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Folks, this is a seasonal forum, open till sometime in October. Going back to school is stressful, so why not call upon GOD's favorites (LBC members of course!) to help you make this school year the best!
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Members should pay attention to their mail. Local retailers sometimes pad their back-to-school sales with advertisements for alcohol. Obviously you don't want your child seeing how cheap the beer is when you're buying them binders and pencil sharpeners.
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Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Postand remember:
Only whores wear dresses above the knee!
Is that why LBC women only shave their legs up to the knees?Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!Comment
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Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
Some men prefer flossing and love-making to be separate activities...Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!Comment
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Back to school? Good! Those little demons need to be in school instead of being out and about, causing trouble. They smoke and drink as they drive along the country roads, and throw their garbage onto the wayside. And then I run over the garbage with my Batwing mower.
A baby is a human being, not a stem cell!
Psalm 139:19-20
Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.Comment
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What? Men don't have teeth down there.Originally posted by tidal wave of warm spit View PostsigpicComment
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Originally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View Post
I was referring to men who perform >>>>Blasphemy deleted<<<<<.Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!Comment
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How dare you!!!!
I'd Infract you for that if I knew what it meant.
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Ask your boy toy.Originally posted by Talitha View PostHow dare you!!!!
I'd Infract you for that if I knew what it meant.Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!Comment
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um, this is about going to school not, "What to do in the bed"
Can we please get back on topic.
Anyway collage is starting back up in 2 weeks. God willing, I will graduate this year!
1 John 2:22 Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son.
23:Whosoever denieth the Son, the same hath not the Father: he that acknowledgeth the Son hath the Father also.Comment
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Then what? You get to strap a bomb to yourself and run into a crowded Church to try and kill as many Christians as you can?Originally posted by Brother Daoud View Postum, this is about going to school not, "What to do in the bed"
Can we please get back on topic.
Anyway collage is starting back up in 2 weeks. God willing, I will graduate this year!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
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No, that sort of act is banned in the QuranOriginally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostThen what? You get to strap a bomb to yourself and run into a crowded Church to try and kill as many Christians as you can?
Also suicide NO MATTER WHAT is forbiddin in the QuranThey were evicted from their homes unjustly, for no reason other than saying, "Our Lord is GOD." If it were not for GOD's supporting of some people against others, monasteries, churches, synagogues, and masjids - where the name of GOD is commemorated frequently - would have been destroyed. Absolutely, GOD supports those who support Him. GOD is Powerful, Almighty." 22:40
Prophet Mohammad also clearly said It is forbiddenDo not kill yourselves, for God is compassionate towards you. Whoever does so, in transgression and wrongfully, We shall roast in a fire, and that is an easy matter for God. an-Nisaa 4:29-30
The Prophet said, "He who commits suicide by throttling shall keep on throttling himself in the Hell Fire (forever) and he who commits suicide by stabbing himself shall keep on stabbing himself in the Hell-Fire." (Sahih Bukhari 2.446, 2.445)1 John 2:22 Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son.
23:Whosoever denieth the Son, the same hath not the Father: he that acknowledgeth the Son hath the Father also.Comment
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