbs
        31

        Ecclesiates
        12

        Song of Songs
        8

        Isaiah
        66

        Jeremiah
        52

        Lamentations
        5

        Ezekiel
        48

        Daniel
        12

        Hosea
        14

        Joel
        3

        Amos
        9

        Obadiah
        1

        Jonah
        4

        Micah
        7

        Nahum
        3

        Habakkuk
        3

        Zephaniah
        3

        Haggai
        2

        Zechariah
        14

        Malachi
        4

        Matthew
        28

        Mark
        16

        Luke
        24

        John
        21

        Acts
        28

        Romans
        16

        1 Corinthians
        16

        2 Corinthians
        13

        Galatians
        6

        Ephesians
        6

        Philippians
        4

        Colossians
        4

        1 Thessalonians
        5

        2 Thessalonians
        3

        1 Timothy
        6

        2 Timothy
        4

        Titus
        3

        Philemon
        1

        Hebrews
        13

        James
        5

        1 Peter
        5

        2 Peter
        3

        1 John
        5

        2 John
        1

        3 John
        1

        Jude
        1

        Revelation
        22
        Total: 593 Chapters
        Note: As you can see, Psalm 118 is therefore not the center chapter of the Bible. There are 594 chapters up to (and including) Psalm 116, and 594 Chapters from 118 on (including Psalm 118).
        This makes Psalm 117, (not Psalm 118) the center chapter of the Bible.
        Psalm 117 is the shortest Psalm. It has only two verses, and therefore no "center" verse. ___________________________________
        Psalm 117:
        1. O praise the Lord, all ye nations: praise him all ye people.
        2. For his merciful kindness is great toward us, and the truth of the Lord endureth forever. Praise ye the Lord.
        ___________________________________
        There is in fact No Center Verse of the Bible---the KJV Bible has an Even Number of verses.
        The King James Bible has 31,174 verses — an even number — so there is no one "center" verse: the center would be a combination of the 15,587th and the 15,588th verses, which do fall within Psalm 118 (Psalm 118:8-9, to be exact).

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        • Billy Bob Jenkins
          Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
          About as Straight and Manly as you can get
          Hates anal sex. And trees.
          True Christian™
          • May 2010
          • 8337

          #5
          Re: PROOF that the KJV Bible is Divinely Inspired

          @ Bogdana

          Are you saying that God's math was off? Then you are still presupposing that He exists!
          The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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          • Bogdana Alkeav
            Unsaved trash, vodka-guzzling commie harlot
            • Mar 2009
            • 241

            #6
            Re: PROOF that the KJV Bible is Divinely Inspired

            God's math?

            So, Rev. Jim is God now, is he?

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            • Billy Bob Jenkins
              Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
              About as Straight and Manly as you can get
              Hates anal sex. And trees.
              True Christian™
              • May 2010
              • 8337

              #7
              Re: PROOF that the KJV Bible is Divinely Inspired

              Originally posted by Bogdana Alkeav View Post
              God's math?

              So, Rev. Jim is God now, is he?
              What a malicious thing to suggest. I would never commit such blasphemy.

              So you are saying it is Rev. Jim's math that is off.

              Well explain this then: since the KJV1611 is inspired by God, why wouldn't Rev. Jim be right?
              The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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              • Bogdana Alkeav
                Unsaved trash, vodka-guzzling commie harlot
                • Mar 2009
                • 241

                #8
                Re: PROOF that the KJV Bible is Divinely Inspired

                Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                What a malicious thing to suggest. I would never commit such blasphemy.

                So you are saying it is Rev. Jim's math that is off.

                Well explain this then: since the KJV1611 is inspired by God, why wouldn't Rev. Jim be right?
                There are times when no counter-argument can humiliate an opponent more than their own words.

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