Should President Trump Ban Catholics from Using Male Bathrooms?

[handmaiden]

President Trump has been [. . .] increasing protection against our womenfolk and little ones. While the trans issue and the constant fight against sexualistic threats taking place in women's restrooms is ongoing, it is time to tackle the Big Issue: Men's bathrooms and the constant peril of rectal male anal rape!] [. . .] No Catholic, priest or layman, should enter a male bathroom. Segregation is the only way to proceed and protect the sphincter tonus of our male boys and men. I shall most certainly be writing to Mr. President Trump today and ask Him to solve this utterly abominably neglected imperilment!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

Brother Doctor, you really should write to President Trump on this subject. To be on the safe side, you ought to send copies of your letters to several American newspapers, even the awful liberal ones. I would very much like to see this happen.

Only the brave, God-fearing publications would come forward and share your letter with the public, but I would like for Americans of every religion and political flavor to see an example of pure, concentrated True Christian^TM thought processes.

I implore you again, Brother Doctor White, make this happen. A letter such as yours would provide a bright clarity that is so needed today.

[Elmer G. White]

President Trump, the bestest in all history, has been very careful and proceeded with small steps, increasing protection against our womenfolk and little ones. While the trans issue and the constant fight against sexualistic threats taking place in women's restrooms is ongoing, it is time to tackle the Big Issue: Men's bathrooms and the constant peril of rectal male anal rape! To assess this, we have to determine the group of people most prone to anal buttsex with defenceless male youths, elders, male boys and strong men: Catholic priests. While they often wear dresses which makes them easy to recognize, they are sometimes off their duties and could wear regular clothes, such as a suit. Thus, no man is safe. Behind each and every closed bathroom stall or in front of every male bathroom urinal, danger lurks. The degree of peril is similar to encountering a rapist demon in a toilet, as depicted in the photograph below:



Jesus knew of this danger when he wrote the Bible in its original American tongue!

Numbers 32:17
But we ourselves will go ready armed before the children of Israel, until we have brought them unto their place: and our little ones shall dwell in the fenced cities because of the inhabitants of the land.

This means that it is absolutely necessary to protect our male boys from these predators. While the Catholic sacristy is the principal venue of Catholic rape, it would be stupid nincompoop ignorance to underestimate the significance of public male restrooms for men and male boys. We need an executive order and we need it now. No Catholic, priest or layman, should enter a male bathroom. Segregation is the only way to proceed and protect the sphincter tonus of our male boys and men. I shall most certainly be writing to Mr. President Trump today and ask Him to solve this utterly abominably neglected imperilment!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer