[HisNoodleyAppendage]

Re: Atheists: Deluded Fools Living in Denial

God will not be mocked, you spaghetti slurping pervert!

But Pastor, my faith in Jesus is 100% as pure as any Pastafarian Christian you'll meet.

1 Timothy 1:1-10 "1Paul, an apostle of Jesus Christ by the commandment of God our Saviour, and Lord Jesus Christ, which is our hope; 2Unto Timothy, my own son in the faith: Grace, mercy, and peace, from God our Father and Jesus Christ our Lord.
3As I besought thee to abide still at Ephesus, when I went into Macedonia, that thou mightest charge some that they teach no other doctrine, 4Neither give heed to fables and endless genealogies, which minister questions, rather than godly edifying which is in faith: so do. 5Now the end of the commandment is charity out of a pure heart, and of a good conscience, and of faith unfeigned: 6From which some having swerved have turned aside unto vain jangling; 7Desiring to be teachers of the law; understanding neither what they say, nor whereof they affirm.
8But we know that the law is good, if a man use it lawfully; 9Knowing this, that the law is not made for a righteous man, but for the lawless and disobedient, for the ungodly and for sinners, for unholy and profane, for murderers of fathers and murderers of mothers, for manslayers, 10For whoremongers, for them that defile themselves with mankind, for menstealers, for liars, for perjured persons, and if there be any other thing that is contrary to sound doctrine;"

And sound doctrine of believing in He alone: Mark 16:16 "
He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned." in John 3:16 "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life." I can assure you that I am truly a Pastafarian Christian.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Atheists: Deluded Fools Living in Denial

Pastor, how could I ever flame His favorite church, Landover Baptist? Its an honor to be here and I do not wish to be thrown into the firey pits of hell for all eternity, so I choose Jesus to be my savior and be a True Christian forever ramen.

God will not be mocked, you spaghetti slurping pervert!

Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.

[HisNoodleyAppendage]

Re: Atheists: Deluded Fools Living in Denial

Dear demon;

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

Pastor, how could I ever flame His favorite church, Landover Baptist? Its an honor to be here and I do not wish to be thrown into the firey pits of hell for all eternity, so I choose Jesus to be my savior and be a True Christian forever ramen.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Atheists: Deluded Fools Living in Denial

Yes brother Roger and it is very important that we institute Creationism into the schools, no matter what name we give to the type of Creationism it might be. Flying Spaghetti Monsterism is just as legitimate a Science as Creationism and should be taught alongside and hand and hand with Biblical Young Earth Creationism. Ramen and Ramen.

Dear demon;

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

[HisNoodleyAppendage]

Re: Atheists: Deluded Fools Living in Denial

Why should we have to judge you when God has been judging you since you came out of the womb?

Romans 2:16 In the day when God shall judge the secrets of men by Jesus Christ according to my gospel.

Romans 14:10 But why dost thou judge thy brother? or why dost thou set at nought thy brother? for we shall all stand before the judgment seat of Christ.

When you're ready to start reading the Holy word of God over your satanic comic books and Stephanie Meyer novels, let us know. Until then, you truly are the unsaved trash described by your forum name.

Yours in Christ, -Roger.

Yes brother Roger and it is very important that we institute Creationism into the schools, no matter what name we give to the type of Creationism it might be. Flying Spaghetti Monsterism is just as legitimate a Science as Creationism and should be taught alongside and hand and hand with Biblical Young Earth Creationism. Ramen and Ramen.

[CreationistRoger]

Re: Atheists: Deluded Fools Living in Denial

AMEN!! You know.. I might not be allowed to say that since I am judged by "Christians" as unsaved trash, but let me say it again... Amen. You have a logical opinion.

Why should we have to judge you when God has been judging you since you came out of the womb?

Romans 2:16 In the day when God shall judge the secrets of men by Jesus Christ according to my gospel.

Romans 14:10 But why dost thou judge thy brother? or why dost thou set at nought thy brother? for we shall all stand before the judgment seat of Christ.

When you're ready to start reading the Holy word of God over your satanic comic books and Stephanie Meyer novels, let us know. Until then, you truly are the unsaved trash described by your forum name.

Yours in Christ, -Roger.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

I know!!! Atheists are hated by God too. Generalizations. Gotta love them just like our "true Christians" you know... the ones that think they can judge everyone? Yeah... those guys. I have been a Catholic for many years and I am in a missionary. However, I didn't read ANYWHERE in the Bible where it says "Jesus loves each an every one of you." Oh dang. :/ I guess I must go and... you know... reread the Bible. Shameful of me. Well... I also guess people with logical opinions are fools. Ironic.


Apparently "unsaved trash" thanks for the Generalization irrelevant people. I guess God truly does hate me. Since he said so. Judgmental people.

I suppose you think that all generalisations are wrong?

All the best.
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[JillianneAthena]

Re: Atheists: Deluded Fools Living in Denial

Atheists are not living in denial, they have made a logical and rational decision based upon objective reality rather than what a goddamn book written by people who lie says. Atheists are people as well, like gays and everyone on this earth, YOU people at Landover are actually the most racist, idiotic and misguided people i have ever seen before. God loves EVERYONE. No shut up, EVERYONE.

AMEN!! You know.. I might not be allowed to say that since I am judged by "Christians" as unsaved trash, but let me say it again... Amen. You have a logical opinion.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Atheists: Deluded Fools Living in Denial

I know!!! Atheists are hated by God too. Generalizations. Gotta love them just like our "true Christians" you know... the ones that think they can judge everyone? Yeah... those guys. I have been a Catholic for many years and I am in a missionary. However, I didn't read ANYWHERE in the Bible where it says "Jesus loves each an every one of you." Oh dang. :/ I guess I must go and... you know... reread the Bible. Shameful of me. Well... I also guess people with logical opinions are fools. Ironic.


