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  • handmaiden
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    It's too bad that Frankie isn't suffering from leprosy. Then he could pray to Father Damien for a cure.

    Father Damien was a Belgian priest who went to Hawaii to do carpentry work and such in a leper colony. He died from leprosy for some reason. Anyway, he apparently did some miracles after that and the Catholic Church made him a saint.

    Frankly, I would have been more impressed if he cured his own leprosy. . . But he was hot.

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  • Isabella White
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    Originally posted by Elmer G. White View Post
    Jesus seems to have made up His mind. Totally disgusted with Frances, He's now made the Papist Chief wallow in his own filth to speed up the descent of this pontificial plague into Hell!
    Well, I cannot say that I am surprised by any of Francis's health problems, dear Brother Dr. White. As you have so kindly shown, the glorious has given so many dire warnings to sinners — warnings that are ignored. And, it also comes as no surprise that ignoring those warnings pertains to this impertinent pope!

    Isaiah 5:18 "Woe unto them that draw iniquity with cords of vanity, and sin as it were with a cart rope:​"

    And, what on Earth has happened to the pope's weight?! It looks like he has gained 200 pounds in the past two months!



    We are very mindful of the fact that this weight-gain has come as a result of disobedience to yet another command from Almighty !

    Proverbs 23:2 "And put a knife to thy throat, if thou be a man given to appetite.​"

    If the pope were to actually make a daily habit of reading the , then he would have known of 's warnings and commands. But, is the pope a dedicated — following the Almighty and forsaking the greedy-gobbler pleasures of the flesh? The answer is quite simply: NO!

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    Because of the pope's defiant, rebellious nature, is it any wonder that has caused him to choke on his own purge? He was warned, and he ignored a very important lesson from the . Thorns, or no thorns, the has way of making Holy Presence known to Pope I'll-soon-be-in- Francis!

    Matthew 13:7 "And some fell among thorns; and the thorns sprung up, and choked them:​"

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  • Johny Joe Hold
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    Originally posted by Elmer G. White View Post
    Jesus seems to have made up His mind. Totally disgusted with Frances, He's now made the Papist Chief wallow in his own filth

    The Catholicks are on the verge of total disintegration. I am seeing a mighty revival that will be led by our community, and unprecedented riches will rain upon us very very soon!


    Yours in Christ,
    Elmer
    I think God told Jesus to take Francis out whenever He wants to. Jesus said, no, right now I'm having too much fun.

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  • MitzaLizalor
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    I keep getting headlines: “blah.. etc.. prays for pope” –› to whom exactly are they praying? When healed by Jesus, the remedy was immediate. The blind man saw at once! Pope Frank, liar extraordinaire, why is he a liar? because he (collectively) claimed WITH NO EVIDENCE to have a pipeline to God producing information about loved ones in Limbo whom he could get out for $ but when it turned out there was no Limbo did anyone get a refund: NO! OF COURSE NOT it was lies from the outset, so now when people pray nothing happens. Or in this case he gets worse.

    Perhaps if he sold a palace, coughed up the $ for some special magic aka like everyone did paying to get dead babies out of Limbo, there'd be a result?

    But I'm not holding my breath . .

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  • Elmer G. White
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    Jesus seems to have made up His mind. Totally disgusted with Frances, He's now made the Papist Chief wallow in his own filth to speed up the descent of this pontificial plague into Hell!

    Pope Francis suffered an isolated coughing fit on Friday that resulted in him inhaling vomit and requiring non-invasive mechanical ventilation, the Vatican said in relaying an alarming setback in his two-week long battle against double pneumonia.
    This is no surprise. All this was depicted in astonishing detail in God's Life Manual, the KJV Bible!

    Isaiah 19:14
    The LORD hath mingled a perverse spirit in the midst thereof: and they have caused Egypt to err in every work thereof, as
    a drunken man staggereth in his vomit.

    The Catholicks are on the verge of total disintegration. I am seeing a mighty revival that will be led by our community, and unprecedented riches will rain upon us very very soon!




    Yours in Christ,

    Elmer

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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
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    Originally posted by Father Maurice Lester View Post
    ... His work here is done, and now his time in Heaven will soon begin.
    Father Mo
    I'm just trying to think of something he did... Choirboys are still at risk... The Vatican is still drowning in gold... The "miracle of transubstantiation is still there... Plaster idols still infest so-called "churches", the "gay orgy" of June 2017 etc.

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  • Johny Joe Hold
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    Originally posted by Romeo Rovagnati View Post
    His Holiness Pope Francis is winning his fight against Death. We'll soon have something to celebrate.
    Failing lungs is painful. It looks obvious that God is enjoying the suffering of Frank and will drag it out.

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  • Romeo Rovagnati
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    His Holiness Pope Francis is winning his fight against Death. We'll soon have something to celebrate.

