The Question of SPERM - saving the souls of semen. Luke 15 and Romans 6 to the rescue!

[Elmer G. White]

SPERM

One of God’s Grandest Designs. An efficient, economical and elegant way for passing on manly characteristics to the next generation. Millions of potential soldiers for Christ and millions of possible good homely homes for men’s penises. That’s it: soldiers and incubators for more soldiers. Yet for the Fallen world (Genesis 2-3) sperm poses a frightful dilemma. Every time a man ejaculates, hundreds of millions of sperm cells enter the woman’s cooter only to perish. The competition is fierce and shows the Magnificent nature of God’s Intelligent Design. Only the strongest and most pious sperm reach the ovum, fertilize it and produce new soldiers.

The fate of the remaining sperm is, however, a significant theological and spiritual problem. We know from previous True Christian™ studies that everybody is born in original sin (Genesis 2-3) and this is also the case for these isolated sperm cells. Unless they fertilize an ovum, grow into men or female incubators, repent and be saved, Hell remains the only alternative. This is also a crucial reason why masturbation, contraception, oral joys and homersex can be considered to be mass murder. The problem is aggravated by the fact that only once a month is the woman’s uterus ready to receive the husband’s precious gift. Intercourse during other times leads to the murder of staggering amounts of sperm. Satan rejoices. New unsaved souls enter his realm each time a man ejaculates outside the timepoint of his woman’s ovulation. This is sad and undoubtedly caused by original sin (Genesis 1-2).

Exodus 20:13
Thou shalt not kill.

Yet this takes place every time a man ejaculates. We have forgotten that every sperm is Created by God (Job 31:15, Psalms 22:10), every sperm is Sacred and Good, and if we waste them, God can be quite upset with us. We should see every single sperm as wanted, good and needed and give them good homes. We are not pagans, who spill their seed everywhere over mountains, hills and plains (Genesis 38:9). No, we are true Christians™, who do not spill their seed in vain!

This leads us to the ultimate dilemma. If we could use more incubators for sperm and give additional isolated sperm cells the possibility of life and repentance, should we do so even if it meant committing another sin, that of adultery?

Please, let me elaborate.
If a Godly man were to impregnate more women in addition to his wife, more sperms would find a loving home, have the chance of fertilizing an egg, grow up to be a potential soldier for Christ. This would be wonderful, saving souls is one of the prime directives of the True Christian™ life. But this would mean having conjugal relations with women not married to the man in question. Adultery. A grievous sin.

Exodus 20:14
Thou shalt not commit adultery.

Leviticus 20:10
And the man that committeth adultery with another man's wife, even he that committeth adultery with his neighbour's wife, the adulterer and the adulteress shall surely be put to death.

Deuteronomy 5:18
Neither shalt thou commit adultery.

Proverbs 6:32
But whoso committeth adultery with a woman lacketh understanding: he that doeth it destroyeth his own soul.

The second case (Leviticus 20:10) can obviously be circumnavigated by fornicating with an unmarried woman. Still, the problem remains. How can we compare two disgusting abominable sins with one another. Killing innocent sperm sends them into Hell. Committing adultery is a vile thing (even with an unmarried woman) that destroys the SOUL (as stated above in Proverbs 6:32).

Gain of saving souls of sperm vs. sin of adultery = ????????

Brethren, this dilemma has been most bothersome for me. However, I’ve recently immersed myself repeatedly into Luke 15. What a Glorious Chapter. The Parable of the Lost Sheep.

Luke 15:4-7.

What man of you, having an hundred sheep, if he lose one of them, doth not leave the ninety and nine in the wilderness, and go after that which is lost, until he find it?
And when he hath found it, he layeth it on his shoulders, rejoicing.
And when he cometh home, he calleth together his friends and neighbours, saying unto them, Rejoice with me; for I have found my sheep which was lost.
I say unto you, that likewise joy shall be in heaven over one sinner that repenteth, more than over ninety and nine just persons, which need no repentance.

Now, let us combine this with the fact that a saved® True Christian™ in free from sin, HE CANNOT SIN (1 John 1:7, Romans 6:6-8, 2 Corinthians 5:17). Thus, saving souls takes precedence over a prohibition that is sinful for the non-repenting lost soul.

What is the outcome:
1. A repenting sinner who’s become a True Christian™ is always the most precious soul for Jesus. A repenting adulterer or a mass murderer receives more love and affection from Jesus in Heaven than you average immaculate True Christian™.
2. A verified True Christian™ man free from sin can only gain more profit by saving souls.
3. Even if the act was considered a sin, the Saved person only gains prestige by it (with adequate repentance) in the eyes of Jesus.
4. This all concerns ONLY True Christian™ LBC members. Unsaved trash will definitely end up in Hell if trying this out.

The equation suddenly becomes solvable:

Gain of saving souls > sin of adultery (in case the woman is not married).

I would recommend that only True Christian™ LBC pastors and True Christian™ men of extremely good record experiment with this new vision of saving sperm souls. I also recommend that any unmarried women wishing to participate in the project ask for credentials of the man. However, this offers potential of saving 30 times more sperm souls than previously if the man is capable of producing an ejaculate of reasonable volume every day (some pious men might me capable of more). And it does not end there. The average gestation period for a female incubator is 9 months. By simple maths we can multiply 9 x 30 and we get 270 times more saved souls. Every sperm will not be saved but this would be a good start on order to properly respect God’s intricate, wonderful design!

I understand that this issue is most controversial and includes explicit material. However, Saving Souls is a pivotal task now that Time is running out and The End of Days is near. This must be discussed. Can we ignore the possibility of multiplying the amount of potential True Christian™ saved would by the factor of 270?!


Yours in Christ,


Elmer

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: The Question of SPERM - saving the souls of semen. Luke 15 and Romans 6 to the rescue!

I had sex exactly one time for each of my children. I am certain my excessive amount of pre-sex-prayer made sure only a single sperm was involved each time.

The real problem here is of course Obama's all gay army. Just imagine the horrible horrible fate of those sperms. First being ejected into someone's filthy behind followed by eternal damnation to the fires of Hell. Only the worst of criminals would do such a thing to a soul.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: The Question of SPERM - saving the souls of semen. Luke 15 and Romans 6 to the rescue!

I had sex exactly one time for each of my children. I am certain my excessive amount of pre-sex-prayer made sure only a single sperm was involved each time.

The real problem here is of course Obama's all gay army. Just imagine the horrible horrible fate of those sperms. First being ejected into someone's filthy behind followed by eternal damnation to the fires of Hell. Only the worst of criminals would do such a thing to a soul.

Brother Cranky,

I must also learn this method of controlling my fertility and preserving my precious bodily fluids. This would also enable me to cut down drastically the number of marital duties, which I find most distasteful and cumbersome.

I suppose - as you indicated - that this type of controlled release of sperm can be acquired through prayer. I found some nice verses upon which I hope to build a renewed life of less frequent conjugal relations and much more time for intimate moments at the bosom of Sweet Jesus.



2 Peter 1:8
For if these things be in you, and abound, they make you that ye shall neither be barren nor unfruitful in the knowledge of our Lord Jesus Christ.

This indicates I have the means for this within me if I only trust Jesus. And I DO!

Titus 3:14
And let ours also learn to maintain good works for necessary uses, that they be not unfruitful.


And this verse states that I really should do this and spare my semen for the moments of necessity, for actual fertilization instead of uncomfortable marital fornication. I'm sure life is going to get a lot better once my prayers are answered.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[BrotherLarry]

Re: The Question of SPERM - saving the souls of semen. Luke 15 and Romans 6 to the rescue!

This is, indeed, a controversial topic, but as I prayed about it, the Lord spake to my heart and said, "True Christian(TM) men should open their own sperm bank."

I said, "Lord, is that you?" and He said, "Uh huh. It's Me." So I know it was Him, otherwise He would have said so. Jesus is so good to us in that way. Glory to His Name.

So anyway, I wonder what the bank could be called? The Lord impressed upon me some possibilities:

First Bank of Faith
Future Soldiers of Christ Bank
Depositors of Life Bank and Trust (in Jesus)

Men of faith would be likely willing to make a deposit every day. Some sort of ATM depository would probably be possible for after hours. Pray about it, fellows, and know that I would step to the forefront to give a hand to help make this a reality. Thank You, God, for inspirational ideas that further the Gospel of Christ!

COME, Lord Jesus,
BrotherLarry

[Elmer G. White]

Re: The Question of SPERM - saving the souls of semen. Luke 15 and Romans 6 to the rescue!

This is, indeed, a controversial topic, but as I prayed about it, the Lord spake to my heart and said, "True Christian™ men should open their own sperm bank."

I said, "Lord, is that you?" and He said, "Uh huh. It's Me." So I know it was Him, otherwise He would have said so. Jesus is so good to us in that way. Glory to His Name.

So anyway, I wonder what the bank could be called? The Lord impressed upon me some possibilities:

First Bank of Faith
Future Soldiers of Christ Bank
Depositors of Life Bank and Trust (in Jesus)

Men of faith would be likely willing to make a deposit every day. Some sort of ATM depository would probably be possible for after hours. Pray about it, fellows, and know that I would step to the forefront to give a hand to help make this a reality. Thank You, God, for inspirational ideas that further the Gospel of Christ!

