[Johny Joe Hold]

ALERT TO PARENTS: Do you want your child near a man who dresses like a woman?

[MitzaLizalor]

Pope Leo Warns Against Spread of ‘De Facto Atheism’ ↓

There are many settings in which the Christian faith is considered absurd, meant for the weak and unintelligent. Settings where other securities are preferred, like technology, money, success, power, or pleasure . . . They are the places where our missionary outreach is desperately needed.

This is an ambiguous statement. What exactly are they looking to achieve? Weak and unintelligent minds? Or technology, money, success, power and pleasure.
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Is he trying to imply Trump, the most powerful man on the planet, had nothing to do with him getting this job?

By dissing the Donald like that, we may suspect our latest fish-head eschews power. And money, success, technology (we'll see whether he decommissions the heliport) etc.

But I ain't holding my breath. If money, pleasure, power, success & technology (in alphabetical order) have gone out the window however, all that's left to scoop in are the weak and unintelligent minds. I wonder what he plans to do with those?

NOT

[Johny Joe Hold]

How are other True Christians^tm finding the new Pope's opening volley of remarks? Personally, I liked it that he called out atheists. We can't have enough of that, even from fake Christians.

Pope Leo Warns Against Spread of ‘De Facto Atheism’

I was also quite angered, however, by this guy, Leo. He did not have the humility to express his gratitude to President Trump for becoming a Pope. Is he trying to imply Trump, the most powerful man on the planet, had nothing to do with him getting this job? It's not too late to make amends for this mistake, but he'd better do it soon.

[Isabella White]

I must say! Some people are so ungracious and unkind. May the dear smite the DEMON-rats for creating such a horrid image of our beloved President Trump, especially when the President means well!

[Johny Joe Hold]

Trump is so sensitive about sending money to other countries. I'm thinking he would move the Vatican's operations to Mar-a-lago. I doubt there is a window as photogenic as the one in Rome but he could build one.

[Isabella White]

I have to say, Pastor Zeke, you cut a good figure in that blue suit and red tie--that's the look the Cards need. When your name was submitted before Pope Francis there was some resistance in the Vatican because of your hell fire sermons against sin. Sin is a topic the closet homers there do not like to discuss.

Well, I am afraid that even our own dearly-beloved will be passed over at this conclave business. It appears that President Donald Trump is all ready to take on the job as the next Pope. Mind you, there are some nasty critics from the DEMON-rat side, but that's to be expected!

Sister Mitza, I am sure that you will agree that Pope Trump I is wearing some very fine fabrics here:

[MitzaLizalor]

As you know, I do not believe "magic" has anything to do with God. Satan dissed Him and was wormholed by God to ∞ forever.

Popes, Cardinals, Metropolitans, Ordinaries, Inquisitors General, Opus Dei freaks, assorted Bishops & Archbishops and whatever other ranks they've invented for themselves, manufacture robes in silks (and lace) of red purple green white yellow black orange for magic effect when muttering (the mutterings of a purple-robed huckster outrank those of a pathetic loser black-robed priest) sell pathetic false magic.

“Buy this thing [a rosary] and mutter,” for magic to happen.

Blue robes, augmented by trailing red ribbons—sure, tame by current standards—and a new overarching position, could be just what Jesus intended.

[Johny Joe Hold]

I have to say, Pastor Zeke, you cut a good figure in that blue suit and red tie--that's the look the Cards need. When your name was submitted before Pope Francis there was some resistance in the Vatican because of your hell fire sermons against sin. Sin is a topic the closet homers there do not like to discuss.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

[Johny Joe Hold]

Well, if anybody can sort out that sordid mess at the Vatican, it is our dearly-beloved President: Donald J. Trump! As we all know, President Trump loves a good challenge (just look at how he's fixing the economy with the tariffs!), so it's high time that he overhauls that ancient Papacy system. The President shows great willingness to do this monumental task, and being a follower of , nobody could do better!
the President is not alone in expressing his desire to reform the Vatican. Already, the supportive comments are pouring in. Why, just look at what dear Senator Lindsey Graham has to say!

If the Cards do not choose President Trump we can be sure they will be seeking him out for guidance. They are probably at this moment discussing who would be the best at currying favor with Trump. I would not be surprised is the guy selected appears on the balcony wearing a blue suit with a red tie.

[MitzaLizalor]

janitrix

Janitrix? Tony? Of course, I'm not suggesting you seek elevation yourself—humility being a prime criterion for the successful reluctant candidate—but I've never met a janitrix called "Tony" and surely Presbyterians rank above lavatory attendants?

..Confused,
. ...Landover.

[Isabella White]

Well, if anybody can sort out that sordid mess at the Vatican, it is our dearly-beloved President: Donald J. Trump! As we all know, President Trump loves a good challenge (just look at how he's fixing the economy with the tariffs!), so it's high time that he overhauls that ancient Papacy system. The President shows great willingness to do this monumental task, and being a follower of , nobody could do better!

And, the President is not alone in expressing his desire to reform the Vatican. Already, the supportive comments are pouring in. Why, just look at what dear Senator Lindsey Graham has to say!

[Father Maurice Lester]

The vatican has a top secret vault with who-knows-what in there.

Hilarious, really. How would a trailer-park rubbish collector from a council estate in Primrose have the slightest idea of Vatican political machinations?

Bless you, My jaculiferous janitrix,
Father Mo



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[Anthony Harper]

I just assumed it was to stop anyone getting in and stealing stuff - like the paypal ring, or incriminating letters, or dressing-up gear, or whatever.

Very good analysis, Sister Mitza, Johnny Joe Hold, and Joanna Lytton-Vasey. It is interesting how the officials decided to close off the pope's residence like that. Whether there were suspicious circumstances surrounding the pope's death, or if they needed to hide evidence about what the pope did. The vatican has a top secret vault with who-knows-what in there.

[Isabella White]

Something else that should be noted is that this Pope was very friendly with the homersexualistic brigade. Instead of preaching the truth from the , the Pope appeared to be interested and sympathetic to their evil, wicked lifestyle — when he should have been telling those homers this!

Leviticus 20:13 "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."

But, oh no — the Pope would not teach that. Instead, he helped their sinful cause by saying this:

Pope Francis’ Complicated, but Undeniable, Impact on The LGBTQ Community

Returning to the Rome on a flight from Rio de Janeiro in July 2013, Pope Francis was asked about the supposed existence of a “gay lobby” at the Vatican. “If a person is gay and seeks God and has good will,” the pontiff replied. “Who am I to judge? They shouldn’t be marginalized.”

LGBTQ advocates also took notice. The Human Rights Campaign hailed “a significant change in tone,” and Donna Red Wing, executive director of One Iowa, said, “This is a step forward for this denomination and certainly for the pope.” Ann J. Robison of the Montrose Center agreed, adding, “We’ll see what happens in practice and whether or not the church becomes more welcoming to the LGBT communities.”

https://time.com/7267052/pope-francis-impact-on-the-lgbtq-community/

Well, it is no surprise that the Pope is now in eternal . And may I say that even is too good for this homersexualist-loving Pope!