Apparently "unsaved trash" thanks for the Generalization irrelevant people. I guess God truly does hate me. Since he said so. Judgmental people.

Catholics are not Christians.

This explains a lot, however, and why you listen to traditions made up by people instead of following the word of God.

God doesn't love everyone; he burns the vast majority of people on the planet in endless torment when they die for not believing in Jesus, for example. This is right and proper or God wouldn't do it, but you really do need to look outside your little bubble and see things as they are. It's easy when you are in a cosseted and brainwashed elite determined to ignore actual scripture to convince yourself of fundamental untruths about God.

Go and actually read your Bible in context from start to finish. Avoid guidance from patriarchal/matriarchal figures who "guide" you to the bits that fit their narrow agenda. Note that we have actual confidence in your freedom to learn without us biasing you. Ask yourself when this happens with your priests who just want you to grow up and produce gullible sons for them to anally rape.

Only then will you love God in the same way we do.

[JillianneAthena]

Re: Atheists: Deluded Fools Living in Denial

I know!!! Atheists are hated by God too. Generalizations. Gotta love them just like our "true Christians" you know... the ones that think they can judge everyone? Yeah... those guys. I have been a Catholic for many years and I am in a missionary. However, I didn't read ANYWHERE in the Bible where it says "Jesus loves each an every one of you." Oh dang. :/ I guess I must go and... you know... reread the Bible. Shameful of me. Well... I also guess people with logical opinions are fools. Ironic.


Apparently "unsaved trash" thanks for the Generalization irrelevant people. I guess God truly does hate me. Since he said so. Judgmental people.

[Jedediah]

Re: Atheists: Deluded Fools Living in Denial

I suddenly feel converted after reading these posts and other ones here.
May I join your ranks?
(not being sarcastic)

It's not us you should be asking. Get on your knees and ask Jesus to enter you with His love.

Matthew 18:3
And said, Verily I say unto you, Except ye be converted, and become as little children, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven.

John 14:6
Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

Since I doubt you have your own King James Authorized Version (c)1611 Holy Bible, I suggest you download the trustworthy copy available here and bind it yourself. You simply can't trust heathen publishers.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Atheists: Deluded Fools Living in Denial

I suddenly feel converted after reading these posts and other ones here.
May I join your ranks?
(not being sarcastic)

That is really between you and Jesus. We can only observe the transformation.

If I were you I would read the King James Bible cover to cover, and apply its teachings. This is the only way to get right with Jesus.

I only pray that you get right with Him before He kills you.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Atheists: Deluded Fools Living in Denial

I suddenly feel converted after reading these posts and other ones here.
May I join your ranks?
(not being sarcastic)

Shout Glory! Landover Baptist Church is as real as the very fires of hell. Our Divine Mission is to reveal the full depth and breathtaking majesty of the Word of God, and the Christian lifestyle to the outside world. If you are interested in joining this cause, the first step is to read carefully, post creatively, and use the Holy KJV Bible to back up your posts whenever possible.

Great rewards await those who do well. You have no idea.

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[RoryReloaded]

Re: Atheists: Deluded Fools Living in Denial

I suddenly feel converted after reading these posts and other ones here.
May I join your ranks?
(not being sarcastic)

[Adam Fag]

Re: Atheists: Deluded Fools Living in Denial

It's been a big help to read through this thread and to see how God has told us that, yes, atheists are fools.

The next thing to look at is

original post

"atheists: deluded fools …"

and they do bring us such a lot of delusion. One example would be God's use of "anaesthesia" during the "cloning" of Eve. To suggest that God had access to a general anaesthetic and life support system is ridiculous.

How general anaesthetic is given

An anaesthetist is a doctor who has been specially trained in anaesthesia. If you are having a general anaesthetic, it will be given to you by an anaesthetist, either as a:

• liquid that is injected into your veins through a cannula (a thin, plastic tube that feeds into a vein, usually on the back of your hand)
• gas that you breathe in through a mask

I have just started to read the Bible properly. Even in Genesis (which is where I've started) God gives us enough information to refute this atheist delusion. In reverse order:



gas needs to be contained in a metal bottle. At the time of Adam there were no metal bottles.
It was Adam's great-great-great-great-grandson (Tubalcain) who smelted the first metal.
We know that no-one else did so earlier because everyone who learned about metals was instructed by Tubalcain.

Genesis 4:22 And Zillah, she also bare Tubalcain, an instructer of every artificer in brass and iron: and the sister of Tubalcain was Naamah.

plastic tube Genesis has not mentioned a petrochemicals industry yet, as far as I've read. That means that there would be no plastic tubes available for use on Adam. But let's confront these delusions on their home turf and take one of their own adages:

ABSENCE OF PROOF IS NOT PROOF OF ABSENCE.

OK, I can run with that. Let us reason together this way. Without refined metals and sophisticated alloys it is impossible to build an oil refinery. Alloys were invented by Tubalcain in approximately 3810BC. Eve was created in approx. 4004BC. The maths is straightforward. Allowing 10 years for construction, an oil refinery could not be operational before 3799BC. Plastic tubes were not available in 4004BC and so therefore Eve was not cloned.


Adam's deep sleep was miraculous and could not have been the result of general anaesthetics, a beautiful demonstration BY GOD of His majesty and power.

THIS

Genesis 2:21 And the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof; 22 And the rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man.

NOT THIS