COME, Lord Jesus,
BrotherLarry

Brother,

Your idea is most interesting.

It seemed too good to be true, so I immediately searched the Bible for rejection/confirmation.

I’m happy to tell you that evidently Jesus supports this idea.

Genesis 19:34
And it came to pass on the morrow, that the firstborn said unto the younger, Behold, I lay yesternight with my father: let us make him drink wine this night also; and go thou in, and lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father.
Genesis 45:7
And God sent me before you to preserve you a posterity in the earth, and to save your lives by a great deliverance.
Jeremiah 49:11
Leave thy fatherless children, I will preserve them alive; and let thy widows trust in me.

Obviously, we’re not going to find direct references to sperm banks in the Bible. What I was looking for were verses to support the idea of maintaining the offspring alive until they can be given the chance of reaching the promised fertile environment of a suitable cooter.

And, hark! It is OK to preserve the posterity. God is contributing to the preservation even if the father is no longer among us.

I think this calls for rapid mobilization of believers to design and carry out the plan of a True Christian™ sperm bank.

Questions to solve:
1. How to obtain the semen daily without committing the sin of self-abuse or unnatural intercourse (such as manual fornication or oration)?
2. How to avoid using sinful preservatives as semen-collecting vessels?

While these questions – and many others – undoubtedly remain, I think this idea is worth investigating further!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: The Question of SPERM - saving the souls of semen. Luke 15 and Romans 6 to the rescue!

In my younger days I could not wait to wed and begin bringing young Benedicts into this world. When I approached (actually thinking back, he approached me) My late wife's father to discuss starting the courtship process process. I figured a year or so courting, an engagement when I did my military duty, say 2-3 years then the marriage.
He said something that surprised me to no end ''Why wait". He said that since I had no family I didn't need time to coordinate things with them and he could have the wedding organized in a week!
I have to admit it was a pretty good party seeing that it was organized so fast. The bride was so happy she cried every time anybody would speak to her, she was overwhelmed in the moment.
I won't say much about the wedding night just 2 young virgins learning about sex together. I will admit her suggestions were much more beneficial to the actual act itself.
We must have done a lot of things right because after only 6 months our son was born! Jesus had truly blessed our growing family.
By this time time I was called up for military service and was sent to Vietnam.US Army, supply corporal. I have to tell you I find it hard to believe that all those people saying how dangerous the place was. I was there 13 months and was never shot at.
I spent a lot of time on bible study during the 13 months and quickly realized I was not fulfilling all the Lord asks of his Christian warriors, specifically Numbers 31:17-18 and Deuteronomy 21:10-14, especially Deuteronomy.

Deuteronomy 21:10-14King James Version (KJV)

10 When thou goest forth to war against thine enemies, and the Lord thy God hath delivered them into thine hands, and thou hast taken them captive,
11 And seest among the captives a beautiful woman, and hast a desire unto her, that thou wouldest have her to thy wife;
12 Then thou shalt bring her home to thine house, and she shall shave her head, and pare her nails;
13 And she shall put the raiment of her captivity from off her, and shall remain in thine house, and bewail her father and her mother a full month: and after that thou shalt go in unto her, and be her husband, and she shall be thy wife.
14 And it shall be, if thou have no delight in her, then thou shalt let her go whither she will; but thou shalt not sell her at all for money, thou shalt not make merchandise of her, because thou hast humbled her.

I did as commanded but you know it was strange because it seemed every young girl I asked would swear up and down they were virgins and none seemed interested in me shaving their heads or staying with me past sunrise, none.
When I came home to my wife and son I believe my wife had been touched by demons. We tried 15-20 times for another son but no more were forthcoming. I knew it could not be me as I had produced my 1st so quickly.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: The Question of SPERM - saving the souls of semen. Luke 15 and Romans 6 to the rescue!

I'm sorry to go off topic for a moment, but may I ask, Brother Benedict: how old is your son now? Is he a True Christian? Is he married? Where does he live and does he have a good job?

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: The Question of SPERM - saving the souls of semen. Luke 15 and Romans 6 to the rescue!

I'm sorry to go off topic for a moment, but may I ask, Brother Benedict: how old is your son now? Is he a True Christian? Is he married? Where does he live and does he have a good job?

I will not steal this thread speaking of myself but I will say I have turned my back on him years ago when he announced to anyone who would listen that he did not believe in a God and that he was moving to San Fransisco to begin a life of total debauchery. I acted as a good True Christian father but he would not give up his homersexual lifestyle or his role playing ways...I think they call their illness as being a Furry! He acts and dresses as a unicorn. The shame of it all I couldn't bring him back to the flock. Again enough of that here, I have spoken too much about my life here. I apologize.