[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Virgin Mary

Well, Pastor, now you are here. How about we organise a little treat for you, where both myself and Sister Arethusa have a contest.

All the menfolk can compare our Cup-cakes in a sort of Perky Play-off.
The one with the Perkiest wins, and if there is a draw then a Pastor makes the final decision.
The winning Lady gets some free Dickens Cider from said Pastor.


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Count me IN! Praise Jesus!

[Talitha]

Re: Virgin Mary

Well, Pastor, now you are here. How about we organise a little treat for you, where both myself and Sister Arethusa have a contest.

All the menfolk can compare our Cup-cakes in a sort of Perky Play-off.
The one with the Perkiest wins, and if there is a draw then a Pastor makes the final decision.
The winning Lady gets some free Dickens Cider from said Pastor.


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[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Virgin Mary

I enjoy nothing more than inviting the Menfolk around to have a nibble on my Cupcakes for afters.
Rabbit Casserole for main course washed down of course with a little Dickens Cider.

You should try this Sister Arethusa. You may even end up with a fine upstanding member of our True Christian™ community and at last find yourself a husband.

True words, sister T! All that girl needs is one of our True Christian™ Brothers, rock-hard for Jesus, enjoying their Dickens Cider. I know of several Brothers who are always up for the task at hand. And having free access to her sweet cupcakes would make them perky, I know. GLORY!!

[Talitha]

Re: Virgin Mary

I enjoy nothing more than inviting the Menfolk around to have a nibble on my Cupcakes for afters.
Rabbit Casserole for main course washed down of course with a little Dickens Cider.

You should try this Sister Arethusa. You may even end up with a fine upstanding member of our True Christian™ community and at last find yourself a husband.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Virgin Mary

How about cupcakes? I made some today for the roommate who's going off on a research trip for a few weeks. (And they're not Mexican so you can't complain. )

What's that disgusting stuff on the tops? Is it pus?

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Virgin Mary

Thanks! Oh I'm having a grand time baking for anyone and no one in particular as it is. oh and God of course, who seems especially fond of black forest cake made with a lot of wine, topped with strawberries.

You keep asking about that casserole Pastor and I keep telling you, I don't cook rabbits! Cow, sheep, goat, chicken, fish eels and assorted shellfish, even ducks and snails but not.rabbits.

The cake sounds delightful!

I'm thinking it'd be a great Easter Sunday dessert, right after some Easter Bunny Stew! I'm telling ya, the kids will rush to the table when you tell them they're going to see the Easter Bunny at dinnertime!

Last year, Rosa made Easter Bunny Stew for the local church potluck here in Salem. We even made sure that the weekly program said that the Easter Bunny would be there!

The children gathered 'round, and when Rosa opened up the pot, oh, the cries of joy! The tears of happiness, rolling down their sweet little cheeks! It was a beautiful thing to behold.

I get a little misty myself, thinking about it.

[Arethusa]

Re: Virgin Mary

Very nice, sister, very nice. We need to find you a Godly Husband to bake for.

How are you with rabbit casserole?

Thanks! Oh I'm having a grand time baking for anyone and no one in particular as it is. oh and God of course, who seems especially fond of black forest cake made with a lot of wine, topped with strawberries.

You keep asking about that casserole Pastor and I keep telling you, I don't cook rabbits! Cow, sheep, goat, chicken, fish eels and assorted shellfish, even ducks and snails but not.rabbits.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Virgin Mary

How about cupcakes? I made some today for the roommate who's going off on a research trip for a few weeks. (And they're not Mexican so you can't complain. )

Very nice, sister, very nice. We need to find you a Godly Husband to bake for.

How are you with rabbit casserole?

[Arethusa]

Re: Virgin Mary

As long as you are on the right side of the kitchen counter, rolling our pie crusts, then everything is fine. Don't overtax your little head.

How about cupcakes? I made some today for the roommate who's going off on a research trip for a few weeks. (And they're not Mexican so you can't complain. )

[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

Re: Virgin Mary

I saw this movie, it was called The Da Vinci Code. It said jesus' was married to some phat ass chick named Mary. If so is Mary his wife or his mom? I'm still confused how this bible thing works..

First of all, the movie was pure filth. Ron Howard needs to stop making these movies with Tom Hanks. It's just hard to believe that little Opie is making all these horrific films.

The "Mary" referred to in the film is none other than Mary Magdelene. The Gnostics have a "Gospel of Mary", and it is hypothesised that the 4th gospel, attributed to an unknown author, was in fact written by Mary as well.

http://www.bibleufo.com/anomlostbooks.htm

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Virgin Mary

The bride of Christ? We're all nuns now? Am I on the right site?!

As long as you are on the right side of the kitchen counter, rolling our pie crusts, then everything is fine. Don't overtax your little head.

[Arethusa]

Re: Virgin Mary

Jesus wasn't married to any slut named Mary (Pardon me, Sister Maria). The Landover Baptist Church is the bride if Christ.

The bride of Christ? We're all nuns now? Am I on the right site?!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Virgin Mary

Jesus wasn't married to any slut named Mary (Pardon me, Sister Maria).

You're pardoned. My name is my name, and I can't help that my papist parents couldn't be more original.

[Talitha]

Re: Virgin Mary

Jesus wasn't married to any slut named Mary (Pardon me, Sister Maria). The Landover Baptist Church is the bride if Christ.

AMEN© Pastor Danish!!

[Pastor Rune Enoe]

Re: Virgin Mary

If so is Mary his wife or his mom? I'm still confused how this bible thing works..

Jesus wasn't married to any slut named Mary (Pardon me, Sister Maria). The Landover Baptist Church is the bride if Christ.