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  • Isabella White
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    Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
    I'm thinking it would be good public relations for Pastor Zeke to jump on his plane and attend the Pope's funeral. Is there a way staff could attend and hand out tracts inviting Catholics to be saved at Landover Baptist? Maybe the funeral program will be made public and we can figure out a way to do this.
    What a wonderful idea, dear Brother Mayor Hold! I am sure that many of our brethren and sistern here at would be more than willing — and happy — to go over to that bound Vatican, and see that those Cathyolicks turn to — instead of relying on their usual cracker-munching and wine-guzzling rituals. I think one of the tracts that we must use is the one shown below.

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  • MitzaLizalor
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    Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
    I'm thinking it would be good public relations for Pastor Zeke to jump on his plane and attend the Pope's funeral. Is there a way staff could attend and hand out tracts inviting Catholics to be saved at Landover Baptist? Maybe the funeral program will be made public and we can figure out a way to do this.
    Vatican City has a railway station, I believe, and a heliport. I'm not sure if it has an airport otherwise. Helicopters are cumbersome machines, often cramped and rarely with sleeping quarters. What about an airship? They offer plenty of scope for decoration, such as with a Gospel message, and should one be too large to land (they don't require a runway) Pastor could descend on a rope—the tether, prior to tethering—dressed appropriately. Daisy Mae and I have discussed fabric designs before and I'd be happy to assist with sewing.


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  • Johny Joe Hold
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    I'm thinking it would be good public relations for Pastor Zeke to jump on his plane and attend the Pope's funeral. Is there a way staff could attend and hand out tracts inviting Catholics to be saved at Landover Baptist? Maybe the funeral program will be made public and we can figure out a way to do this.

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  • MitzaLizalor
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    Now it may be that Frank holds Jesus never to have been.

    KJV LUKE 3:23 And Jesus himself began to be about thirty years of age, being (as was supposed) the son of Joseph, which was the son of Heli

    Therefore, he'd respond, that thing he's sucking on doesn't contravene The Deuteronomist​'s edict.

    KJV DEUTERONOMY 5:8¹ Thou shalt not make thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the waters beneath the earth

    D-R DEUTERONOMY 5:8² Thou shalt not make to thy self a graven thing, nor the likeness of any things, that are in heaven above, or that are in the earth beneath, or that abide in the waters under the earth.​

    If Jesus never existed, an image of Him would be NOT a likeness of things in heaven above, the earth beneath or in the waters under the earth – because Jesus would not be a thing. Of course, having rejected God's opinion as irrelevant, Frank would have no reason not to lie and say he DID believe Jesus was real. (God also tells us not to lie.) But, and I may be accused of œcumenism here, just because Frank says he believes in Jesus does not mean he doesn't.





    0. AND JUST IN CASE HE MISSED IT:
    1. Exodus 20:4 + Exodus 34:17 + Leviticus 19:4 & 26:1 + Deuteronomy 27:15 KJV
    2. Exodus 20:4 + Exodus 34:17 + Leviticus 19:4 & 26:1 + Deuteronomy 27:15 D-R³
    3. Exodus 20:4 + Exodus 34:17 + Leviticus 19:4 & 26:1 + Deuteronomy 27:15 JB ©1966
    Always overfed yet ever wanting more, Rome will pronounce old versions passé.
    Linked above, a comparison with their own modernist rendition is available.

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  • Isabella White
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    Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
    Today in Rome the Pope is not breathing well. He has put a letter of resignation on his desk to be activated if he tips over. All over the world Cardinals are buying wine for the party at the Vatican. They will drink and couples (both Cardinals) will dance for a few days. When the party is over smoke will go up and a new man in a dress will stand on the balcony.

    We at Landover Baptist can be thankful Pastor Zeke does not wear a dress.

    Pope now in ‘critical condition’ after pneumonia, Vatican warns
    Well, it won't be long now, dear Brother Mayor Hold. I expect that the Choo-Choo Train to eternal will be pulling up to Francis's hospital at any moment now. And, I cannot say I that feel one bit sorry for him, or for his imminent entry to . It is what he so assuredly deserves. I mean, can anybody please show me where it says in the blessed that it is okay to worship Mary and statues? The answer is that it is NOT okay to worship Mary and statues! told people what they need to do in order to be saved from , but — obviously — some people, such as this pope think that they can do whatever they want!

    John 14:6 " saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.​"

    Acts 4:12 "Neither is there salvation in any other: for there is none other name under heaven given among men, whereby we must be saved.​"

    Oh, how I would love to know how Francis intends to spin his way out of this terrifying travesty — when he stands before Almighty on the great and terrible Day of Judgment!



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  • Johny Joe Hold
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    Today in Rome the Pope is not breathing well. He has put a letter of resignation on his desk to be activated if he tips over. All over the world Cardinals are buying wine for the party at the Vatican. They will drink and couples (both Cardinals) will dance for a few days. When the party is over smoke will go up and a new man in a dress will stand on the balcony.

    We at Landover Baptist can be thankful Pastor Zeke does not wear a dress.

    Pope now in ‘critical condition’ after pneumonia, Vatican warns

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  • MitzaLizalor
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    I think he's in his chrysalis period.

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